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The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

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>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

VOD Friday is officially here!

We have some really weird nostalgic sex movie for you perverts.

>Elaine, a beautiful young witch, is determined to find a man to love her. In her gothic Victorian apartment she makes spells and potions, and then picks up men and seduces them. However her spells work too well, and she ends up with a string of hapless victims. When she finally meets the man of her dreams, her desperation to be loved will drive her to the brink of insanity and murder.
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post screen caps of her nude stuff specially her frontbutt
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fuckin finally
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she is so beautiful
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>>79052783
ok
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>>79052783
>>79052814
>>79052893
creeps
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what the fuck. how is it so genuine. feels like a real 60s flick
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awww yiss
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>>79054405
The director put in an autistic level of dedication to make everything look perfect
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>>79052484
Been waiting for this shit. I hope it lives up to the hype
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>>79052484
does this mean the blu ray is dropping soon?
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>>79055176
comes out in march
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>>79055176
not always
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>>79054405
not really
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I wasn't gonna give a shit but this thread made me reconsider
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>>79052484
post nudes
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>>79052484
>horror comedy erotica paying homage to 60s
That sounds great senpai desu
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Sounds great, does she have hairy pits and pussy though?
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>>79052484
looks like shit
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>>79059286
yes
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>>79059286
I need screenshots now!
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>>79059522
Post pit shots.
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>>79059522
Post screenshots please.
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>copy scenes shot from shot from dozens of 60s magic tits flicks
>claim it's only inspired by "burlesque culture" whatever the fuck that is

>Anna Biller has been pretty adamant in interviews when people ask her about her influence, and insists that the movie isn't inspired by or meant to be an homage to anything other than burlesque culture. I don't know if she's a savant who accidentally crafted a perfect 70s homage or if she's just trying to drum up controversy for attention.

Why do feminist whores get money to lie to people?
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>>79059607
>>79059626
watch it yourself, lazy fags
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>>79054405
Are there any other modern films that do this?
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>>79059702
I won't download it unless I have proof of pit hair.
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>>79059702
I can't download it as I'm currently using my dorm's wifi.
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>>79059607
>>79059626
>>79059556
Well?
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>>79059156
Watching it right now and so far there's no horror, comedy, or erotica. Seems to be a straight film about a wiccan witch who wants a man in her life.

The retro aesthetics are spot on, though, from the clothes to the score. Does have a very 60's vibe to it, despite being set in modern times.
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Movie is trying to have a feminist message, but this wiccan thing is basically "fuck a guy so he opens up to you and see if he's ready for love. if he is, then you can do what you want with him". and apparently witches get initiated by getting fucked on an altar by this creepy guy who praises free love but is probably just in on it because he gets to bang all these qt witches wannabes

And this is definitely not a sleazy horror comedy. The main witch does get undressed a couple times, but she always keeps her panties on and her hair is always covering her chest so you see nothing.
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>>79061439
57:25

kek. greatest jump-cut transition since 2001's bone into spaceship
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>>79060999

>Seems to be a straight film about a wiccan witch who wants a man in her life.

Yuck
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>>79060999
>>79061439
Fuck that shit then. Did the other anon lie about the pit hair too?
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>>79060999
>>79061439
>not knowing this from the trailer and screencaps
movie looked awful
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>>79061658
Yes. Confirmed for hairless pits.
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>>79061815
And she looks like a fucking 2000s stripper. Disgusting.
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>>79061439
>always keeps her panties on
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>>79059750
Yeah, some of them do it and win Oscars, causing autistic manchildren to hate them.
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>Who are you? And what are you doing to me?
>I'm the Love Witch

jesus christ, really?
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>>79061911
Also this is halfway through the movie (literally, an hour into the 2 hour runtime). The movie now has a murder mystery and this is the exact point where the movie crossed the line from "yeah, I'm actually kinda enjoying this" into "holy shit, this might end up there with Samurai Cop and the like."
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THIS FUCKING GUY
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>>79061997

Perhaps thats the comedy part?
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pro-tip: if the police bust your meth lab, try telling them it's witchcraft. they might let it go because religion
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>>79062167
It's all played straight. The funny is in the acting, the awful delivery, and the dialog. Unintentional comedy.

It's nowhere as incompetently made as a Neil Breen movie, but I do get the same "this is serious bussiness, no irony or sarcasm" vibe from it.
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>>79061815
dropped then.
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>>79052783
>frontbutt
what the fuck is a frontbutt
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I don't know anymore what's going on.

The movie wants to have a pro-witchcraft message, but the witch ends up being the villain and the wiccans are a weird sex cult who have killed people before. And the feminist aspect is basically what I outlined here >>79061439
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>>79062533
problem solved... how do you make your asshole protagonist seem like a good person? why, by making everyone else an even bigger asshole
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>>79062533
It's meant to be a parody/homage of those old sex witch movies or whatever.

Don't take it too seriously and enjoy it for the nostalgia its meant to bring.
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honestly
how much nudity is in this movie?
I know back then there were a lot of shameless topless scenes... which were awesome
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>>79062502
Hairless pussy.
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>>79063150
Not a lot. Main witch goes topless every now and then but with her hair extensions down so they always cover her breasts. (There were a couple nipple slips, though.)

There's some frontal nudity from like four or five male and female extras in the wiccan group scenes, but those scenes are short and the nude shots are few.
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Been waiting for this
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>>79063801
i wish i was born in the 40-50s
today sucks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXOmzA56E40

Trailer literally gives away the entire movie. Literally. That shot of her with the knife at the end? The movie zooms in on her a bit, then fade to credits. That's the end.
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>>79063982
Nigga you have internet porn don't fucking whine about not having topless films that you couldn't even watch in privacy.
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>>79063982
>wants more nudity in the 40s and 50s

wew
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