Tropes you can't stand

>>78997531
why is the pause jewish?

>>78997531
Bad guy with heart of gold.

>>78997549
/pol/ please leave

>phone rings
>HELLO?
>oh hi mom, yes i'm fine.
>hangs up

>give me your badge
>and your gun
>and your other badge
>ans your other gun

>>78997531
>GIVE ME TEN MINUTES
>YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS

>>78998104
>luckily he didn't ask me for my glove compartment BIGGER gun.

>guy crashes plane
>he is 5'11

>>78997531
>two characters walking together
>first character out of the blue says a single word
>second character: "what?"
>first character repeats single word, then explains what he meant by it

>Shit time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUUUUUUUUUUN

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>>78997531
>time travel element plot introduced
>people/group travel through time
>they're all sprawled out on the ground after landing
>getting up, someone asks "where are we?"
>faggot in glasses puts on his shittingest eatingest grin
>"don't you mean...WHEN are we?"

>>78998368
>Shit time for plan B
>That was plan B!

>>78998389
Name one (1) movie

>>78997531

>people having a conversation
>someone just goes on and on for uninterrupted sentences without any comment form the other

>>78998389
Name a SINGLE movie that has ever done this. I dare you.

>>78997531
>husband get's just one bite of the full breakfast eggs/pancakes plate and immediately get's up
>"But you didn’t eat anything!"
>"Can't, I'm in a hurry."
>grabs the cup of coffee and storms out

Who the fuck does that?
You either shove all that up inside you in a minute or you don't eat at all if you are in such a hurry.

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>>78998418
but he did say it was a shit time for plan b

>>78998437
Caddyshack

>>78998439
>people having a conversation
>they don't stutter and jumble their words together
dropped

>>78998477
>In a restaurant
>Take a single bite
>"Alright, gotta run hun"
>Leaves without paying

>>78997531
Community did it

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>>78997531
>Group of adventurers walk enter
>Guards tell them to leave their weapons at the door
>One guy stands there for 10 minutes pulling daggers out of his rectum

>>78998437
Community

Dr Who

Westworld

>>78998638
>3 flicks that were all doing it ironically
OK thanks anon

>>78997531
>"SHOOT ME! SHOOT MEEE! C'MON JUST DO IT ALREADY SHOOT ME!"
>other character never shoots

>>78998608
this isn't a guessing game

>>78998697
relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cUNU8GkMso

>guy late to work... grabs coat and jogs out to car passing wife..
>wife "Honey... forget something"? raises up his brown paper lunch bag
>man stops, and jogging in place he 180s and goes back to grab his lunch, then turns back to go to car
>Wife "Honey...." raises up bus breifcase
>Man turns back around same way grabs briefcase and turns back towards car...
>Wife "Honey...!"
>Man stops, turns around looking confused "what?"
>wife points to her cheek..."forget something?"
>man smiles, shakes head... jogs back up to wife, pecks her in the cheek in a rough and playful way.
>wife half-startled and feigning annoyance "bug bye sweet-heart."

>>78997531
I knew pause was fucking Jewish

>>78998923
Buddy, "((this))", doesn't only mean Jewish in greentext you fucking idiot

>>78998953
no, generally for da joos you use three brackets, as follows:
(((you)))

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>we're actually quite alike, you and I
>I'm nothing like you!

>>78998904
implying this isn't the dream of dreams

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>neutral leaning towards morally ambiguous side character resolves to reluctantly help the protagonist towards the end of the film
>"what the hell, its not like i have anything better to do"

>>78999046
No, not at all you fuckwit. Are you new?

>>78999046
>/pol/ thinks they own brackets

>>78999219
>>78999189
please guys, that's enough
try to stay on topic with the board

>>78999189
Save your energy, theres no discussing anything with a /pol/tard. They're all insecure children that don't know how to defend anything they say. They cover up any dissent with WELL UR WRONG KEK LEL

>>78999088
>when you are an hour into revving up fryers and he gives you this look

That motherfucking bass drop they've been using in action movie trailers for the past 6+ years.

>DUH NUH DUH DUH NUH
>PITCH INCREASES
>EXPLOSION
>BASS DROP *BRRRRUUUUUAAAHHUUUU*
>FADE TO BLACK
>"I'm slowly becoming retarded"
>BANG EXPLOSION WITH HIGH PITCHED VIOLINS AND LOUD DRUMS AND QUICK CUTS OF ACTION SCENES

Not to mention that fucking *BROOOOOOUUUUUUU* sound that War of the Worlds made popular.

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>>78999315
>that fucking *BROOOOOOUUUUUUU* sound

kill me

>>78999315
>>78999508

>Trailer starts with a single piano note.

I dont go to the theatre anymore because of that.

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>throws rocks against bedroom window to get their attention

>>78998631
Kek

>>78999563
That's only for all the nostalgiafag shit.

>>79000011
>REEE NOSTALGIA IS BAD

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>ugly and shy guy always wins the best girl

>an important moment in the plot happens
>main characters discusse it not immiediately after but few scenes later while doing some random shit like driving a car

>>78997531
>walks or rides bike in the middle of the fucking street

>>79000806
It's pretty bad when a movie series from the 80's gets turned into one 5+ movie franchise with 0 substance.

>>79001049
Which film are you even talking about?

>>79000960
>ugly and shy guy
>is actually the best looking actor in cast just with glasses

>>79001114
>ugly and shy girl in the book
>fricking model in the movie
Carrie

>>79000960
GIVE ME A QUICK RUNDOWN

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>CGI kids movie
>Movie ends with a dance scene
>Cuts to the evil character in jail/his lair dancing along

>>78999619
>throws rocks at bedroom window
>breaks the window
>"oh shit"
>runs away

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>>79001160
check the filename

>>79001081
Harry Potter

>>79001207
Has this happened in a film yet?

>>79001259
No, only in flicks and movies at best.

>>79001259
not sure. if it has, it was probably some indie romance comedy garbage.

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>Kids in a movie
>No, moooom
>Yes, mooom
>Mooooom you are embarassing me!
>Stop it dad! I don't like that anymore!
>It was funny when I was young but not now!

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>>79001325

>>78997549
Kek

>>79001246
At this moment, Star Wars, Ghostbusters and Terminator.

>>79001222
Checked

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>>79001329
>>79001325
Alright, I'm calling dibs on this one. No one else put this in your script.

>>78998437
timeline

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>protagonists are fighting bad man on top of a building
>protagonist 2 gets almost knocked off the building, holding onto the ledge
>as he's about to fall the other protagonist leaps and grabs him just in time, but now he is grabbing onto the ledge

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>>79001222

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>you better take a look at this

I do hate this new trope of the female protagonist needing to claim in one way or another that she isn't some "damsel in distress" and that she can take care of herself.

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I fucking hate:

>It's -insert city- all over again!
>Don't you talk about -insert city-


Also all the con lingo.

>What's the setup?
>I was thinking saskatoon skedaddle
>Too simple,we need something like philly flim flam combined with confused turk
>now we're talking!

>>79002014
>new
>at least once in every action movie for over 20 years
Silly boys.

>>79002166
>this gross over counting of strong female protagonists
>this delusion
Stay mad Men's Rights Activist faggot

>historical drama
>antagonist holds view that were widely accepted at the time, and wouldn't have been seen as out of the ordinary
>protagonist might as well be a modern day time traveller with how progressive he is

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>You'll never get away with this
>I already have

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>>79002224
>historical drama takes place in medieval times
>the clergy are the bad guys

>character is a scrappy underdog
>turns out his father or grandfather was the greatest whatever/he is destined to do it etc


Why can't a hero just be a random guy who happens to be heroic? I think I am trying to say that in movies,nothing is coincidence.

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>>79002236
>Implying this wasn't a GOAT moment.

>Chase Scene
>Bad guy runs out to a car and drives off
>Protagonist runs out and finds a ferrari or similar car
>Throws guy out of driver seat. "I need to borrow this!"
>Speeds off to chase bad guy

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>>79002298

>>79001222
bogandigits

every trailer with a woman sadly singing an old pop song with simple instrumentation or that goddamn drone

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>huge guy grabs hero
>throws him instead of choking/breaking neck/killing him

>>78997564
>/pol/
>not being literally everywhere now
Dude, it's the current year.

>>79002405
I roll my eyes when this happens in games too.

>person A: "bad thing has occurred"
>person B: confused "bad thing has occurred?"
>...
>person B: outraged "BAD THING HAS OCCURRED"

>>79002405
egregious in the terminator series

>>78997564
You're so desperate.

Nothing you do still make this board leftist.
It will never work lol

>guy picks up and readies a handgun
>*CLICK, CHUCK, KA-CHICK, CLANG, CLICK, CHICK*

>>79002495
How about when their in the dance club and Sarah is on the ground and Arnold decides to reload his Uzi as opposed to jamming his arm through her heart.

>>79002526

nice try but fuck off

sincerely the entire board

>>78998077
Checked Gud 1

>>79002587

>Implying /tv/ is not a /pol/ colony

Oh my sweet summer child

>villain has captured the protagonist
>instead of killing him instantly, he puts together a complex machine or idea to kill him
>instead of watching him die, the villain leaves the room so the protagonist can escape the trap

t.every movie ever

>>78999258
>hilarious projection

>>79002587
cucks go home

Comedy movie commercial
>BLAH BLAH
>music stops
>punchline
FUCK OFF.

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>>78997531
>If I really wanted to kill you.. you'd be dead

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>>79002587

>>79002587
cuck

>>78998315
This pisses me off every time. Such an absurdly pretentious way to convey information.

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>extremely hot actress players a hacker
>she suppose to be a nerdy loser
>she has perfect hair and makeup
>but she wears glasses so you know shes a nerd

>>79002217
Are you actually a feminist?
Why are you even here?

>>79002587
Why do SJW scum always try to frame it as if they're speaking for everyone?

>>79001803
never understood this shit. if you trip and fall there no way you can get hold of any corner or border, your weight and momentum is too damn much even if you are muscular, hell, specially if youre muscular.

they should get their hands destroyed when they try that.

>>78998226
>and my bigger badge

>>78997549
fucking lol

>>78998553
What are movies with realistic conversations like big lebowsky?

>>78998631
Reminds me of that animated sinbad movie with brad pitt

>>78997531

name ONE movie

>>79002587
>(((the entire board)))
nice try

>>79002587
[leftist desperation intensifies]

>>79002587
nice try but fuck off

sincerely the entire board

>>79002587
>nazi scum fuck off

LMAO

>>78998686
Thats tv tho

>>79002224
This is why I love Rome; even the 'good guys' had slaves they didn't give a fuck about and arbitrarily murdered people.

>protagonist has something a whacky/comedic character has
>"how much"
>"fifty thousand dollars"
>"ill give you 5 dollars for it"
>"deal"

>character supposedly vomits
>just spits a mouthful of vomit

>Popular comic/cartoon characters
>Something happens and they find themselves in a very different place.
>Its New York
>They meet lovable unfunny people from there who help them get home.

He-Man/Smurfs/Garfield/Chipmunks/etc

>>79001183
That always makes me feel ashamed
don't know from what

>Bad guy and good guy are friends
> next time we meet it won't be as friends.
> I know.

>>78998638
Dont remember anything like that in westworld

>>78997531
jesus man

>>78999258

Or you'll get called a cuck, which sucks and is mean af

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>Protag and their merry group of misfits run across a destroyed village/building
>One half dead survivor
>Protag : "What happened here?"
>Dying guy: "H...He/They did..."
>Protag: "Who?"
>Dying guy dies

The pronoun game enrages me every time.

>>79001259
Animal house?

>>78998456
Bill & Ted

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>>79002405
I feel like this happens an average of once per episode on Supernatural
My personal hated trope
>two characters in argument
>character who gets the last word in always wins the argument

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>characters about to kiss about halfway through the movie
>are interrupted at the last second
>they kiss at the end of the movie

>>79003682
>recent stabbing victim stays alive just in time for a cop/protagonist to show up
>"Who did this?"
>rather than say his name or what he looked like, the victim says some vague clue and dies
If I was going to die like that, the first thing I'd say was who the fuck killed me

>Sequel to popular movie
>They quote lines from the original as an "homage".

>>79004096
This is only bad if it's past the 2nd one or is a reboot

>I'll be back (terminator genisys)
>I've got a bad feeling about this (all star wars)
are especially bad culprits

>>78999563

>single piano note
>little girl talking
>shots of various people looking concerned
>long shot zooming in on someone with their back turned
>they start to turn and face the camera and right before you see their face a massive bass drum hit and a hard cut to black
>fade in of the title as a character pronounces it, something like "the keeper" or "black shadow"

>>78997531
>you just don't get it, do you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KoKWf6pLs8

>>79004225

this doesn't seem that bad, it's basically an idiomatic expression

>>79002587
Fuck off

>>79004178

I was watching Predator 2 today and they did a couple, at one point they even copied the entire scene of Aliens where Ripley used the mic to warn the marines that the xenos were there.

and of course AVP who then copied the marines scene.

>>79001222
uh oh

>>79002587
Kek are you a sandcuck from one of the 7?

>Villain or his henchmen will indiscriminately kill main characters friends/allies
>almost kills hero but decides to let them live for no reason
>just so hero can get stronger and kill villain in the end

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>no one misses the henchmen
>and the villain with plot armor shows up

>>78997531
>CGI movie
>About a boy or a girl
>Who turns out to be special
>Defeats the evil
>And gets the boy or girl of his/her dreams

>two characters have intense conversation
>main character turns to walk out door
>other guy: "hey Scotty?"
>Scotty turns
>(((pause)))
>other guy: "Jesus man"

props to anyone who can name the movie this is from without googling it

>Protag is tied up
>Villain explains whole plan and motive instead of killing the protag
>While villain is talking, Protag figures out a way to escape or someone comes and rescues him and kills villain

>protagonist quotes something the villain said earlier before kicking his ass
>protagonist namedrops the movie before kicking the villain's ass
Just kick his ass, I don't need the entire cast to wink at the camera.

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>>79002587

>romance
>two main characters don't get together at the end
FUCK OFF

>character gets punched in the face
>*spits blood* "Is that the best you got?"
Wow what a badass

>tv show
>will they or wont they?
>show runs for 10 seasons
>never resolved cuz it would change the chemistry

>>79004195

Oh shit, this. But don't forget the big sucking sound before the final title screen / drum sound

>situation arises that leads to a potential misunderstanding
>rather than the character taking a minute to explain to each other what happened they just assume the absolute worst
>it takes an entire mini-arc of actions based on these misunderstandings until things get resolved

I seriously can't fucking stand this.

>villain is getting an ass-whooping
>"NOBODY. HURTS. MY. FRIENDS!"

>>78997531
>le tough latino chick who pronounces stuff with a thick accent.

>>78998638
>Community
>Dr Who
>Westworld

>movies

>>79005129
>resolve it in the final episode
>oh wait it was just a dream lol
>status quo restored

>26 year unresolved cliffhangers

>character they thought was dead isn't actually dead
>saves everyone at the last minute
>"But...we thought you were dead!"
>"Hah! You think I'd die that easily?"

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>uses bad guy as a bullet shield from assault rifles
>bullets don't rip through the body

>>79002587
I agree lad

These /pol/ types need to be axed

>>79005459

t. lemming

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>>78997549

>>79005204
>they get into a fight over something trivial early on
>act really petty and passive-aggressive to each other for the bulk of the movie
>won't help each other until they absolutely have to and then everything's back to normal
"""""character development"""""

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>>79005555
>"X! Help me!"
>"Not until you apologize for *insert petty bullshit*"
>"What? What are you talking about? Stop kidding around!"
>"Say it!"
>"Alright alright, I'm sorry! Happy now!?"
>"There, now was that so hard?"

>>79002587
Cuckoo a doodle do

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>>79004805
TFW Rogue One did this shit

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>Protagonist gets into random vehicle
>Keys are tucked under the sun visor

>>78997531

what argue even talking about buddy?

>the bad guy has a character tied to chair and gagged
>gives a monologue of his evil plan
>asks the character a question
>waits for the response
>"Oh wait lol, you're still gagged, sorry about that xD"
>removes gag

>protags friend is killed
>protag seeks revenge for it
>completely forgets about later when he's about to kill Superman

>>79001222
stop these

>>79006047
>friends rescue tied-up character and remove gag/duct tape from mouth
>starts bitching nonstop at them
>they put the gag back on
Okay admittedly I kinda like this one

>>79003894
>>character who gets the last word in always wins the argument
This is true though

>>78999619
>he has never done this as a teenager
Missed out, tbqh

>car chase scene with many police cars
>one police car flips onto its roof
>two crashes into each other
>one turns too quickly and flips violently while in the air
>

Keep in mind that these only happens in american movies

>>78999315
this is for you, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNykS4VlnwE

>>79005441
>I got better

>>79006230
Batman Begins

>>79006230
Europeans are truly obsessed.

>>79002526
>le "without constant /pol/ spam, a board is leftist" meme
It's especially funny since /pol/ spreads almost exactly the same shit SJWs do.

>"leave it to me, this takes years of practi-"
>basic bitch does it
>"...can you teach me how you did that last bit?"

>>79001704
Go for it, it's shitty anyway.

>>79002154
Don't flim flam my Zim zam

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>>78998596
Without paying, you say?

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>>79002224

>Antagonist discriminates on somebody which at the time everyone else did (slaves/women/black lady) with over the top action like knocking something over
>Protagonist, usually female, helps out the discriminated person after the antagonist leaves

Thank god this character is completely anachronistic, now I know who to identify with!

>>79002296

>Character is part of an organisation of sorts
>Father was a rebel or acted wrongly and was kicked out of such organization

Extra points if the father appears later in the movie supporting the rebellion.

>>79002587
Like a true liberal/SJW you try to speak for an entire group of people only to get BTFO by people of said group disagreeing with you.

>>79002558
>soldiers aim at target
>gun cocking sounds

>>79005204

>Character says "I can explain!" as the other walks away
>The whole conflict of Act 3 comes because of that misunderstanding

>>79004787
Jesus Man

>Who did they send to deal with x?
>*takes long drag of ciggarette then snuffs it out with boot while walking out of the shadowy corner*
>They sent me

>>78998285
UUUU

>>79003222
The Matrix immediately comes to mind, but probably because I just saw it again recently. Like a teaspoon of weird white liquid.

I mean, I get it. It's a simple easy way to show vomiting. But that tiny little *BLAGH* then fade to black. It is so different than actually vomiting.

>>79005088
>romance
>two main characters get together at the end
FUCK OFF

>romance
>two main characters die together
FUCK OFF

>romance

>>78999219
Well we own the highest office in the world.

>>78999112
Early onset dementia is not the dream of deams anon.

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>>79002405

>>79001222
(you)

>>79001222
BOGDIE IT'S A TRIPLE

>>79002284
this for fuck sake

>>79002662
Do you exclusively watch children's films?

>>79002154
Sneaky Pete did this a lot and it seemed so forced

>>79004787
Christian It's A Wonderful Life

>>79007496
fuckin awesome

>>79002014
don't forget the male rushing in to save her and then watching, impressed

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>>79002296
I fucking hate this, especially in the new Spider Man movies where he's almost a chosen one with his dad shit

Or when they retconned some shit like the hero is a clone/super soldier super secret project or stuff like that

>>79002405
All fucking Terminator movies

>>79002662
Die Hard with a vengeance

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>>79002939
>>78997531

This movie does it. It knows /exactly/ what it's doing though. Must-watch top-tier ironikino

>>79006524
>le pol is sjw meme
Every time.

>>78997564
Fuck off niggerlover this is 4chan not reddit we're fucking hardcore here.

>awkward elevator ride with bunch of characters and elevator music in the background

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>villain has tragic past
>excuses all the shit he did

>man meets woman in bar
>goes home with her and has sex
>doesn't kill her and bury her in a shallow grave in the woods afterwards

>character holds gun up to person's head
>says something dramatic
>person doesn't respond
>character cocks gun

Easily the worst trope that has ever existed

>>79001222
Solid digits.

>>79002526
This projection, holy shit you are delusional

>>78998104
>and the little one!
>pulls off very small gun from ankle holster

>>79003560
Dolores once asks that while standing at the buried remains of the old town, before it's restored.

>>79002850
>everything even remotely acknowledging that women aren't strong protagonists often
>makes you a feminazi
I know you probably don't know what feminist means friendo, but you need to stop projecting your boogeymen everywhere

>>79002855
Yeah, why does /pol/ do that?

>>78998553
I like the opposite of this in Rick and Morty.

>>79002939
If you haven't noticed this in literally dozens of films, you are a retard

>>79002951
Oh just kill yourself already, holy shit. Nobody cares

>>78999291
mild kek

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>>79007007
>only liberals do this
I wonder what it is like to be in a coma for 8 years

>>79002587
FUCK OFF PINKO

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>>79007393
>""we""
Right, you and the other temporarily embarrassed millionaires, right? Enjoy it while it lasts, sonny. He's going to make sure you faggots don't have another shot like this for the next 30 years

>>79008355
Except its true.

>>79001222
mommy no

>>79008416
>one of the characters starts to hum/ sing along to the elevator music

>>79002587
ok you actually are a limpwristed pussy

>>79010034
>anon is a pussy because his opinion is different than mine

>>79001222
fuck

>>79001222
i

>>78998686
if they were doing it ironically someone else must've done it before unironically or else it wouldn't be ironic, checkmate

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>Where's the rest of your squad? They said they were sending reinforcements
>We ARE the reinforcements

>>78997564
You leave faggot.

>Meet me tomorrow at the diner -click-
>Presumably shows up at 6:00am and waits all day

>>79010552
I guess you forgot which board this was

>>78998904
Comfy as fuck you pleb

>>78997549
I don't get it

>>79001222
checked

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>>78998285

>>79001259
it happened to me when i was 16
didn't even need to happen, it was midday but i was a fag and thought this would be the best way

>>79001222
BOGDANOOOOF

>>79002587
agreed. /pol/ is just annoying. like a small dog constantly trying to hump your leg, no matter how often you try to shake it off.

>>79008378
i bet you get ALL the babes. so cool.

>>79008841
Oh... I thought we were talking about, ya know... movies

>>79005103
>"You hit like a girl."
>face is visibly bruised and battered

>>79001222
Clever bogda and witnessed

>>79001222
kys

>>79002587
>I speak for everyone yeah nah fuck off cunt

>>79012358
>literally what /pol/ does all the time

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> character looking at some footage
> calls up another character over the radio/phone/etc
> doesn't explain anything, just fucking says "you're gonna wanna see this"
> cut to the next scene with the character seeing it

>>79001222
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>78998631
Don't they do that in the 3rd pirates of the caribbean?

>>78999160
>"this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

>>79007463
severely underrated

>>79008378
wow, how new are you?

>>78997531
>MY NAME IS...

The title of the movie

>>79002217
>this gross under counting of strong female protagonists
>this delusion

Stay made feminist faggot

>>79001222
ran the fuck down

>>79001222
oh fuck you

>>79006165

>if I get the last word I win the argument

retard logic

>>79006545
classic Mary Sue

>>79001222
thank you bog

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>>79013518
>maybe 10 films or less with strong female protags over the last few decades
>"HUR DURRRR YOU A MAD FEMINIST HEEEHEEE HAWWWW"
>anon still doesn't know what feminist means
The entire western world is feminist you dumb /pol/wannabe faggot. I'm sorry nobody wants to touch your acorn sized pecker, #allwomensuck amirte??? MAGA?

>>79001222
Why do they do this? Is France not enough?

>>79014795

>several movies made with SFP/Mary Sue made every year for the last couple decades
>people get sick and tired of this forced trope
>triggered, bottom-dwelling, low-life feminist/SJW's come crawling out of their holes, shrieking in impotent rage as society looks down on you in disgust

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>>79015245
>REEE MARY SUE
>FORCED FORCED FORCED
>FEMINIST BOOGEYWOOGEYMAN
>being this disconnected from the actual world by /pol/ memes to actually believr this autism

>>79001222
y u do dis

>>79015245
I bet you mumble this sort of shit at women when they find you repulsive. What a degenerate you must be if these are the things that keep you up at night

>>79001222

>>79014795
Big fan of good female characters.
Ree Dolly from Winters Bone
Buffy from Seriously Dude Slay my Vampire
Ripley from Alien
Sarah Connor from Terminator
Peggy from Mad Men
Clarise from Silence of the Lambs
But I hate "stronk woman" forced characters with few flaws that don't grow.
What's even worse is you can't point out how shit they are without being accused of sexism.

>>79015490
>REEEEEEEEEEE POL GET OUT
>AUTISM AUTISM AUTISM
>being so deluded by your echo chambers

>>79015846
>/pol/ talking about echo chambers
You cant make this shit up, folks

Cry more at me though. Maybe with 4 to 5 repeated posts

>>79015584
What a degenerates you are too project your own insecurities and failures with women in a desperate bid to hide your own social incompetence

>I WANT THIS REPORT ON MY DESK AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY.

>>79015924
The fact that you think this is a /pol/ opinion is kinda weak.

>>79015934
>>79015584
>Shitposters everywhere

Man, I haven't visited this board in forever, and I see that it's descended even worse than before. Nothing but shitposts everywhere with people who can't even stay on topic.

Ciao, anons, I'm headed back to /v/.

>>79015958
If the opinion is:
>forced feminism in movies REEE all the mary sues have me literally shaking, I hate feminists
Yes, it is

>>79015924
>anyone who disagrees with me is from POL
>stop exposing my own hypocrisy!

>>79015958
It literally is, most of the 1st world does not share your sentiment or boogeyman

>>78997549
top kek

>>79016037
>say /pol/ bullshit
>WTF IM NOT /POL/
>"""EXPOSING"""" HYPOCRISY
KEK, you really believe that, dont you keyboard warrior?

>>79001222
no

>>79002587
die faggot lol

>>79015998
>REEEEEE people are addressing my forced tropes!

>>78998904
>bug bye

>>79016093
>anyone who objects to my SJW agenda is a NAZI

>>79016181
>le forced meme
Right, keep sperging out

>>79016211
I will as long as you do, hypocrite

>>78997553
> i'm a terrorist/thief/serial furry, not a monster.

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>>79016207
>unironically believing there is some supa dupa secret SJW agenda
>unironically believing having any main character anything but a dude is said agenda
I can't imagine living life so paranoid. Why won't you just kill yourself then?

>>79016241
I don't think you know what a hypocrite is
>come into a thread just to get mad
>get mad about some /pol/ autism
>get called out how obnoxious it is (as per usual)
>"y-you just a hypocrite!!!"
Right

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>>79016241
>EVERYONE EXCEPT ME IS A HYPOCRITE
>((fists shake in rage))

>>79015824
"Forced"
This doesn't mean anything, it never fucking has.

>>79016317
>unironically believing there is some supa dupa secret SJW agenda

SJW agenda isn't secret and it's very real

>unironically believing having any main character anything but a dude is said agenda

Don't have a problem with strong female characters as long as they aren't cringy and forced

>I can't imagine living life so paranoid. Why won't you just kill yourself then?

It isn't paranoid to recognize the truth. I have no desire to die.

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>>79016515
>SJW agenda isn't secret and it's very real
Besides being a dumb meme, no...not really. There are no backdoor agendas half the time. You may just be paranoid.
<as long as they aren't cringy and forced
This literally isnt an argument, fucko. "Forced" tends to mean anything you dont happen to like when the meds wear off
>t isn't paranoid to recognize the truth. I have no desire to die.
Right, it's that "secret truth" you tards like lord over because it makes you feel less miserable about your existence. Let me guess, you are 2awoke4me?

Kill yourself

>>79016356
>gets mad when his tumblr autism is challenged
>REEEEE GO BACK TO POL
>so deluded that you think anyone who doesn't share your SJW autism is from POL

>>78998315
Adding to this
>two characters having a casual conversation in he beginning of the movie
>character A asks trivial question to character B
>character B gives a one-word answer at the end of the movie

>"Green"
>"...What?"
>"My favorite color, it's green."

>>79016515
>It isn't paranoid to recognize the truth
Tell me more about PizzaGate and FEMA death camps while you are at it. Tell me how "le redpilled" you are Alex.

>character turns off lights in bedroom
>instead of being pitch black, the whole room is a dark shade of blue

>>79016683
I don't even use tumblr. You sound obsessed with all sorts of boogeymen. Why even come here if it just is going to rustle your jimmies when people call you /pol/, mr. """"Not"""" /pol/?

You know how hated and despised you are virtually everywhere, right? You not good with hints?

>>79002587
nice try but fuck you

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>>79008332
>movies that have cliches in them but they're presented in a "self-aware" way

>>79016683
You are parroting /pol/ go-to phrases you retard.

>>79016621

An agenda doesn't need to be secret to be an agenda you imbecile. You have to be completely disconnected from reality to not recognize the SJW agenda. Take your own advice and kill yourself.

>>79016691
>KETCHUP
>CATCH UP

>>79016697
Tell me more about pissgate and how Russia hacked the election.

>>79016853
Just screaming "AGENDA REEE" doesn't mean it objectively exists you aspie fuck. The reality is that there are trends in media that you don't like and really vocal fringe advocates that sound insane. But of course, that doesn't have the autistic "razzle dazzle" you want, so it has to be some convoluted conspiracy or attack or affront...this is literally what being autistic looks like.

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>>79007067
this trope needs to fucking die

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>>79016876
I have no idea what pissgate is and the difference between the Russia thing and your Pizza autism is that one has evidence and the national attention of both the FBI and CIA, the other is a meme dreamt up by some stormfag with virtually no concrete evidence.

Nice try though. Totally the same, right? I guess when you don't fundamentally know what facts look like and you believr the universe is out to get you, you believe anything

>>79016745
And I don't even use pol. Why come here when you're just going to get triggered when someone disagrees with you? Don't you realize that society is disgusted by the alt-left extremists?

>>79016828
"pol" phrases aren't exclusive to pol you retard

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>>79016876
>still ignoring the evidence of thr Russian hack
For a bunch of fags who dont think anything is a coincidence, it sure must be a coincidence that Trump lifted that business sanction on Exxon to greenlight that Russian deal....

Huh, really makes my neurons fire. Well, what do I know? I'm just a dumb libtard. Conspiracies only exist if they are Right-wing ones I guess. Gee.

>>79001222
checked

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>>79017102
>WHY ARE YOU TRIGGERED!!!!??? SJW AGENDA REEEEEE FORCEDDDDDD FEMINISM
>Don't you realize that society is disgusted by the alt-left extremists?
>nobody is disgusted with stormfags at all. Alt-right a dindu nuffin, dont you know?
KEK

You faggots are beyond help

>>79008378
>we're fucking hardcore here.

>>79017143
Oh, so you admit they are /pol/ arguments? Thanks. Yeah.

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>>79017102
>alt-left extremists

>>79016908

Recognizing the vocal fringe's agenda doesn't make it any less true.

>>79017332
It just doesn't matter in any significant way outside of the tumblrinas online. So unless you are going to tumblr just to grt mad, it's a made up boogeyman. There is no actual organized "agenda" from these people.

>>79017332
>true in my mind
There, fixed it for you.

>>79001222

>>78997531

>"I'm coming with you"
>"No you're not."
>"Yes I am."
>"Ok"

>>79016990
>Nice try though. Totally the same, right? I guess when you don't fundamentally know what facts look like and you believr the universe is out to get you, you believe anything

Apparently, since people still think the Russians hacked the vote.

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>>79017102
Let's compare for shits and giggles:
>alt right: fronted by literal neo-nazis, white nationalists and stormfags
>"alt left": a handful of feminazis online who bitch on a blog and complain about white males on twitter
I wonder which one burned down that mosque...or shot up a church full of blacks...or fought off the federal government to protect cows...or shot up a pizzeria

>>79017508
Probably because there is evidence that exists...
>inb4 i-it is all just one big librub conspiracy because you so salty teehee

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>slow motion action scene
>BWOOoomm

>>79016508
You might not like the word, but everyone else seems to know exactly what it means.
If characters need to be a specific race or gender for certain aspects of the story to work, or the characters are drawn from the writers own experiences, then it feels natural.
If the characters have been made more diverse after a memo from the marketing department, then it feels "forced".

I'm glad that one won't confuse you any more.