YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA

>>79034055

All that clip does is make me feel fucking lonely, he probably went home and laid the fuck out of her too.

DIVE-ON-IN

Season 11 of American Dad was pretty bad bar a few episodes.

Do you ever wonder if you're shadowbanned because nobody replies to your posts?

haha, just asking for a friend, haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQ7H3qacF8

Greatest American Dad moments:

"AH YOU STUPID BITCH WHY CANT YOU DO THE MOVE YOU STUPID BITCH"

"My elbow feel funny, my elbow feel strange..."

Also the one where Roger is hearing a story about the guy up in the mountains making moonshine and a customer interrupts and then Roger proceeds to slow mo jump slap him. "Ge out."

Is American Dad, dare I say it, kino?

>>79034219
TBS American Dad sucks but American Dad season 3 - end of fox run is GOAT

>>79035778
STELIOS

STELIOS KANTOS

>>79035408
Yes, I do wonder sometimes. But then I remember I'm a loser with no interesting opinions that are worth replying to.

>>79035778
>>79035855
Either Ricky Spanish or the episode where Roger is a dirty cop, at the end saves Stam by slow-mo exploding a dude's head with his elbow; then at the end of the episode he's like "is he gonna be okay?"

>>79034168
I'M NOT TRADEMARKED TO SAY THAT

dive
Trump
2020

>>79035911
Or the one where Steve cooks crack, God there's so many good fucking moments...

>>79035835
WRONG
it's still good

>>79035938
LAVATE LOS MANOS

WHY DO THEY STAY STEVE

Ugh, should've just had sex with that mayonnaise.

>>79035911
Oh my god Ricky fucking Spanish

Why doesn't TBS have anywhere to stream their shows? No hulu or netflix, and their website only streams the last couple aired.

Why do my parents pay for cable and streaming services if it's still easier for me to pirate things?

beta males use to defend their ugly wifes honor now they just defend random women on twitter

girl, you're gonna feel a little prick

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Which was the canon ending?

i always love when that bitch burns up in the fire and stan says wow she was really dry

>>79036411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEfuOsBaP1A

>>79036395
Mom. You were right

>>79035778
I can't remember exactly how it goes but when Stan's dad is describing how he's going to get raped in prison, but at the end he reveals how everything was a ruse and says something like "and that guy who was going to rape me? I was going to rape him!"

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WHAT ARE YOU

>>79035938
Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x95XVqu8ZYk

Also from that episode:
>It's high school Steve it doesn't matter
>That's what you said about middle school when does it matter?
>Never

>>79039867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUH5QGRsnQY

Oh look that was on there too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcFEIW8Ev7s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIyo9spmhAg

>>79034055
>>79035778

American Dad's one-joke characters are what make it so great.

>>79035835

No, these latest season has more misses more than it hits. Its clear whoever is writing it now doesn't know how to use the characters properly.

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>>79034055
Is he supposed to look like Costanza?

>>79041361
these PIZZA BAGELS are making me THIRSTY jerry

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>>79035911
'Rogers a dirty cop!'
'He's been on the force for 5 minutes!'

>>79034055

>Super low ratings currently

Cancellation incoming?

>>79040544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0wpvRCdir0

>>79035778
Cilantro was a pretty fucking funny gag.

>>79034219
TBS American dad shouldn't exist, it's horrendous. Greg and Terry are GOAT

>>79035778

The episode where Roger is Ricky Spanish, and then hijacks the prison bus. Crashes it. Then waits for the cops to arrive. Steals their car. Crashes that. Waits again, and then crashes a third time.

I was fucking dying. Carrying over Roger's inherent flaws, like his inability to drive, just makes everything better when he's wearing a costume,

>>79036799
Fucking kek. His worried expression and voice are amazing

>>79040544
Nathan! This is why you keep getting molested!

>>79041680
It's 3 hours, boi.
But I'll forgive you, because that's actually a great moment.

Another great one is
>You used to watch Sesame Street.

>I meant to ask you, how did we get out of there?
>I think we did some sweet maneuvers from the movie Backdraft.
>I never saw Backdraft.
>Me either.
Stan's delivery just makes it perfect.

>Did you see that? The Indian?
>What, Kevin? Yeah, we picked him up at the rest stop an hour ago.
>Dropped my Rolos.

>Apologize for what? Giving him power over an island full of half naked Hispanic people? That's his dream! And the premise of three of his screenplays!

>>79042328
That's a great episode
>cheeTOHS
>cheeTAH
>ohhhhh because it's a CHEETAH
>there is so much beauty in this world

>>79042673
How to know if you are under the influence of illegal substances
>Cotton mouth
>Life seems pretty good
>You genuinely enjoy Night Ranger

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You're fat, Helen!

Steve's R&B slow jams are my favorite moments.
https://youtu.be/rhI904iejqQ

>>79043050
>you always get what you want

>>79035970

Give several episodes that support this please. Every TBS episode I've watched has been disappointing, which sucks because American Dad was one of my favorite shows before it moved.

>>79042001
That wasn't Ricky Spanish was it? I think it was the episode where Stan gets jury duty and sends one of Roger's personas to prison, then tries to send him back in when he escapes (the scene you described) but ends up getting sent to prison himself for assaulting a US Marshal

>>79041058
anon....can you read. He said the current episodes suck

>>79036411
Technically the Rapture one is, since baby anti-christ is adopted by Hayley and then at the end of the episode he says he's going to see Stan Smith again in the future

>>79039867
the teachers are great on this show
>episode where stan wants steve to grow up, goes to mexico to get steve laid
>teacher is explaining tenure
>kicks the shit out of a kid on the first row then moon walks back to the board

You thought I was as asleep didn't you?
Acting?

>>79043150
his VA released an R&B album.

>>79043731
>his eyes are red from smoking weed
>*video footage of principal Louis drinking a 6 pack and peeing on the basketball hoop"
>Hello desk sandwich! (same footage shows a janitor turning into a werewolf and carrying off a kid) Oh shit!

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>>79036597

>>79041680
Tell Claus i said SUP

>>79043867
>Yeaaaaaah, blast my buddha belly!

>>79042328
>>Dropped my Rolos.
nearly died first time watching this episode

>tfw love this show but it's way overplayed to the point where the episodes don't make me chuckle anymore
At least that disneyland-ripoff episode, jesus I've seen that 5 times now.

>>79044080
Different scene but that one is hilarious

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>this whole scene

>>79043836
I hate......................................................................................................................................Babies

They remind me of ....................................................................................................................................Babies

My name is Braff Zacklin. I was an international race car driver. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I swerved into the retaining wall to avoid it. The car burst into flames, but the baby miraculously survived ... I was that baby.

I'm not saying to go to /co/ but why isn't this on /co/?

Gurl you're gonna feel a little prick

>>79035778
MIND QUAD

>Don't worry baby, the bus is for foreigners

Stan says it in such a soothing voice.

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Quality thread boys

>>79044842
something about this image seems off

its always the little things with AD

stan driving and humming matchbox 20 before Francine t-bones him

https://youtu.be/GLbbxxdkhr0

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LUCAS WHY WON'T YOU TELL WHAT KIND OF SODA YOU LIKE?

>>79044842
what the fuck

Pinecones are grenades

>>79045088
...we were in the poo.

Maybe Baby

>>79045354
maybe baby

>>79045021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQ7H3qacF8

Are these questions NOT about sex and the city?

Once when I was in a bookstore on the escalators I was just shouting "I'm in the goo!" as I was going down.

>>79043150
I love the inexplicable abs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIS5cQJuhY

>>79045366
Maybe baby

>>79045658
Maybe baby

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NATHAN! STOP IT!

>>79045969
Was Nathan /our/ guy?

>>79045969
>THIS IS WHY YOU KEEP GETTING MOLESTED!

My favorite episode is Roger as a limo driver where he hunts down the frat boys for the inconsequential amount of money.

Sure, after three watches it's not really funny anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye9gyqtfNQM

>>79046150
>are you really going to kill 5 people over 20 dollars?
>are you really going to ask that of the guy who just last week killed 6 people over 19 dollars?
>oh, yeah... i forgot about that

I'm Wheels, and Roger's the Legman.
We've been looking for a case, but now it appears that case...
...
...
found us.

Eh?
Eh.
Eh?
Eh.
Eh?

Hailey: STOP THAT!

Oh yea? Pubic hair.. and mayonnaise icecream.

Or AT&T operator Shalonda Dikes. Speaking of which, that credit for my friends and family plan still hasn't shown up on my bill.

That credit was generated after your last statement. It will show up on your next bill.

Oh okay thank you!

Thank *you* for choosing AT&T.

>>79034055

You know Klaus!? That changes everryzing...

Tell me, how comfortable are you with the... abominable sciences?

>>79044842
subtle and upsetting

>>79034055
Probably my favorite scene is when Stan is bullying Steve, then it randomly cuts to a drawn-out scene of an old woman ordering food from a deli. She suddenly gets attacked by Stan and it turned out to be Steve in disguise. It just came out of nowhere for me I lost my shit.

>>79046924
I prefer over to under

One-joke character with DEEPEST lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-BhtK85aYY

a typical example of american dad kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cErPXLOZ9So

What is the worst thing Steve has done? I'd say nearly let Barry get killed in the bleachers.

>>79047241
fucking beautiful

>>79044763
JOHN!

>>79047277
Well there was Steve/Stevearino where Stevearino kidnapped real Steve and plotted to kill him all while mutilating cats

>Would you gentlemen care for a cherry coors?

This moment had me keeled over with laughter for nearly ten minutes and I have no idea why.

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The episode where Rodger stabs Steve as a Valik always gets me I can't find a clip

>"My scar, it burns, he's thinking about me!"

>>79047976
>Valik

I always called him Malik. I feel dumb now.

>>79048360
I did the same, it's hard to tell when it's such a one off character and they say his name like three times in funny accents.

>"Never touch a fat boy's candy."

>>79048895
definitely sure