Would it be kino if he broke down crying when Superman returns

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I hope he bleeds

>>79029791
If he did it would only reinforce that he was gay for Superman.

>>79029791
>Bruce starts crying when Superman returns
>It's revealed later that it wasn't actually on the script, it was Ben really crying because of his miserable existence, but Snyder kept it because it was so genuine and powerful

>I failed him in life. I will not fail him in death.

OH FUCK OFF

this fucking movie

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Fucking guy can't even avenge Robin and he's going to cry over Superman, yeah sure.

>>79030301
>he hates strong characters

heya cuck

>>79029791
it would be kino if he was raped in prison

>>79030559
This meme is starting to slow my ride.

Why would an unshaven pouty boy in a bat costume be a strong character? Have you never watched a movie with an actual manly protagonist?

This movie tanked because it was a lead anchor of a directorial opus, not because of some liberal media plot. We all liked 300 and we gave Watchmen and Man of Steel a chance. But this was too slow and badly acted.

>superman comes back
>bruce quips 'what took you so long'

screencap this post

>>79030804
>Why would an unshaven pouty boy in a bat costume be a strong character?
>unshaven
>pouty
>""""""boy""""""

I see, you're gay.

>>79030849
HOLY SHIT

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DAE this whole franchise feels like the longest setup to a gay porno ever? The Joker and Lex Luther have been transformed from scary masculine characters into a wannabe Eminem ripoff and an effete MMMBOYS twinkaroonie.

Meanwhile Affleck looks like he wants to tear up some boipucci, you just know Superman waxes his Kryptonian butt hole, and no one knows why Wonder Woman is there. They even make a joke about that, when neither Batman nor Superman brought her along and don't want her intruding on their gay sesh. And also Doomsday is a bear.

>>79030853
For every dick I've taken, there's an argument you can't refute

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>Superman rises after 3 days, begins healing the sick and blind
>Batman tells Superman he's a problematic racist for being a Jesus allegory instead of a Muhammad allegory
>BvS2

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>*slide whistle sound*

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>>79030989

Keep it simple next time.

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>>79030898
Clearly the Joker was jealous of Robin's live-in relationship with Bruce and murdered him to make himself the object of Batman's full, gay attention. Bruce is sad because he hasn't gotten his bat balls off since Robin bit it, and that's why he's becoming ever more Sado-masochistic in the branding, torturing, and killing of criminals. Meanwhile Superman is afraid he'll annihilate the anal lining of any human bottom, so he uses Lois as a beard and gives her unemotional fingering sessions like in the tub.

Literally prove any of this wrong you can't because this is your fantasy

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>>79029791
Why? why do you want to see men crying? explain yourself faggot.

>>79030301
>Failed in life
Didn't kill him when he originally planned to and saved his mother from being burned alive
How the fuck he sees that as a failure I'll never know

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>>79031959

If he hadn't been a paranoid asshole determined to see Superman as a threat maybe he would have been more vigilant and noticed how he was being manipulated by Luthor, maybe he could have reached out to him and become the World's Finest.

And maybe not, maybe it wouldn't have prevented Superman's death, but guilt and self-loathing are delicious manna for Batman so it's fine.

>>79030546
Well Superman is kinda Batman's savior. I think seeing him return from the grave would be powerful enough to elicit tears.

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>>79032133

>Well Superman is kinda Batman's savior.

In what context?

>>79029791

It would be kino if they kept the Batman franchise grounded in reality instead of stuffing it in a superhero universe in an attempt to appeal to the largest audience possible. That's the entire appeal of the character over other generic capeshit.

>>79032540
Well...Batman was on the edge at the beginning of BvS...batshit crazy and pissed off and apparently has been like that for quite some time. After Superman dies he seems to tone down on the edgy crazyness, proven by that awful Justice League teaser.

HEYY I HEAR YOU TALK TO FISH XD wink wink

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>>79032591

>It would be kino if they kept the Batman franchise grounded in reality

There's reality and there's "reality", I don't ever want to see any more of that nolan crap about "muh knees, muh cartilage", one thing I liked in BvS is how he's almost pushing the limit of superhuman exploits, like his punches and the ceiling crawl.

It's the kind of thing criminals and bystanders see alike and it is scary as fuck, and it's compounded even more now that there is a guy who can fly and shoot lasers out his eyes.

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>>79032771
I agree. I don't want my Batman ever to be able to be shanked by a less than impressive woman.

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>>79032771
That whole scene spooked me. Reminds me of Dracula or some shit. It would look badass if Batman wore fangs. Imagine how scary it would be if as that rookie slowly turned towards him he grinned with his fangs and hissed. Give him some black contact lenses too.

>>79033162
>black
*white

>>79029791
It would truly be kino if we find out that at the end of BvS when Bruce is interrogating Lex and telling him he's being shipped to Arkham asylum, we find out that he was already there.

>>79032056
>batman was being prejudiced
>bvs is a cautionary tale against racism and bigotry

K I N O
I
N
O

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>>79033162

It's a very Bram Stoker's/Nosferatu scene, helps double down on the supernatural element to him, same for the Manbat sequence.

>>79033328

What. Speaking of Arkham I hope they tease other classic inmates, one thing I thought would have been interesting is if addition to the kryptonite gas Bruce had spiked it with Scarecrow's fear toxin.

>>79033516
Where are you getting all these pictures from?

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>>79033670

saved 'em from all over, here's a better size I found

http://collider.com/batman-v-superman-ultimate-edition-theaters/

>Batman
>Crying