Dane DeHaan

>>79059523
is he working as a busboy yet? he should be

>>79059523
>my car on the left

I never understood how do male actors become popular and successful, I consider Dane's looks and acting to be on par with young Leo, yet Dane is pretty obscure while Leo was in some of the biggest films ever.

Is it a matter or getting lucky with a breakthrough role? Sucking the most executive dicks? Or is it determined by the Merchant?

>>79059637
It's literally all about getting lucky. Acting isn't hard, and good looks aren't that rare, there are millions of people who COULD be Hollywood stars and only a lucky (or, more often than not, well connected) few get cast in anything.

>>79059523

isn't that the question of the day?

he and classic should be in Villenueve's Dune, i don't care what role, they cannot miss that train

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Will he play him in the inevitable biopic?

>>79059637
>>79059727
he got casting couched

he said it on here even, remember?

>>79059523
permanent little boy face. hes gonna be a weird looking middle aged guy

>>79059992
explain

>>79059523
someone post his arse

>>79060049
Dane tried to do some AMA here and gave out enough details -- his parents ran some furniture store in specific -- and people figured it out.

The main thing that got out was how he basically had to pleasure people in Hollywood when he wanted to get into acting.

>>79060067
Did he give out any other interesting info?

>>79060067
Are there screengrabs?

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>>79060023
I'm willing to bet he'll turn out better than Leo.

>>79060099
Not that I can recall. It's only Dane.

>>79060104
Someone has to have them, I don't on this computer.

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/37753318

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>>79060124
Leo has turned full Brando now that he got his Oscar.

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>>79060099
He said picrel from House of Cards, GK and the redneck in Dawn of the Dead was an irl faggot who kept hitting on him relentlessly in a party

>>79060447
Too bad he's just a creepy looking balding guy now.

>>79060522
that's exactly what Dane said. Dane?

>>79059637
But Dane will be as bald as Red Forman in ten years

>>79060383
That beard and hair was for the revenant

>>79060104
i just googled it right now and shit came up

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>>79059637
>sucking the most executive dicks

yes

>>79060252
woah do you reckon anyone important found out about this?

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want to act in a few movies but dont want to suck any faggot's dick

am i gonna make it brahs?

>>79059523
Leo DiCaprio reloaded

>>79060808
you'd be sucking less dicks if you went into gay porn

>>79059637

you see you need to do three things to make it in hollywood:

> suck every executives dick
> pay hollywood mafia a percent of your earnings
> join satanic nwo cults

>>79060808
tfw you want to act in some movies and also like sucking dick

>>79059523
Is he still posting here?

>>79060880
we're here forever

>>79060902
I liked you in place beyond the pines, Dane

>>79060924
i'm not dane, just some neet fuck, he probably still posts though.

>>79060945
nobody on 4chan uses periods

r u dane

>>79060586
And the gut and bitch tits?

>>79060945
Dane pls, we are all friends here

>>79060950
>>79060967
i wish

>>79059637
>Sucking the most executive dicks?

Literally the only reason Redmayne is a thing.

>>79060565
>Dane?
I clearly see an anon instead of CIA asking "Dane?"

Also, I'm waiting for Cure for wellness since it should be good suspence thing.

>>79060660
Eddie was one of the people in the Les mis movie who were actually from a stage production of it, and that's his first really big role, so he may have avoided it.

>>79060871
It'll all be fat, old executive cock though.

>>79059523
I really do like Dane as an actor though.

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I unironically like Dane's junkie eyes aesthetic.

He's the Kaya Scodelario of guys.

>>79059523
He's just a second rate Paul Dano

>>79062013
Hi Paul.

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>tfw you'll never be a father

>>79062013
fuck off paul

>>79060252
fuck off Dane

>>79060252
>it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my plan