/lbg/

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http://letterboxd.com/machill54/

>tell the fellas to buckle up
>they buckle up so tight that nobody posts and the thread dies

Watched not one but two films released with the title Bloodthirsty butchers in HD today. They were both bad

Which is the best Bava giallo out of hatchet for honeymoon and girl who knew too much? Should I just watch both?

>>79042807 33 features (32 if excluding the rewatch of science crazed) so far. I am pretty satisfied with that I suppose.

QOTD #2: How do you deal with the vulgar autists on /tv/?

>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

>i hateee the criterion collection so much my faves? everything by Hollywood :)

>>79043442
no
>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

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https://letterboxd.com/SwimmingPool/

>>79042807
I've watched 25 films this year and since I'm in vacations I'll try to go for 50-60 before march

>>79043477
no
>i hateee the criterion collection so much my faves? everything by Hollywood :)

>>79043613
who the fuck names themself swimming pool

tired of films. everything is either hollywood safe, or arthouse pseud films.

>>79043833
Watch machillcore
Caliber 9 is neither of those things, it's a blast and is also actually good

>>79043826
I might change my name to Table

>>79043833
maybe stop dissecting films using labels.

>This time last year I'd watched 5 (five) films.
>As of today I've watched 40 (forty).

I'm back, lads.

>>79044027
My goodness, you've grown

>>79042807
32, just two films behind 1/day

>>79043153
make a strawman argument because it really pisses them off and makes them look bad

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>>79044202
you better believe it, darlin'

>>79044202
So have you, grown more patrician... for an embryo, I mean.

People are giving the later Resident Evil movies 4.5/5 star reviews.

Did RLM lie to us?

>>79044542
how new

>>79041870
really makes you think

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http://letterboxd.com/cancer/

>>79044687
go aawayy u have the worst account

>>79044655
The replies to this thread are exactly how I imagined them to be.

>>79043070
Bravo to your tastes, sir. That's quite the selection

>>79044734
your reply was exactly how I imagined it to be... worthy of a redditor.

Emily Jean is amazing <3

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how can you white boys even compete

>>79044542
you just got meme'd

>>79044891
gottem

WHAT'S UP FAGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKXm_la9M1A

>>79045339
WHAT'S GOOD MAH DUDE

If counted/taken as a single film then Human condition in its entirety is pretty much the longest film I've seen.
Masaaki Kobayashi has a knack for making super long films that are consistently, constantly engaging and emotionally engaging and rewarding. For me this is Nakadai's strongest performance from what I've seen of him. And if not for hara-kiri, I'd consider this Kobayashi's best work.

I couldn't really relate to the leads depression in natural enemies but it was still, though familiar, solid character study of existential/marital crisis.

Has anyone seen cure for wellness yet? Verbinski is not a director I like anymore but I never miss a horror film.

>>79045688
Also, I thought love witch was supposed to leak by now?
I need some kind of comedy to watch after this depressing stuff.

>>79045688
Did you watch it in one straight shot?

>>79045971
It really is one of those films where sometimes I felt like I forgot I was watching a film and did'nt notice the time pass.
I was pretty engrossed in it, so I wanted to do the full nine hours in one sitting but it was too late and I had to leave the third film till a few hours later.

Who is the lowest IQ user?

I think it might be James.

Can I contract Autism from being in this thread?????????? O_o

>>79046197
I felt the same way. I watched one the night before thinking I would just watch one each day and ended up doing the last two in one sitting. They never felt dull despite each being 3 hours long. My only gripe was that I fell for the name thinking it was going to be nonstop reflection on human nature but instead it had thematic elements.

Is there a benefit of moving my imdb ratings to lbg?

Or should I start from scratch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgDU17xqNXo

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Didn't start letterbox in time to gauge my performance.

how does lbg feel about Anomalisa?

>>79047466
>Anomalisa
excrementitious

>>79044939
Mfw I'm the best user in the site according to Eli.
I always knew but it's good I was confirmed.

Edward Meme
Tsai Meme-liang
Meme Memeao-Memesien

>Taiwameme """"Cinema"""""

>>79042807
So what's the definition of embryo here? I get the impression non embryos only watch eurotrash artfaggotry meaning that, to any sane person, being called embryo should come as a compliment?

If La La Land wins, the /tv/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will as a million /tv/tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a rigged. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

But none of that will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, Mel Gibson, will go down in history as an amusing foot note, an embarrassment, as the loud obnoxious asshole who threw a retarded fit, lost to the film who the entire board thought was dishonest but still preferred to Hacksaw Ridge.

I need to fap.

>>79048320
That's pathetic. I think you need to get a life.

>>79048464
A life and better taste.

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>>79048510
>t. Mel boyfriend

>>79048320
Moonlight should win, that has fags AND niggers.

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>>79048320
>watching chick-flicks
>caring about the oscars
>caring about what /tv/ thinks
yikes

>>79048679
yeah we need more manly action movies like commando.

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why don't she want the burger?

>>79044922
*elsa

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>>79048690
Or, uh, like you could maybe instead, like idk maybe you could possibly instead watch actual films and not cliche mainstream hollywood fluff that'll be complete forgot in a year. Just a thought.

>>79048862
>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

>>79048969
there is cliche mainstream hollywood fluff in the CC though, dumbass

>>79048969
>i hateee the criterion collection so much my faves? everything by hollywood :)

>>79047466
why does Red Desert have such a boring cover

>>79049038
aaaand no one knows what the heck they are compared to the academy movies so consider shoving your fallacy up the butt.

>>79049057
i like Criterion's work on making these films available for home video, but I think their cover designs are vastly overrated (or they at least look great only when compared to the covers of "normal" dvd/blu-ray releases)

>>79048803
sup r*ddit

>>79049166
Agreed completely. Mulholland Drive was especially bad

which one should I watch

>Kagemusha
>A Woman Under The Influence
>Red Desert
>Le Samurai
>Possession

>>79050738
All.
But picking one for right now, Possession

>>79042807
Previous thread: >>79014044
(Please include a link to it in the OP, in future)

>>79051667
Exactly!

Also,
CURRENT THREAD!!: >>>>79042807

These are very, very important!

>>79051906

>>79042807
>QOTD: How many features in the year? Are you satisfied with your performance?
15. yes.
https://letterboxd.com/4you/
it's pretty dumb that you can't change your name, desu. i made this account 4 years ago and i cringe every time i see 4You.

>>79042807
I'm satisfied with fifteen so far.

>>79051971
i cringe every time i look at your number of watched films, your lists, your reviews and your profile in general desu

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>>79053448
congratulations on posting the exact reply i knew someone would make after using the word "cringe" in my post

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I have seen 2 movies this year. Where do I go from here?

>>79053823
Sudoku, hopefully

>>79053823
Watch "Sewer Side in a Mirror" 2017

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>>79053856
>>79053857
Just gonna go bank these (yous) instead. Good day lads, same time tomorrow I hope

"h-haha thanks for th-the (yous) kind s-strangers" he said as he cried into his pillow and thought about all the times he was bullied on the internet and how he wishes he could slice them up with his katana folded over 6 gorillion times

>>79054004
why are you so mad

https://letterboxd.com/jaimegrijalba/list/all-time-top-3000-films-by-allan-fish-rip/
how many have you seen?

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>>79054037
Who is Allan Fish?

"u mad bro" he exclaimed, trying to hide his own fury, but it fails miserably and everyone just laughed louder

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>>79054004
How did you learn to write like this? If you wish to talk to someone, drop your email. Nothing personal kid, I just have a hunch that you have some unresolved issues in your life. So, where should we go from here?

as a last ditch effort to make a friend, our hero asked strangers to e-mail him, hoping to offer some free counsel. people saw through his lies and only felt embarrassment for him

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>>79054120

our antagonist finally accepted his tragic demise and put the pistol to his temple. he sighed one last time as he sprayed the wall with his rarely used brain. we see on the computer his final goodbye, only this time he never pressed submit. the end

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>>79054215
And then?

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>tfw my mom was confused by Nocturnal Animals

>>79050819
well I just watched it. I was expecting some campy horror movie but got completely blown the fuck out, where do I go from here?

>>79054526
that bc ur mom is stupid embro

>>79054618
Yes, Possession is great. Probably the best horror of that decade

Is Mardi Gras massacre blu online anywhere?

And I assume love camp 7 isn't online yet

>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT
>The.Love.Witch.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

>>79055192
HOLY.. .

>>79042807
about 60 so far this year. 5-600 last year. Satisfied with the number, less so with the movies I've picked. At least half are awful.

>>79055347
5-600??? Seems like a pretty big gap to me...

>>79055347
Damn. These are scary numbers, I think I couldn't do that even if I didn't have a job

>>79055397
I don't think 2 a day is particularly challenging/unfeasible at all, especially if NEET

>>79055397
I usually shitpost during the shit movies. If they were all good movies the numbers would be a lot lower.

>>79055763
>I usually shitpost during the shit movies
And here, gentlemen, we have another example of how embryos statpad

>>79042807
Probably about 60 so far but I count films I listen to in the background.
>>79043153
Ignore them.

>>79044542
No. RLM didn't lie. They're genuinely retarded.

>>79056003
>Probably about 60 so far but I count films I listen to in the background.
we got another one

>>79048192
Being an embryo means you're a retard with bad taste in film. You sound like quite the embryo.
>>79048320
I don't even like the film at all but I hope it wins just for the autistic screeching from this board. Most of them want that Plebby Sci-fi Arrival to win.

>>79055846
life's too short to give my full attention to shit movies. Also is posting here considered "statpadding"? I don't use letterboxd.

>>79056123
>Also is posting here considered "statpadding"?
So you're genuinely retarded. I'll make sure to keep my distance.

>>79056094
>Plebby Sci-fi
Rude, tbqh.

And not so true, anything nominated will always get lots of hate, and heaven forbid if you win it. That's the way of things in the land of contrarianism as rule.

>>79056184
Everything nominated this year sucks. Nothing blew me away.

>>79056235
sorry but film doesn't exist to only serve you, snowflake

>>79056172
do that, but post your lb account too please

>>79056123
If you don't really watch something but count it as if you did, you're statpadding, because you didn't watch. Films aren't watched 'on the background'

>>79056282
Sometimes people need to multi-task. Any non-embryo can multitask with watching a film.

>>79056325
Stick to games

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>>79056269
no, never come back

>>79056424
come on, you seem like a guy who should be followed

>>79056424
quite easy to find

https://letterboxd.com/elskov/

>>79055763
This is awful
I wish you had a Letterboxd account so I could block you

>>79056424
what is the point of logging hundreds of tiny silent films

>>79044939
>181 this year
makes me think

>>79056424
>700 films watched

leave embryoshit

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Who's who on this picture of /lbg/ users, both past and present?

>>79060074
I actually non-ironically went to this meetup

I'm the guy towards the back next to the 2 guys with their arms in the air (to the right).

>>79060074
>the girl on the right imagining being somewhere else

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>>79060580
Chad is a redditor now?

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>>79060580
This guy?

>>79060738
Yes. That's me.

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>>79060822
You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. It all started in the first grade...

>>79060822
Prove it.

>>79060903
I can't, I was lying

machill

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What are some nice 80s comedies?

>>79062146
big trouble in little china

>>79062164
Liar.

>Matthew McConaughey urges Hollywood to 'embrace' President Donald Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqQ5nm9BTcg

is Matt /our guy/?

>>79062137
hello

>>79063069
hi, how are you?

>>79063110
good thanks I got to leave work early which is nice and now I have a whole bunch of films lined up to watch over what promises to be an incredibly lazy weekend

how are you

>>79063143
What's your ''work''?

>>79063257
I'm a dumb nerd chartered accountant that does professional services for a big guy firm

>/our boy/ Ronnie is a wageslave
Sad!

>>79063550
actually, it's not sad
it's good

>Billy Lynn not getting 120fps 3D release
one job ang lee, one job

>>79063717
I bet he has other jobs too

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>you will never be this guy

Its over lads >>79064611

>>79065971
Holy shit, that's way out there on the left field of unexpected.
Haha, imagine the drama right now :)

>>79065971
Probably going to be an influx of low iq IMDb users to Letterboxd now

>tfw the interview with John Cassidy on the bloodthirsty butchers disc is significantly better than the film itself

really good interview

>>79066193
Will be hard to notice tb.h

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57 features, i'm okay, should probably watch some more but i'm too busy getting drunk every other day.

>>79066712
>Didn't enjoy the masterpiece that is TEOS.
why brother, why

PUNQ on James Healey:

>This is real America? Trump's rise to power makes so much more sense now. It's just sad on all levels....

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https://letterboxd.com/Smoothhands/
42; all features of course ;)

>>79066270
It just means the popular users will get even more popular and the users itt will cry even harder and be more angry

>>79066822
>goes out of his way to watch very diverse and different cinema
>can only act and post as a memester
Such is the mystery of smoothhands. Is he playing a self-prank?

>>79067103
thats more than i expected

>>79066813
MERKED

>>79066756
5 stars is just an average movie.
Its pretty much not a masterpiece but w/e

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wahoo!!!!!!

one of my most wanted titles to be released on blu
High crime hopefully coming later this year too

>>79068035
wahoo!!!!!!

>>79066193
no way, lbxd is too sjw for most imdb trolls and teenagers

What's the point of Letterboxd? Why don't you plebs just used IMDB?

Oh wait....

>>79068806
Wait what?

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten

never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

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ily emily jean

Tom Ford > John Ford

Choose substance not empty style

>>79069214

>>79069249
that dude was right.
kubrick is a genius and V is pretty solid

>>79069318
Get some taste, lil embryo bitch.

>>79069318
>tfw you like Sicario but can't put a 4/5 on it or patricians will laugh at you.

>>79069336
No you.
No director is as good as Kubrick, that's a fact.

@79069363
I can name plenty

When did you become obsessed with Stone, winmeme?

>>79069425
Dumb non-reply poster gb2 >>>/pol/

>>79069430
dropout_cuck

>>79069559
dropout_cuck

wahoo!!!!!!

https://www.strawpoll.me/12262193

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>very positive anime review on the front page
EEEEEEEEEEH?
>whip pan to the sky
>cicadas in the background

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https://letterboxd.com/ggeecckkoo/
how did he even manage to rip his own fucking head off

>>79069846
What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

>>79069722
>>79069722
Who in fuck voted friend smoothhands! Show yourself meanies!

>>79069890
how am i supposed to suspend my disbelief if there's a bright neon red demon walking around

>>79069722
>>79069722
Who in fuck voted friend smoothhands! Show yourself meanies!

>>79069970
dumb doubleposter

>>79069970
dumb doubleposter

>i hateee hollywood so much my faves? everything by the criterion collection :)

>>79069970
Dumbleposter

Reminder that I will fricken k*ll you if you continue to post at nosaj the way that you are posting at nosaj.

>>79070001
wtf I love hollywood now

i won 2 passes to the akira kurosawa meet and greet, but i dont wanna go

CURRENT THREAD!!: >>79042807

>>79069924
>>79069970
>>79069984
>>79069994
>>79070001
>>79070007
>>79070030
>>79070030
>>79070122
>>79070129
>>79070129
>>79070241
this general is the worst

Bravo to your tastes, sir. That's quite the selection

Emily Jean is amazing <3

https://letterboxd.com/samturret/
hey im back did anyone miss me?

>>79070261
t. Jackie's discord butt buddy from irc

>>79070261
We aim to please

>>79070306
Pick up the phone, I wanna talk
About how I miss you,
I miss you so much
Hop on a plane,
Come back and see me
I promise I won't be such a brat
I promise I won't be such a brat
If I promise you anything, I promise you that
I promise I won't be a brat
If I promise you anything, I promise you that
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you

>>79051971
Woah holy shit, your directors in order of accessibility list is a post I made here a couple nights ago

Casino was a fun movie.

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rec me some good movies about bodybuilding

>>79070588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lVMwl3FsPg

>>79070588
who's this?

>>79070759
Amaranth

If Amaranth were a movie, Edgar Cochran would give her a 100/100
If Amaranth were a director, she'd be Federico Fellini
If Amaranth were a country of film, she'd be Italy
If Amaranth were a style of filmmaking, she'd be French New Wave
If Amaranth were anymore perfect, she'd be Amaranth

-Made by Anonymous on 6/3/2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxlWvE2U0nw

>>79063717
uk, yeah?

fuck. was really looking forward to that.

>>79071828
wahoo!!!!!!

>>79071861
stop talking like fucking Mario.

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>>79071903
Nobody wants to watch a movie that sounds like a fucking Sandwich.

>>79069846
>arrival 9/10
embryo spotted

>>79044939
>>79059365
compare what? two thirds of those are shitty shorts

GOD DAMN IT KENNY

Corey Pierce saw Colonia 2015

Watched Feb 03, 2017

Underrated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

Current thread: >>79042807

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six days lads.

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>>79070588
K I N O

I

N

O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBe0VCso0qs

>when you're just up to a flick
bad feel fáms

Hey lbg!

What do you reckon is the most re-watchable film (or kino as you know it around your parts lol) you've ever seen?

Check out what we thought over here, and feel free to get involved if you want! Would be good to get some fresh perspective!

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/5ruyur/what_is_the_most_rewatchable_movie_ever/

>>79076833
Bravo to your tastes, sir. That's quite the selection

>>79076833
tfw I agree that Back to the Future is very re-watchable, but not for the idiotic reasons these faggots seem to think.

Also LoTR trilogy really?

>>79062200
As an actor - no. From a political standpoint - yes.

>>79077965
>As an actor - no
Not sure I get you

>>79065971
IMDB is the Reddit of film discussion.

>>79078038
lbg is the reddit of imdb discussion.

>>79076833
>inb4 Groundhog Day, Guardians of the Galaxy, and The Social Network
Just after opening the thread I could feel the Embryo oozing off their posts.

>>79078211
>Groundhog Day
I don't think redditors are clever enough to make that joke