https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4q CSFF11UY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rude desu

>>79047558
>being a dick
fuck off OP

>>79047558
God damn that's some traumatizing shit for the black chick.
She deserves it having been a dumb bitch though, at least some payback for the fatso.

Looks like "arseface"

same backstory too

i just don't care

i mean it's terrible and hope it doesn't happen to me, but fuck it
shit happens

>>79047558
Damn, Taylor Swift looks like THAT?

>>79047558
>Kids had to hear - your mommas ugly - your mommas a monster
If this takes place in the US i call bullshit.
Those are elementary school insults. Schools in the us are so fucking politically correct that any child saying this no matter their age would be sent home. They dont put up with this shit anymore and you cant get away with real bullying till middle school.
Always thought dr phil was scripted but this seals it

>i've forgiven myself
>god has forgiven me
>you have to forgive me
what a bitch

when is america going to sort the gun problem out and ban them once and for all?

blacked debut when?

EBERTED

>>79047791

I think it's hilarious.

>not being a gun when you confront the person who shot you so you can return the favor

>>79047920

>phoneposters

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>>79047858
>Be in kindergarten
>Call kid who would repeatedly hit me a bully
>Get in shit from the teacher
>Made to say sorry in front of the whole class
If by some chance you're here: fuck you Noah you piece of shit.

>>79047858
Kids are just as stupid as ever actually. And no they don't make a federal case out of everything because more often than not it costs money that they don't have in the first place.

>>79047920
Man, I tried to change "being armed" to "bringing a gun" and fucked it up.

It was a sensitive trigger you fucking bitch, just forgive her

>>79047920

i always try to be a gun

>>79047984
Oh for a second I thought you were Megatron.

Up until 100-150 years ago this would have been settled like it should.

>>79047913
you probably have a mental illness then

>>79047558
>nigger still trying to avoid taking responsibility

this is why i think they are subhuman

>>79048051

This isnt Facebook my friend, feel free to leave at any time.

>>79047558

Daaaamn, first the Wachowskis and now Ebert?

>>79047558
I kind of felt bad for the black women for having to sit through this shit but then she started making excuses and defending herself

>>79047861
never, because it's not a problem

>>79047861
Let's be honest though, the whole thing was just to guilt trip her for something that happened years ago, she's probably tired of apologizing already.
Then again she deserves it if she agreed to appear on the show.

>>79047558
what a shitty program, feasting on the masses' need for morbig voyeurism

>ah have axed gawd for fuginess
Nigger.

>>79048197
morbid*

>>79048197
and yet here we are, watching

>>79048123
you can be as edgy as you want on facebook too
and just like here, people can insult you for it

>>79048128
Keen-Oh

Damn Natalie Dormer got fat after GoT

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>>79047861

>people killed by bad drivers, drunk drivers
>"When are we gonna ban alcohol?"
>"When are we gonna ban cars?!"

This is you.

>>79048197
>morbig
is this how the lady calls herself now?

>>79047845
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/THREAD
This won't be fucking topped

>>79048297
don't make fun of smirkfu's stroke

>>79048317
That's a false equivalency, but for what it's worth I do believe gun violence in America is a symptom of greater societal problems. It's possible to have a perfectly civil society where everyone owns guns but America is fucked up on so many levels that guns just make things worse. Taking them away won't solve the underlying problems.

>>79047558
>God is good
>You have to forgive
>I haven't had a nervous break down or lost my mind or anything.

Cold blooded. I wish they'd put her back in jail.

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Literally what the fuck is wrong with you assholes?

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>shitty wagecuck job
>shitty life
>ask the universe for a bullet in the face
>but not to die from it

>>79047920

*turns into a gun*

nothin personnel... kid

>>79048375
it's just some jokes, man

>>79048317

>he unironically doesnt understand the difference between an accident and a deliberate act of violence enhanced by a device capable of delivering a projectile at hypersonic speeds

>>79048147
>guilt trip her

she makes typical nigger excuses though

>>79047558
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE

>>79048368

>false equivalency

Alright. Let me phrase it a different way. We assume that even though Alcohol if used improperly, can endanger people's lives, the majority of people who consume it do not go on to hurt or kill people. Same with driving. We assume that the majority of people who drive are not going to kill someone through negligence.

Why do we not assume the same with guns? Even though the overwhelming majority of gun owners do not go on to commit violent crimes with guns, the assumption is that even owning a gun is too much, and thus needs to be banned. For our own safety, of course.

And yet, most people who want guns banned would be a-ok with dangerous drugs being legalized. You know, the only reason they're dangerous is because they're not government sanctioned and regulated, right?

>>79048583

>accident

If you can't handle the responsibility of alcohol, or driving, should you be allowed to handle them? You're still liable for "accidents."

>>79047558
>black '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>79048317
Guns and alcohol weren't made to intentionally kill people you dumb fuck.

>>79047558

>that insincerity
>those excuses
>"hurr I've forgiven myself, why are you so upset, just get over it already"
>you know if you don't forgive ME you'll never get over it
>where's my check at already gibsmedat

>>79047845
Holy shit, it's Taylor Swift from the nose up

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>>79048637

>>79047558
>>>>>>>>>>>/b/

It's a great board for edgy faggots. You'll fit right in.

>>79048639
The reason is because guns are designed with the explicit and sole purpose of killing people. That's why they're regulated differently.

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>I never meant to hurt you, I promise

Jesus if you're going to just bullshit her at least come up with something more plausible than saying you never meant to hurt someone you shot in the fucking face.

>>79048720

>guns
>not made to kill people
>originally designed to kill people
>by far the most used application is to kill people

m8, we can support the right to own guns, but don't be retarded about it.

>>79047558
Ever heard of 'not punching down'?

>>79048639
>Why do we not assume the same with guns?

Not that guy but alcohol was produced to get people drunk and cars were produced for transportation. Guns are made to kill things. Thats kind of the part where your post falls apart. You're also jumping to a forgone conclusion when you say "most people who want guns banned would be a-ok with dangerous drugs being legalized."

>>79048887
You're literally retarded. Guns were a tool meant to safely cut down trees from a distance because people kept accidentally blowing themselves up with dynamite.

>>79048867
Nigger can't even admit to putting the gun ON THE WOMAN'S FACE. The very fucking face that got half blown off.

>>79048843
Wrong, they're designed to fire a projectile out of the end of the gun reliably.

>BUT WHAT FOR?

Plenty of people own firearms and have only killed paper, does that mean those guns are failed designs?

>>79047558
At first I laughed at the chinless woman. 6 seconds in and you find out she was shot by a nigger. A good hearty laugh was had.

Dr. Phil is a monster, god bless his soul.

>>79047920
>being a gun
megatron?

>>79048887
>by far the most used application is to kill people

hunting is

>>79047920
I will be a gun, baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktoaj1IpTbw

>>79048915

not all guns are glocks and not all glocks are used in the logging industry, get your facts straight.

>>79048966

except for austrailia, no country has ever had armies gunning down wildlife

>>79047727

To be honest anon, the punishment for hurting a white should be skinning and then hanging.

>>79047861
>gun problem
Do you mean Nigger problem?

That would be more accurate.

>>79048131

>I kind of felt bad for the black women

She should have been tortured to death fro hurting a white desu....why is she out of jail?

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>>79049098
>>79049145

>>79048824
it's okay arseface

>>79049098
this. if you take blacks and hispanics out of the equation, the US is safer than european countries.

>>79049182

I'll see you on the day of the rope anon! =]

>>79049145
Because when the video was made USA wasn't a dictatorship yet.

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>>79049252

>>79048921
>they're designed to fire a projectile out of the end of the gun reliably...

...to kill/wound your opponent.

>>79049237
Unless you're black/hispanic you don't need to worry too much about blacks/hispanics.

>>79049182
>>79049294
post swordmaster 5

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>>79049628

>>79047558
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten shot in the face then, stupid bitch

>>79049694
is there a swordmaster 10?

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>>79049808
I only have 6 :(

>>79049280

That's too bad. If it had been a little later, she'd be a nice ornament for a lamp post.

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>>79047920
>current year
>not being a gun

>>79049045
Underrated

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>>79047558
>white people

>>79048787
I-I'm going to hell - pfffthahaha

>>79047861
>ban them once and for all?
leftists get out

>>79047861
i hope by them u mean black people

>>79047558
that is one ugly fucking nigger. she actually looks like harambe

>>79047558
>WOMAN GETS DEFORMED
>FIRST THOUGHT IS HOW SHE LOOKS NOW

MY FUCKING SIDES

HOLY FUCK I HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79047920
>not being a gun ALL the time

>>79047939
Huh. I'm legit angry at this, anon.

I don't even know you, but Noah and anon's teacher, if either of you are here, eat fermented camel smegma you cocksucking anal spelunkers.

>>79047558
That black bitch doesn't even care.

She shows absolutely no remorse.

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>>79047558
she's prolly good at sucking, I can't be the only one who thought this.

>>79047861
Fix the god problem which gives criminals an "out" to absolve them of their wrongdoings.

>>79047939
Fuck you Kyle...you were a bitch and deserved it.

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>>79047558
>the shooter was black

>>79047558
lmao fuck that dumb white bitch. black power baby

>>79049145
They aren't called dindus for nuffin'.

>>79047920
>being a gun

Is this like those object transformation fetish shit?

blows her face apart and doesn't even act the least bit apologetic, what the fuck?

>>79049815

Anon, I encourage you to build up 100 swordmasters. Please. I need it.

>>79051605

Nevermind that, brother. I'm going to make my own swordmaster album and I will share it once it is completed. Thank you for the inspiration.

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Dr Phil is a severely underrated show. It's infuriating to a degree, but entertaining in how fuckin one sided and aggressively biased it is. Dr Phil is such a scumbag. He even uses his show to sell his books and hock his disgusting wife's shitty business ventures as well.

>>79048843
Yes and the people they are mean't to kill is the tyrannical government. That's the reason the constitution gives us the right to have guns.

Also killing animals is what a lot of guns are made for as well.

ADDITIONALLY: the vast majority of rifles sold to the civilian market in america are sold for the purpose of sport. They are literally made for sporting purposes because shooting sports are so popular in america.

Others are made for the purpose of shooting people in self defense.

Basically there's a plethora of reasons a gun is made and used.

God I fucking hate Dr.Phil so much. It's so fucking exploitative.
At least with Maury, you have a campy feel with it.

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>>79047891

It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show, tonight

>>79048317
pretty sure you cant drive a gun

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>>79047845
holy shit

>>79048067
She does take responsibility , you piece of shit.

>>79047558
oh, to be an edgy teenager again...

>>79047858

Unless the kids are black, then they need to be allowed to get away with anything on the occasions they show up for their free food and babysitting or its raycis

>she had to hear a chorus of niglets eeking and ooking with as they laughed hysterically and did their newest tribal dance to her shotgun facelift

Kek

>>79047939

Get rekt nerd

>>79050828
>Women
You've made a terrible mistake anon

Hey Preacher..

>>79047558

The only reason they put this woman on the show was to show off her deformities.

You niggers fall for the broadcast Jew so easily.

Better start voting Democrat and smoking weed now, faggots. There's no hope for you.

How are they in the same room with this negro bitch and she's still alive?

>>79048317
I don't know how in the USA, but there is a list of illnesses in Russia (including mental ones), with which you can't obtain driver license legally.

Now what was that guy's name who obtained the gun while being fucking nuts and then using it to, IIRC, kill the family and eat brains of a child?

>>79052119
>Yes and the people they are mean't to kill is the tyrannical government.

This was made in time when, at best, tyrannical government could afford some couple batallions of cucks armed with muskets.

Now tyrannical government doesn't need even that to bitchslap you, and if you REALLY are a fucking piece of a splinter in tyranny ass, it will be fine with smearing you, your family, and half the fucking neighborhood across the state and putting blame on you being retarded terrorist afterwards.

>>79049071
Yikes

>>79050828

I think you're onto something.

No teeth. You can just smoosh that lower jaw around your dick as tight as you want.

HNNNNGGGG

>>79055385
Why should the black woman be dead?

>people post this
>omg fuck off op

>people post the "Stares in British" picture despite the woman having a birth defect which fucked up her mouth and was nothing to do with her
>hahaha great one guys, fucking Britbongs

baffling.

t. Kiwi

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>>79047558
of course it was a nigger