I AM CHINESE IF YOU PREEZE

FECKING GREEKS THEY INVENTED GAYNESS

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>>79028396
THE CHINESE:
A GREAT BUNCH OF LADS

>Have daily Father Ted threads
>Father Ted never comes up in tv show rec threads
>IT Crowd is shilled incessantly even though it's utter shit

There's only like four of us in these threads, huh?

>>79028444
There are, of course, no Maoris on Craggy Island.

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Here we all now
All the shitposters

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>>79028473
As a Kiwi that bit is particularly amusing

>>79028396

Say that to me again and I'll put your head through the wall

>>79028460
I've seen Black Books recommended more than Ted

>>79028460
I'm kind of glad Ted is on the down low on /tv/. If it became hugely popular, people would shit post that it's Reddit or SJW propaganda

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?

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>>79028481
>/tv/ WERE YOU ASKING FOR AN EXCITING, DRAMATIC MEME?

who was the best priest?

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>>79029719
Eno

>he likes Reddit: The Show

It's all about subtle fedora tipping and how stupid the church is. Fuck off to >>>/reddit/ if you want to discuss this SJW shite.

>>79029777
>he thinks Father Ted had a religious agenda

Let's have a screeching contest!

>>79029809
It's clearly someone who's never watched the show but read this >>79028647 and like a good little drone decided to parrot it

>>79029777
Father Ted isn't Reddit. It's kino. Fuck off.

Shit like Adventure Time is Reddit.

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I hear you're alt-right now father!

Are you gonna stand there all day ya fat ol' bitch?

>>79029897
Will anyone fall for it? Let's wait and see.

No swearing!

>>79030022
It looks like Soros goons are spilling into /tv/ from /pol/ now. Pure cancer.

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>>79029897
FECKIN' GREEKS, THEY INVENTED GAYNESS

>>79030092
THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER

More tea, Father?

>>79030130
NUNS

>>79030130
Thats what i love about Catholicism, its so vague and mysterious, no one really knows what its all about

I LOVE ME BRICK

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Quick rundown on Ted Crilly
>Brennans bow to Crilly
>In contact with Father Larry Duff
>Possess priest-like abilities
>Control ireland with an iron but fair fist
>Own churches & parishes globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient christ blood line
>Will bankroll the first parishes on Mars (Tedgangrad will be be the first parish)
>Own 99% of bank account editing research facilities on Earth
>First baptised babies will in all likelihood be Tedganoff babies
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a bishop's face who will appear on a skirting board and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'ted bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>The Irish Church entrust their gold reserves with Ted. There's no gold in Dublin, only Ted's bank account
>the big red phone in the rugged island parish house is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Father Dick Byrne. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

>>79028628
DRINKS OFF have some more chips

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Because of the beast. They say it's as big as four cats and it's got a retractable leg so's it can leap up at you better. And you know what, Ted, it lights up at night and it's got four ears, two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears. Its claws are as big as cups and for some reason, it's got a tremendous fear of stamps! Mrs Doyle was telling me that it's got magnets on its tail, so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!

>>79030293
>your average /x/phile

>>79028396
Wtf, that's racist you can't say that.

>>79029777
I sincerely hope you're doing this for attention and don't actually believe this nonsense

>>79030334
He's not a racist though.

>Imam Dougal: I wouldn't know Ted, you big SJW!
>Imam Ted: [astounded] I'm sorry!?
>Imam Dougal: I said I wouldn't know Ted, you big SJW!
>Imam Ted: Have you been watching those Paul Joseph Watson videos again, Dougal!?
>Imam Dougal: I have, yeah Ted, you big snowflake!

>>79030401
Imam Ted, you have to throw acid on Ayatollah Brennan's arse, INSHALLAH BROTHER

>>79030361
>shows the Church as some bumbling retarded fairy sky god worshipping corrupt abusers
>not atheist 101
>atheism
>not reddit

uh-huh.

>>79030480
The Irish church was full of funny gimmicky priests back then, its an Irish satirical show not church bashing.

>>79030235
My sides

>>79030464

I see you were in yesterday's thread too, good meme update. The acid and the inshallah is a nice touch

>>79030401
Fucking lel

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And now on BBC1, Jurassic Park: The Director's Cut, with extra dinosaurs.

>>79030480
>shows the Church as some bumbling retarded fairy sky god worshipping corrupt abusers
so?

>>79030508
>>79030641
Stop responding to the shitposter

>>79030235
Underrated as fuck tbhwyfam

PRIESTS LOVE ALIENS TED

>>79030715
>it's just it's the director's cut

literally /ourguy/

>>79030641
And mocking religion is the purview of the atheist, which is reddit territory.

>>79030508
And?

>>79030677
>s-s-shitposter!

pathetic, get a trip so we can filter you, child. Adults are talking.

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>>79030464
>Imam Ted, you have to throw acid on Ayatollah Brennan's arse, INSHALLAH BROTHER

Actually, Ayatollahs, a.k.a Marajah, only exist in Shi'ite Islam where they are the highest form of Cleric. Imam as a designation for an ordinary cleric is only used in Sunni Islam, whereas in Shi'ite Islam, the Imams are 12 mystic saints who lived 13 centuries ago, therefore it is unlikely that an Ayatollah would be talking to someone with the designation 'Imam.'

>>79030746
You're a sad cunt

>>79030746
Back to /g/ you humourless autist

>>79030779
Those sh'ites, up to no good as usual!

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"This man visited the island a few years ago. I forget his name now, but I got on very well with him"

>>79030834
kek

>>79029777

Careful now

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>>79030235
>Own 99% of bank account editing research facilities on Earth

>>79030746
Shit poster, at least watch Ted before shitposting. Your "HERR REDDIT CAUSE IT MAKES FUN OF GOD" arguments have nothing to do with the show. You saw a comedy about priests and presumed it's "DUDE CATHOLISM, LMAO" even though it has no messages on The Catholic church and is just about bunch of crazy and stupid characters that happen to be priests

BIZARRE IRREGULARITIES

>>79028396
How did Raimi get away with this?

>>79031435
>HAIRY JAPANESE BASTARDS

fucking hell Linehan

THE MONEY WAS JUST RESTING IN MY ACCOUNT

>>79029777
wew

>>79030905
>Sure I wouldn't know I'm from Donegal

I KNEW A FATHER CLINT POWER

>>79030235
Bravo

>>79030746
>And mocking religion is the purview of the atheist, which is reddit territory.

Okay Jorge de Burgos.

>>79031414
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>>79030116

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>>79032348
That's a good joke.

>>79030235
A daring synthesis.

>>79028481
Is that an aged Bill Pullman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DqvweTYTI0

rabblerabblerabblefuckinghell

>>79033644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEvUt2kUg0c

Dougal best character

I want to shower you with sugar lumps

God ted look, there's a dwnt in the car

YOU FLIPPIN FLIPPER

OH IT'S OFF TO THE KNACKER'S YARD WITH YOU

How's the son?

>>79034617
>How's the wife's son?

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>>79032348
I'll raise you one

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ1Akr-UBis

>>79029777
Down with this sort of thing.

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>>79034827
>Americans

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Watch it Dick Byrne!

>it's a "/tv/ circle jerks over a shitty british show that no one actually likes" thread

>>79035263
>"useless priest; can't say mass"

>>79035300
>british

>>79035300
>say that to me again and I'll put your head through the wall

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>>79034827
Maybe I like the misery

>>79035440
>Irish writers (one of whom lives in the UK and has done for 20 years)
>British production team and studio
>on a British channel
>British producer who turned the show into a sitcom rather than a one off special
>Largely Irish cast

It's a bit of both.

>What are we watching?
>We're looking at the cunny threads
>lots of girls running around in shorts, that's the kind of thing 4chan likes looking at and I bet /tv/ likes that too, but they're probably imagining what they'd look like without shorts. You're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face...YA DIRTY FECKER

>>79035300
I can have you killed.

>>79035300
>it's a "/tv/ actually discusses TV" thread

>>79035521
the heart and soul is irish. brits just produced it because RTÉ was afraid of it being offensive

>Father, Pat Mustard was wondering if he could put his massive BBC in my box

>>79036049
>Brits just produced it
So in other words, it wouldn't have existed if it weren't for Brits? Gotcha.

>>79036124
Carefull now

>>79036150
found the saxon
if the writers were irish and the actors are irish, the directors and all are also irish, it doesnt matter if it's on channel four, it's an irish made show.
it was filmed in clare for fucks sake

>>79036049
Matthews and Lieniham worked in England for like 5 years before Father Ted, they never tried pitching it to RTÉ>>79036049

>>79036150
>It's a britbongs try to claim ownership over everything episode

>>79036219
>saxon
FUCK OFF YANK

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>>79036259
youre right about him never having pitched it (just a myth apparently) but it's still an irish show through and through
>>79036291
i'm a gael, not a fucking yank

>>79036219
No it was mainly filmed in London.
The exterior shots were in Ireland, but all the interior shots were at a sound stage in the UK.

And like I said, if it wasn't for Geoffrey Perkins, the show wouldn't even exist. It would have been a one off, because that's what Lineham and Matthews initially pitched it as.

I've always wanted to live in the parochial house it looks comfy as fuck

I love the more "out there" episodes like the one where they're stuck on the plane

>>79036344
by your logic
>pádraigh pearse writes an irish book about ireland
>it's published by a printing house that's based in birmingham
>therefore it's 1488% anglo-saxon
>>79036401
i thought it looked awfully dreary

>>79036427
I didn't say it was 100% British, I said it was a joint effort >>79035521

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>yfw bishop brennan was in the dullest franchise

>>79036423
It's a drawing

Of me

In the nip

W-with a dog

>>79036525
Could Oslow kick him up the arse?

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>>79036423
>character glides in from offscreen
>dougal using binoculars and seeing bizarre stock footage
>The fact they made kicking bishop brennan up the arse a 2 parter with a "previously on..." segment
>Characters watching a meta show within a show
>the always offscreen Father Bigley

>>79036605
>Father Hernandez speaking Spanish dubbed over by a narrator whom Ted and Dougal can apparently hear

>no 2 hour director's cut of ted's golden cleric speech

>>79036672
It would be pure speechkino.

>>79036672
>2 hour long
fucking hell

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STUPID PRIESTS

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Was this kino?

>>79036791
BUNCH OF WANKERS

I only realised at Christmas that one of the callers is Ed Byrne

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>While filming the scene in which Ted dances to the "Theme from Shaft", Tommy Tiernan continually flubbed his lines. As a result, Dermot Morgan was required to perform the dance repeatedly, despite pains in his heart. In a 2009 interview, Tiernan speculated that this contributed to Morgan's fatal heart attack the following day.

>>79029777
Leave me alone, I can have you killed.

>>79037008
WEW
E
W

>>79037008
>it's real
That's just sad

>>79030116
Underrated post

>>79036672
And we move on to liars...

>>79029777
But SJWs love religious rights, that's why they swallowed the invented term "islamophobia". Father Ted is hilarious

>>79035620
Outstanding underrated post

>>79037662
no, sjws hate christianity but they love islamity

I don't really think father jack is a funny character. love the rest of the show

>>79030746
God isn't real and religion is damaging to society. This is objectively the truth and you should fuck off and enjoy some episodes of father ted like a good memeboy

>>79035300
I was watching it yesterday because it's fucking awesome

>>79035620
nah, /tv/ only likes feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U0RjQk8ylY

>>79028460
oh come on IT crowd is bretty gud

the final episode was gold

>>79037751
That is an enormous failure of the left I agree, but pedophile Catholics is just about the easiest part of Christianity to criticise

I can't remember what we were arguing about but I'm sure I'm right

>>79037894
actually, when compared to other large organizations the catholic church has the lowest amount of pedophiles

>>79030235
10/10 the synthesis is too daring

>>79036791
>SFA shirt

bloody sheep shaggers

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>>79030235
Father Fintan Stack > Father Ted

https://youtu.be/OxcvVdIgyBA

>>79038199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoMERzUGriM

>>79038199
What fucking madman identified that music

>>79036791
Is this a political alignment chart?

>>79036791
>>79038653
holy shit it fits

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>>79030293
>and instead of a mouth, it's got four arses!
Always makes me crack up

>>79037008
Brutal

They're like two completely different sheep

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>>79038653
2 weeks in MS Paint

>>79036538
>Where did you get that money ted?
It's my money father, I just didn't want to fill out the paperwork.

>>>/wsg/1524444

post any ted kino here

so how many posters here are not uk and ireland? i'd like to know the international impact fr ted had.

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crikey

>>79040105
1

>>79040184
If I was Dougal in that scenario the transfer of milk would be the other way aroudn if you kno what i mean ;)

>>79040184
Awful lot of hairy babies being born this year

>>79040105
not UK. father ted never made it over here, i found out about it online

>>79040184
Those be some nice milkcans

>>79028396
You saw this on reddit. It's okay, I saw it on reddit too.

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>tfw dougal is praying to god and says "hello mam, hello dad"

>>79037008

tommy isn't afraid of the dark

>>79040351
:(

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>>79040351

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>>79040105
Ukrainian protestant here. Father Ted and Calvary are my favourite faith-kinos. And FrTed's threads are most comfy threads of this board.

>>79040914
FECKARSE INDUSTRIES

>>79034827
i'm cringing just a little bit

>>79034827
Post that again and I'll put your head through the wall

>>79040351
I never fucking picked up on that, fucking hell

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>>79028396

At least use the webm.

To this day I am shocked they never did an Exorcist parody, it literally writes itself. The same goes for a Twin Peaks parody, you'd just need a Dale parody to show up on craggy island

>>79041654
>/pol/ starts a /tv/ thread

>>79041654
Fucking hell it still makes me laugh, after all these years.

>>79034827
>american attention spans

>>79041747
>>79041654
>cragy island has a chinatown?

>>79034827
>do priests have bosses?
>God

really made me think

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>>79028396
DOUGAL'S DOING A FUNERAL?! YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL!?

>>79041843
Was pretty good desu

You'll have to stay, I've just heard they've taken the roads in.

They've taken the roads in?

Yes, when the weather is bad they store them in a warehouse on the West side of the Island

>>79039742
>green square a bunch of shithead teenagers
>purple square autistically explaining something to them
>blue square appalled at such degeneracy
>red square wishing he could gulag them

K I N O

>>79037780
>religion is damaging society >when religion is the only reason people weren't being degenerates 60 years ago

>Aiden Gillen auditioned for the show but ran out of the building
>there was an episode where a plane almost crashed with no survivours

>>79042759
>If I called you Father Fluffy Bottom would you die?

>>79029777
Would you like a cup of tea?

>>79042870
Huh, huh, remember what everyone called you: Himalaya Joe!

A friend from school was in that episode. They had an open casting call for any chinese in ireland at the time.

Every takeaway sent their kids. True story

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>tfw you did kick bishop brennan up the arse

>>79042693
And they have other reasons now? Do you know what the world would have been like 60 years ago without religion? You must be very very clever.

>>79042870
>THE FLIGHTPLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE VATICAN LISTS ME, MY MEN, FATHER DOUGAL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

>>79043191
TELL ME ABOUT BISHOP BANE, WHO KICKED HIM UP THE ARSE?

>>79037008

"With their new single, here's Radiohead..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjISA-FIIA

>>79037008
Damn...

>>79043359
>OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY A BLIND MAN WOULD BE LISTENING TO MR,BEAN ON CASSETTE

>>79043571
Noice

>>79043191
>>79043359
>>79043571
Fucking kino

>>79043571
LOT OF ROYALTY FOR SOME HIRED SAINT

>>79030116
88/10

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The post here is singles.

But the dubs out there... are far away.

>>79043359
FUCKING KEK

>>79043993
>>79044500
>20 minute gap
The dubs were far away indeed

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AND NOW I'LL WATCH A BLACK MAN RIDE MRS O'REILLY

>>79044624
There's an awful lot of black babies around Craggy Island and I think your the black baby maker!

I HEAR YOU'RE A ______ NOW, FATHER

>>79040105
US here, though my family lived in the UK during the late 90s.

>>79044990
Paedophile

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>>79040351

>>79045083

No Dougal, his balls were resting in my palm. Nothing more.

>>79029777
nice digits shit opinion
>im catholic and i love Fr.Ted

>>79044990
KEK

>>79036325
>I'm a gael
A gaelord more like

>>79036325
>gael

Christ, do we seriously have nationalists like you in this fucking country? You're a Norman rapebaby, go away.

>>79044624

>Tyrone wants to put his massive tool in my box