THE LITTLE HOURS

>>79036353
WOW, RELIGIOUS APPROPRIATION MUCH?
Somebody needs to tell her that the Jews KILLED Jesus.

>>79036611
A fucking JEW in a CHRISTIAN FACE ? I can't EVEN.
How dare she mock us when THEY killed jesus christ and put forth the persecution of our people for years
#THISISNOTOK

Is it about nasty lesbian nuns frigging each other's big swollen clits and eating each other's dirty hairy assholes and licking each other's bushy sweaty pits?

http://www.vogue.com/article/sundance-film-festival-alison-brie-nudity

>Yes, I say it in every interview. I’m always reminding journalists that they have not yet seen me nude.
>I always end up turning the conversation onto nudity, I don’t know why.

Fucking cocktease, I read in another interview that she doesn't go nude in this movie either because it wouldn't feel right for the character.

Fucking go nude already, you're starting to become irrelevant.

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One night you wake up and Alison Brie is sitting on top of you, she shushes you when you try to speak and says the following..

What do you do?

It reminds me of a hetero Satan's Alley

>>79039583
Wake up

>>79039676
tfw wrote a story about gay shit happening in a monastery which I think was legitimately good, but all my friends keep comparing it to Satan's Alley.

>>79039583
Depends, how hairy is she?

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>>79040677

As hairy as a 70s Jewess.

>>79041320
No, she trims her pubes

>>79041320
Then obviously I fuck her in the asshole through a sheet while licking her hairy pits and nipples.

>>79041358
In that case, throw her out the window and make the best impression of the flappy bird sound effect I can.

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>>79041369

But there's no fucking involved, just circumcision.

>>79041481
I am the master of my own bed thank you very much.

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>>79041563

She drugged you, there's nothing you can do.

>>79041589
If she did she'd be violating the non aggression principle and she'd already have been beheaded by my harem guards.

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>>79041358

Jewpubes are genetically superior and grow back super fast, she can probably grow a full thick 70s bush in a day or two.

Poor Alison.. shaving like crazy because of that GLOW series.

>>79040428
Do you still have it?

>>79041689
Tell me more about Jewpubes, how do they smell?

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>>79041670

Did I mention she's a Ninja who practices Jew-Jitsu? your poor guards probably didn't stand a chance.

>>79041767
Then the invisible hand of the free market will clearly just make her apply to be my new guard.

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>>79041729

Like a burning poppy field!

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>>79041804

She gets more money from Jewish high command for the foreskins she brings in than you could ever afford to pay her.

She should do a Holocaust movie with lots of nudity

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>>79041907

I'd rather have a 70s hippie movie with lots of thicc Jewesses skinny dipping.

>>79041888
>Jews existing in the ancap utopia
*chuckles and builds a road directly in front of his car and dismantles it behind it*

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>>79041972

>>79041927
Why 70s hippie? She doesn't seem like a good fit for that era.

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>>79042014
>Why 70s hippie?

Free love man, imagine her getting naked a buncha times just to fuck.

>>79042043
She could do the same in Auschwitz.

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>>79042090

But then she'd be all stick figure and pale, sure the fucking might be more exciting but ugh if I want to fap to skeletons I'll fap to Eugenia Cooney.

... Gonna fap to Cooney now.

>>79042147
>>But then she'd be all stick figure and pale
Well you could just set the movie before the allies bombed the supply lines.

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>>79042237

Oh you mean before they started treating them all bad?

>>79042287
She'd probably be working in the camp brothel.

And imagine all the hair in the swimming pool scenes.

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>>79042348

Knowing Hollywood they'd make it a learning experience, I'd rather have a 70s Summer adventure with lots of loose dresses and downblouse giggling moments.