Why couldn't Sauron breed Chad Orks?

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>>79035836
But he did

>>79035836
Uruk-hais are Chad Orks

He sent Saruman to do it instead because he lives near a great power source.

because they'd just tell him to shove it and sit around smoking pipeweed and fucking she-orcs all day, he had to breed beta orcs who would do what he told them

Uruk's ARE the Chads of the Orcs. Half-breed pretty boy elves. It's more obvious to the orcs though.

There are Black Uruk-Hai hobgoblins

Then there are Uruk-Hai hobgoblins

then there are Morannon, Morgul, and other warrior clans of Orcs

then there are the Snagae beta goblins

>>79036015
Half hill men not elves

>>79035836

Sauron made them first, you dipshit.

>moviefags

By Eru Illuvitar.

>>79035836
he bred Uruks before Saruman of many colors ever did

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>Merry asks Treebeard what Entmoot is
>"tis a gathering"
>"a gathering of what??"
>Ents start appearing

How/why the fuck would Entmoot (>ENT<moot!) be a gathering of anything other than Ents? Was Merry retarded?

Why weren't there female orcs?

>>79037785
there are but you only ever see orc warriors, why would you ever see the women?

>>79035952
that's an Uruk you fucking mong.

>>79037826
>Saw the women of nearly every other race besides dwarves
>Finally see a glimpse of dwarf women in 1st Hobbit
>They really do have beards

We've probably been seeing female orcs all the time in the battle scenes.

>>79038233
I wonder what their vaginas smell of

>>79038329

Maggoty bread.

>>79036015

All Orcs are half of something. There are no female Orcs in Tolkien lore. Uruks are just the product of selected breeding. Pulling the most prime specimens of Orcs and having them fuck the best human and elf women they could abduct for probably decades or centuries.

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>>79039289
>best
wouldn't the best be the strongest and most physically solid from that point of view?