>TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

what ever happened to quirrell after philosophers stone?

>>79046929
Fell into a plot hole

>DULLEST FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME BEING VIEWED BY THE AUDIENCE!

What did he mean with this

>>79046697
Why did they hire a cowardly, timid man for such a dangerous class?

>>79046697
He's the one who let it in, dumbass

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I don't think that would have helped improve one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79047091
Easy A. Got to get that Government funding some how

>>79046929
he died.

>>79047112
shitty intro dude. it's supposed to be unique to the post, that could apply to literally any HP thread.

>>79046697
He is pretending to be sickly and weak.
He also let the troll in.
Trolls are also known to be extremely resistant to magic.

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>>79046697
>TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
>SILENCE! OK everyone to their dormitories, especially you Slytherin who live in the dungeon.

>>79047091
affirmative action for muslims

>>79047222
>>79047222
what the hell is dumbledore's damage?

>PLOT ARMOR
>IN THE DUNGEON