Joey Diaz blocks your path. Do what?

what an ugly cunt. he must spend all of his paycheck on hookers.

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>>79008916
AYYYYYYYYY

OOOOOOOHHH

WHAT'SAMATTAHEA

I don't find this guy funny at all. But I do love to listen to him talk about his childhood.

>>79008916
HALABILEEEEEEEEB

COC SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>79009027
He kinda gives me hope I can be a standup comic one day. Whether I think he's good or bad he's able to make a living doing what he loves

I wish he survived past season 2 of The Sopranos. Such a good character.

>>79008916
Tell him to move. If not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxm0A5LHF08

>>79009122
What are you gonna talk about? Your wild and wacky days posting dank memes on 4chan?

>>79009266
yes?

>>79009266
It would be fine by me desu, there's been several times i've almost crashed my car because i had a sudden burst of laughter remembering some shit i read here.

>>79009266
No. I want to try being a stand up comic he succeeded at it and that gives me hope

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>>79009429
So I wake up... I see a dead hooker wearing a lama mask to the left of me... some skinny Puerto Rican kid is tied up & gagged to my right... there's a speedball on the table & some satanic pentagram on the wall! I tell ya Joe Rogan that was the best birthday party I ever had! It was tremendous

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>>79000000

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how does one even reach this level of fatness.

Someone post his comically large balls

>>79009044
KHALABEEB AND TYRONE JOE ROGAN

>>79008950
I'd even be embarrassed to fuck whores if I looked like that desu

>>79009027
He's funny, but he's not greatest of all time funny like Rogan says every podcast.

I'd probably punch him in the mouth until his pants fall down. Then one shot him in belly button. Fight over.

>>79008916

I'll eat the banana bread.

>>79009001
he's cuban

>>79012233
AYYYYYYY

OOOOOOH

QUEPASAHERE

>>79008916
Murder him with no remorse because he's a garbage person.

>>79008916
>I'm tellin' you joe rogan, I drank piss. Me and hotchie and squirrelo just dashed with that bitches jug and inhaled it before we even knew what we were doing. Joe Rogan, I was addicted to piss for three weeks. Things were crazy back then, man...

>>79008916
Walk away at a moderate pace

offer him a goomy bear

>>79011621

Frig off

>>79013607
covered in Ranch

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THE EIGHTIES WAS CRAZY JOE ROGAN, YOU KNOW ME DOG I WOULD WALK DOWN FIFTH AVENUE EVERY DAY AND BUY AN 8BALL OF COKE FROM THOSE CRAZY COLOMBIANS THEN DO A SET AT THE CAHMEDY STOH JOE ROGAN. AFTER THE SHOW I GO TO THE STRIP CLUB STICKIN CRACK ROCKS INTO BITCHES ASSHOLES JOE ROGAN, SHOOTING GRENADE LAUNCHERS IN THE WOODS IN CUBA JOE ROGAN, SMUGGLING GUNS OUTTA THE COUNTRY WITH CRACK ROCKS TAPED TO MY NUTS JOE ROGAN. SHIT WAS CRAZY, COCKSUCKA.

how can I achieve that size of gut?