what...the fuck

isnt it luke i am your father?????????????

>>79040367
Nope

>>79039898
can you imagine the butt rage in that time if there would've been Internet in those years and the trolls spoiling it for people left and right...

>>79040460
Along with hipsters claiming they "called it"

>>79039898
FUCKING SPOILERS

>>79040367
it is Luke I am your father.
In my 43 years of existence not once have I heard it as "No, I am your father"

>>79040928
no, you're wrong, go watch it again retard

>>79039898
So if Vader wasn't Luke's father, would Luke have just tried to kill him in ROTJ? But because he was his dad, Luke "knew there was good in him"?

>>79040367
Never post again

>mirror, mirror, on the wall

le mandela effect
actually
it allways was I am your father but every parody always used "luke"
why?
to make you know what they were talking about and not just say "I am your father"
people wouldn't get it without saying Luke

>>79040928
It goes like this in the 1977 original
>He told me enough, he told me you killed him.
>Then there's something I must reveal then. I'm your father.

>>79041136
>Star Wars Gangsta Rap is 57 years old

>>79041136
>1977
>Empire Strikes Back

>>79039898
Can we like...
get a DNA test or something?