7 more days until you die, anon

Thank God. The nightmare is finally over.

Why can't they hurry the fuck up?

i wish

>>79009488
Don't get my hopes up, OP.

>>79009488
Thank you, but I hope I will live a little longer deus vult ('desu' in your language).

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I want to fuck a ghost

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>>79009815
SHIT ME TOO DUDE

japanese sadako is supposed to be very pretty. she was in a theater group.

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>>79009954

>>79009488
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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Stop fapping to me...

>>79009488
if i rape a ghost I can get away with it right? who's she gonna tell, the ghost police

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>>79009954
!!!

>>79010071
The only practical method of having sex with a ghost is if it was consensual

>>79010071
She can still get ghost pregnant and you'll have to pay ghost child support

>>79009954

And a trap.

>h- hey, wanna watch a movie?
>oh, you broke the screen on your way in
>o- okay

>>79010119
She can empty my ghost account in alimony if she wants

>>79010014
>character is a dead little girl sad about her death
>call her SAD-ako

BRAVO

>>79009488
Thank fuck.

>>79010169
>Sadwoman

BRAVO JACKSON

>>79009488
> BRAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFTTTTTPP*

>>79009488

>2017
>everybody now has ultra-slim TVs

how is this bitch going to operate ? CRT is dead.

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>Sadako is now your spooky wife
How's your marriage?

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>ywn be crawled on by a ghost gril
>ywn feel her smooth skin through the wet fabric of her nightgown
>ywn be strangled to death with her soft hair
>ywn get your soul succ'd out of your face after she seductively reaches out from your TV

fellas...

>>79010468
That sounds awful

Would rather fug

>>79010570
>ywn fug a ghost gril

>>79009488
I've seen some weird japanese porn about fucking the Ring girl and similar demons or whatever.
Does anyone know what that was or even have a link?

>>79010663
GOOD, scary shit that

>>79010840
Are you talking about the vid that starts off with the girl standing on all fours upside down?

Or the ghost blowjob in the dark?

>>79010840
>>79010976
Give me anything you got

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>>79010663
>>79010468
>>79010462
>>79009815
>>79009883


> no jap ghost GF

>>79009488
Best thread on /tv/ right now.

>>79011024
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5882e8259cb0b

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1714347006

>>79009488
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

>>79011081
Hardly an achievement

Who skipping classes here? I pray that I die every time I sleep.

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>>79011216

>>79010468

>This thread almost awakened a new fetish I didn't know I had, then you posted that Reddit meme video image and that terrible fanfic and killed it

Thank you anon

>>79010840
URAM-001
they have some similar videos under the same label

any horror movies with sensual monsters?
Extra points if someone fucks the monster.

>>79011414
Splice

Species

>>79011414
Silent Hill 2 is a video game, but you can't walk five feet in it without some kind of grotesque sexual symbol attacking you.

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>>79011459
The nurses were hot as fuck

>>79011337
is it s-spooky ?

>>79011414
Jacob's Ladder

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>>79011216
>drooling black slime during the bj

>>79010014
Don't even bother with this shit, not even remotely spooky

>>79011216
BASED

>>79011572
reasonably spooky imo

another one of their releases has a kuchisake-onna scene that kinda spooked me too

So how did the original japanese ghost kill people? It was like a succubus and fucked them until their life energy was drained right?

>>79011905
Since her victims are always found with their jaws dislocated I assume she has a mean right hook

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i just want a ghost gf godarnit

>>79011905
Sadako? Not really. She killed with some kind of curse or virus. It's kinda hot in a way though.

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>>79010165
Brendan is that you?

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>>79012010
Just order one from Amazon

>>79011905
I think it's because her face was so ugly, it scared people to death.

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>>79012010
>ywn be raped by your ghostfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8dmQ-N9luQ

Remember when /tv/ was considered a normalfag board?

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>>79012142
This scene is probably the reason I'm in this thread masturbating today

>>79011942
>Sadako vs Muhammad Ali

>>79012205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Baw98nsMvxU

>>79012010
Ghosts aren't real anon... so in a way, you DO have one, from a certain point of view.

>>79010023
this looks more like the grudge

>>79010250
it's literally shown in the trailer

>>79012083
>Brendan kills himself
>finally is happy as a carefree ghost
>meets cute ghost girl
>1 year later the first ghost alimony bill arrives signed by the ghost judge

>>79012422
[faint oooooooooh in the distance]

>>79012444
JUUUUUuuuuuusst

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>>79009488

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>>79012142
Imagine how good that would feel, especially with all the oozing ectoplasm running all over your junk

>>79012142
Does he show his feminine boiclit?

Kek, implying anyone has watched a vhs for 15 years.

>>79009488
I want to get her to come out of a tiny tv and keep her as a little pet.

>>79012142
Better version frog


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw

Good. Hurry the fuck up this shits getting old.

>>79009815
sadako is a hermaphrodite, anon

that means she has a penis

>>79013923
Even better.

>>79013923
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>79011905
in the books and first two movies (based on the first two books), you contract a virus that creates the conditions for a heart attack by the seventh day, and then sadako shows up to spook you into the heart attack.

in the third book, it turns out that the whole thing takes place in a computer simulation anyway

they then pretended the second movie never happened and made a different sequel movie, retconning the virus out of existence.

>>79014002
>Sadako is intersex in the book. She has Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome, meaning she has testes, rather than ovaries, but her body does not respond to testosterone. No mention of CAIS is made in any of the films, and presumably she is not intersex in the film.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_(Suzuki_novel)

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>>79013923
If you think that is going to stop me, you are horribly mistaken.

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>>79009488
Frankly, I can't wait.

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Is this why ghost tend to hunt gaijin more?

Ghosts can fuck off, Oni are where it's at.

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>>79014273

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>watches you naked in the bath
>does a little girl voice

kino

>>79014778
You think she ever sweet-talked and sexually elicited a group of budding second years into a group masturbation session where they all try and cover her ghostly body with their cum? Maybe playing with her ghost cunny and butthole for extra motivation?

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>>79009488

>mfw it's 7 days until my birthday

>>79015762
No.

>>79014778
>tfw her actress was 37 years old

>>79009488
come back
do it now pls

>>79015909
Happy birthday

>>79011905
I thought it was because she was so spooky that when you see her you die.