Why didn't Kevin just call the cops?

>>79039181

He did.

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>be american
>call cops

literally asking for it

>>79039226
Was that buzz?

>>79039181
he did. They didn't believe him since he was only like 8

>>79039226
got a shot off. based random fatfuck

Why did the telephone operator even complete his call if he was underage?

>>79039278
>>79039366
>8 year olds don't hace the right to call in crimes
Wow. What a shitty place to live.

>>79039411
Why would she believe him since his voice was only like 8?

He was afraid they would arrest him for shoplifting.

>>79039476
It doesn't matter if anyone believes him. They investigate regardless. It was a silly feel good movie but in real life, Kevin would be raped and murdered if some cunt went "lol I don't believe u"

>>79039366
>>79039476
Fucking wake up

>>79039535
Why would an 8yo boy even be caught up in crime?

>>79039568
I dunno why would anyone break into anywhere?

Cops were in on it, remember?. The cops were behind it all. Joe Pesci at the beginning was a cop.

>>79039181
There was a deleted scene where they were in on it with the thieves.

>>79039662
To molest Kevin.

>>79039708

Michael Jackson would have done it.

Cause he's a psychopath who loves to torture

>>79039739
Slander. Michael built homes of joy not break into them.

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>>79039181
>Why didn't Kevin just call the cops?

Films liberals will never understand?

because he didn't want to rat his parents out

Why didn't Kevin just text his parents?

>Home Alone 1 and 2
>a pair of wacky burglars who leave the water running as a calling card

>Home Alone 3
>"Petr Beaupre, Alice Ribbons, Burton Jernigan, and Earl Unger, four internationally wanted hitmen working for a North Korean terrorist organization, have stolen a $10 million missile-cloaking computer chip"

What did they mean by this?

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>>79039366