What are some dull franchises?

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>>79006754
i hate how every year, redditors make pepe simpler and less charming

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Harry Potter, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy Arnold having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance.

Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before.

>a-and now you swear you can taste the sweat
"No!"
That's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you.

Smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty. The beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79006754
Each and every single one

>>79006754

Star Wars

>>79006754
The capeshit ones
Star wars
Harry potter
Anything else you enjoy

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>>79006754
Marvel
DC
Star Wars
Harry Porter
Tolkein
Those flicks made out of books for dumb teenagers

"No!" always makes me kek

You created this thread just because you want to copy the pasta, right?

when you guys say "Star Wars" please call it its full name: "Disneys Star Wars" because OT and PT arent dull at all. PT was just shit but not dull

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>>79007842
It's the same franchise.

The MCU
Underworld
Paranormal Activity

>>79007842

OT and PT were dull too, just not as soulless

>>79006754
Everything made since 2004

Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, Hellraiser, all the dad-horror franchises basically.

>>79006838
>Consider the Harry Potter saga which isn't just your average dull franchise, but rather the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

One job, friendo.

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>>79008158
>dad-horror

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>>79008158
>dad-horror

>>79008158
>dad-horror

i like it

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>>79008692