How do orcs know what menus are?

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>>79060055
They are a cultured and civilised species.

Probably because they eat at restaurants you dumb fuck

>>79060055
You don't get gains like that from poor nutritional choices

>For three FUCKING days

What did Jackson mean by this?

>>79060163
But Cockneys don't eat at restaurants, they eat at jellied eel stands.

>>79060055
THEY WUZ ELWES AND SHIEET

>>79060055
"Waiter [snarl] there's a fly in my soup!"
"I'm sorry sir, isn't that what you ordered?"
"I distinctly ordered spider soup!"

What do I have to in order to get accepted into orc culinary school?

>>79060149
t. Melkor

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>>79060182
He meant
Maggoty bread for Three Days?
Snap into a Slim Jim!

How come they didn't like maggoty bread?

>>79060264
Do not put maggots in your bread