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>Johnny Depp's financial troubles are caused by a lavish $2m-a-month lifestyle, say the business managers he is suing for mismanaging his earnings.

>They claim he spent more than $75m (£59.6m) on 14 homes and that blasting author Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon cost him $3m (£2.4m).

>The Management Group are countersuing Depp after the Pirates of the Caribbean actor sued them for $25m (£20m).

>Depp, they claim, is "fully responsible for any financial turmoil" he faces.

Is he the new JUST?
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>>78995265
>They claim he spent more than $75m (£59.6m) on 14 homes
yeah, that's called investing.
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>>78995292
Obviously not if he's now broke
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First John Lebowitz
now this guy
goddamn /tv/, this year is off to a great start
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>>78995265
Why is he so fat and ugly now?
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>>78995310
His managers fucked him over then.
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>((Business managers))

Oy vey! We are not responsible for your money, goyim! Just give it all to us to handle and any losses will be entirely your fault!
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IF ONLY THEY COULD MAKE A SECOND SECRET WINDOW

HE WOULD BE RICH
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>>78995310
>But why are all my homes gone?
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>blasting author Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon
based
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>>78995329

>$30,000 a month on wine
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How the hell did it cost 3 million to blast some ashes out a cannon?

I'm sure you could buy your own cannon for less than that.
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>$18m (£14.3m) on an 150 foot (45 metre) yacht
>$4m (£3.2m) on a failed record label

nobody needs a fucking yacht
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>>78995265

How do you spend 2 million dollars a month?

I spend like, 1.5k a month.
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What good are business managers if this shit happens?
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how the fuck do you spend nearly 70 grand a day?
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>>78995450
Having a yacht is nice. Nobody needs a fucking 18 million dollar yacht.
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>>78995452
gotta pay that army of business managers
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>>78995404
I think it was probably 3 million for the ashes, kinda like how Michael Jackson payed so many thousands of dollars for the Elephant Man skeleton back in the day.
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>>78995265

>$2m-a-month lifestyle

I'm not sure I believe that is even possible unless you have a cadre of hanger-ons like a black person.
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>$3m (£2.4m) to blast Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon

AHAHAHAHA

fucking hell man
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>>78995373
>>78995404
>>78995474
>>78995493
>On August 20, 2005, in a private funeral, Thompson's ashes were fired from a cannon. This was accompanied by red, white, blue and green fireworks—all to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man".[50] The cannon was placed atop a 153-foot (47 m) tower which had the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button, a symbol originally used in his 1970 campaign for Sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado. The plans for the monument were initially drawn by Thompson and Steadman, and were shown as part of an Omnibus program on the BBC titled Fear and Loathing in Gonzovision (1978). It is included as a special feature on the second disc of the 2004 Criterion Collection DVD release of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and labeled as Fear and Loathing on the Road to Hollywood.

>According to his widow, Anita, the funeral was funded by actor Johnny Depp, who was a close friend of Thompson. Depp told the Associated Press, "All I'm doing is trying to make sure his last wish comes true. I just want to send my pal out the way he wants to go out."[50] An estimated 280 people attended, including U.S. Senators John Kerry[51] and George McGovern;[51] 60 Minutes correspondents Ed Bradley and Charlie Rose; actors Jack Nicholson, John Cusack, Bill Murray, Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn, and Josh Hartnett; musicians Lyle Lovett, John Oates and David Amram, and artist and long-time friend Ralph Steadman.

goddamn
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>>78995474

He could have hired someone to steal them for less than that.
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>>78995485
>I'm not sure I believe that is even possible unless you have a cadre of hanger-ons like a black person

He has 14 homes so just the property taxes and utilities would be 2 million a year.

I assume his wig and eyeliner budget probably covers the other 22 million.
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>>78995571

That still leaves about 1.76m a month blown on nothing.

Really nothing buying he spends that much unless he's taking a dozen people out to high-end restaurants and getting drunk every night.
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>>78995628
I don't really understand it, but that's probably more or less what happens. He also probably spends loads of money on drugs.
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>>78995265
all of this for pussy

what a ebta
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>>78995265
>blasting author Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon cost him $3m
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>>78995265
>Whats the matter Johnny? Did i spend too much of your money?
>*giggles*
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>>78995628
$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
$200,000 (£159,000) a month on private planes
$150,000 (£119,330) a month on round-the-clock security
$30,000 (£23,800) a month on buying and importing wine

There's 700k there. Has he been divorced before, was he paying alimony or child support? Charity giving, donating to Clinton, bribing aussie judges to not put his dogs down, etc. It all adds up
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Its funny how they NEVER invest in stuff that is actually worth a damn.

>paintings
>vintage instruments
>relics

Instead they buy houses in god-knows-where that arent wortth a damn in 10 years.
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seriously, I took time to make this pic
start using it
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>>78995329
He's going through his Brando period.
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>>78995745
>she will never dominate you

Why even live?
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>14 homes

I dont understand this shit. If you like a country that much go on vacation there.

Why the fuck would you buy a house.

YOU CANT LIVE IN MORE THNA ONE HOSUE AT ONCE!!!!

So whats the point.
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>>78995795
Yeah he should be smart like Nic Cage and invest in dinosaur skulls.
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>>78995825
residence cuck
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>>78995825
it's called being rich enough to not have to go to a hotel

but of course, this guy is clearly not rich enough to own 14 houses
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>>78995823
she's a goddam succubus

https://vimeo.com/108153873
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>>78995265
Yes, except he did all this himself. Brendan deserved none of this.
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>>78995862
DEUS VULT!!

Was this an audition tape or something? She's in full make up and hair.
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>>78995882
Bredan should have been smart enough not to get married
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>>78995543
>An estimated 280 people attended, including U.S. Senators John Kerry[51] and George McGovern;[51] 60 Minutes correspondents Ed Bradley and Charlie Rose; actors Jack Nicholson, John Cusack, Bill Murray, Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn, and Josh Hartnett; musicians Lyle Lovett, John Oates and David Amram, and artist and long-time friend Ralph Steadman.

thats a party
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>>78995663
Maybe he took on the same daily schedule as his friend
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Maybe he should make another sketch mocking The Donald
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>>78995862
>Depp actually fell for that
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>>78995934
so would have you
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>>78995795

yeah real estate is a terrible investment.

keep on spending your money on "relics" buddy.
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>>78995265
>$2m-a-month lifestyle


retard
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>>78996012
Of course I'd sleep with her, but I have no money to steal. Depp is an idiot for marrying her. Sleep with her all you want, with protection, but never marry someone like her.
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>>78996030
>He also needed 12 storage facilities to house his collection of Hollywood memorabilia, they allege.

He did
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>>78995452

there is quite literally a detailed breakdown of exactly how to spend $2m a month in the OP link. in fact it is the whole point of the piece and even part of the headline.
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>>78996030
This isn't 2000, the housing boom fell under years ago
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>>78995452
It's not that hard to spend money if you have it
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>>78995265
>and that blasting author Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon cost him $3m (£2.4m).
Gun guy here, there's no way it cost him $3m unless it was a location thing/in a foreign country
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>>78996200
It is the organizing the entire event. If you looked at the guest in attendance the flood alone would probably cost 1/2 a million.
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>>78996200
>Gun guy here

Fuck off back to >>>/k/ we know why it cost $3m. Read the thread next time, Cleetus.
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>>78995923
>cocaine
>cocaine
>cocaine
>cocaine, Dunhills

i guess killing yourself is the right choice when you face a horrible death from destroying your body this hard
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>>78996200
>Gun guy here, there's no way it cost him $3m unless it was a location thing/in a foreign country

See >>78995543

It was a whole big funeral
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>>78996245
He made the right choice
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>>78996303
>No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun – for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax – This won’t hurt.
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>>78995265
>spend $2 million dollars a fucking month

I manage to keep my monthly budget under $1500 and I'm happy with myself. I can't believe someone like this needs 14 homes. I guess we know why he keeps doing those Pirates movies.
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>>78995745
Depends on how many times he blew his load on her face. She might've been a pretty cheap whore if we do the math.
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>>78995390
Do you mean a week?
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>>78995265
thats alot weed bros...
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>>78995745
>that tongue has licked Depp's dick
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>>78995825
>14 homes
>
>I dont understand this shit.

This is how we know youre one of the poors.
smugtrump.jpg
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>>78996318
>I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.
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>>78995313
Why what's with Stewart?
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>14 homes
>2 million a month
>literally spends 70 grand a day

VOTE HILARY 2020
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>>78995798
I will
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>>78995798
appreciate the effort. dont see any difference tho
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>>78995265
>needing to hire a team of people to tell you to not buy 14 homes

He deserves to go poor.
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The Soulsucking demon got him

Watch as she JUSTs Elon Musk next
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>>78995900
It was an audition for the role of "succubus who will drain you of everything and will spit you out afterwards".

She got the role.
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he watched river phoenix die and now he's getting what he deserves
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>>78995452

>1.5K a month
I wish I had that much to spend.
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I guess Amber was the smart one all along.

2m a month lmao.

I understand having houses, many dad had 3-4 at some point. But fucking 14 is retarded unless you're a real estate developer.
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>>78996058
So easy for you to say. I bet you're beating literal 10's of with a stick eh buddy?

You just have no idea how temptation works at that level, especially against women who know very well how to play the game.

You dont just pump and dump women like that. They stuck around and keep whispering in your ear, making deals and ultimatums. And i very much doubt you have the mental fortitude or experience to be able to handle it when someone who has been fucking scores of beautiful his entire adult life couldn't.
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>>78996729
She will be what stops humanity going to mars.
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>>78995265
>14 homes
Why doesn't he let refugees live in the other 13?
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>$18m (£14.3m) on an 150 foot (45 metre) yacht
Sell that shit. Like my grandfather used to say, you get a boat to make money or to lose money.
>$4m (£3.2m) on a failed record label
Sell that shit.
>$3m (£2.4m) to blast Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon
I'm OK with this.
>$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
Why so many people?
>$200,000 (£159,000) a month on private planes
lolwut?
>$150,000 (£119,330) a month on round-the-clock security
Buy a few guns and cut 90% of the security.
>$30,000 (£23,800) a month on buying and importing wine
Jesus! Stop doing this.
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>>78996729
>>78996955
Her plan is to become the queen of Mars
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>>78995265
Looks like the JUST just got even JUSTier
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>>78997026
She honestly looks like she was born to steal men's souls.
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>>78996970
Reminder that these are the kinds of people who tell you to vote Hillary and pretend they're on your side
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>>78995923
It all coincides
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>>78995265
lmao reading through the deadline copy of the transcript what a fucking idiot. He spent over 4 million dollars funding some childhood friends record label that made almost no revenue
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>>78995265
The new I spend money like there's no tomorrow
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>>78995265
oreover,
at
vaxying
times,
TMG
was
employing
at
least
four
full
time
individuals
(and
at
t
imes
up
to
twelve
individuals)
to
work
on
Depp's
matters

NO ONE MAN SHUD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
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>>78995543
Didn't he film direct CP for some pedo ring back in the day? One of the kids that survived/escaped had some highly detailed descriptions of the shit he went through.
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>>78997095
They think
>wow, I spend millions of dollars a month on my lavish lifestyle, the least I could do is demand that the working class people in my country give up 1/3 of their paycheck to help the refugees. Now back to my wine bath.
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>2m/month

Idiot
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>>78995265
When
Depp's
mother
was
ill,
Depp
insisted
that
a
$35,000
a
month
residence
be
l
eased
for
her
even
though
Depp
had
already
purchased
and
refurbished
amulti-million
dollar
home
in
Hollywood.
Depp
insisted
on
the
new
expensive
lease,
however,
because
he
did
not
want
h
is
mother
living
close
to
him
where
she
could
view
his
lifestyle
an
d
behavior.
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>>78995292
Nope. Look at the homes he probably owns, they're guaranteed massive mansions. Those sometimes take years to sell and he can easily lose money on them.

That's not an investment.
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>>78997127
>>78997152
a
u
t
i
s
m
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>>78995795
if you read the actual brief you would see that he has an extensive art collection & and a super extensive memorabila collection + 60 odd collectable guitars
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>>78996729
>>78996058
Are we sure that Heard is the one to blame? Didn't Depp hit her? Just because she is attractive doesn't mean she is this soulless creature who sucks the life out of men.She might be, but I wouldn't rule out Depp entirely.
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>>78997231
>Didn't Depp hit her?
There's literally no reason to believe she's not lying.
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>>78996729
God, I hope she ruins that obnoxious fraud.
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>>78997231
where do you think we are

if you side with the woman in any situation you're a SJW cuck
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>Looking like a homeless man
>Will possibly become homeless
POTTERY
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>>78995265
>$2m-a-month lifestyle
How the fuck is that even possible? Does he buy a country a week or something?
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>>78997248
Why isn't there?
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btw anyone who actually reads it will see the management company r looking for a bit under 5 mill to pay the loans they gave depp. He only has to sell a house or 2 to get that money, hardly a big loss for someone like him.
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I feel sad for his children, having to watch their father turn himself into a husk of a man.
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>>78997321
I mean that's one movie role for someone as big as him. Surely he will get that much playing Grindelwald?
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>>78997355
according to the deadline file he was giving up 20% gross of every movie 5% lawyer 10% agent 5% this management company and then would be paying 50% tax or whatever on the earnings, so if he got 8 million he would probably pocket around 3 million, but basicly one role would cover him (presumably though he is still trying to maintain this ridiculous lifestyle)
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>$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
what do they do all day.
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He got paid 55 million for Stranger Tides. Expect a similar salary for the new PotC. He's not in any kind of financial danger for the foreseeable future, unless he goes full retard - which, you could say, he's already done, so I think he's fine, financially speaking.
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>>78995265
>all these uncultured dweebs not knowing about the Thompson funeral

no, he didn't purchase the fucking ashes, you retards. They were friends and this is what Hunter wanted. his ashes were shot out of a giant canon with the signature gonzo fist at his funeral.
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>>78996472

Trump buildt hotels though and then put gaudy apartments for himself into each one.

The Hotels still make him a profit even if he isnt there, while Depps houses just eat money by standing around empty most of the time.
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>>78997419
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>>78997430
Yeah I am a bit confused by the 14 homes stuff. Especially multiple in LA but then he didn't want to put his mum up in one of them.
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>>78997419
>his ashes were shot out of a giant canon with the signature gonzo fist at his funeral.
We all know that, so what is it you're sperging out about exactly?
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poor girl
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>>78997465
>>
>>>/pol/
no news and political events on /tv/
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>>78997448
When you're as rich and weird as him, you start to do extra weird shit. Then suddenly you're not as rich anymore.
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>>78995745
Someone please post the pic where she's holding a sign that says something like "beloved tonto man".

She's legit a top.
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>>78997486
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>>78995810
>period
Brando is the end game
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>>78995329
Depp was never attractive. He always looked like a skeevy greaseball.
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The cunnyseur has arrived
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>>78997453

>>78995543
>>78995373
>>78995404
>>78995474
>>78995493
>>78995696
>>78996200

why dont you read the thread next time, friendo.
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>>78996373
> on her face
Kek amateur
> In her mouth
HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>78997321
But he's claiming they owe him 25mil
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>>78997415
>55 million

At his current rate that's only 2 years before it's gone
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>>78997581
I don't think so. He's suing them for 25 million (due to their mismanagement of his funds) and they're countersuing him for a 5 million loan that hasn't been fully paid back.
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Doesn't another POTC movie come put this year? He'll be fine.
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>>78997594
loses or at least was losing 20% of gross to agent/lawyer/thisfirm (so maybe 15% now? unless he got new management firm which I assume he would have to do) and then tax ontop of that. So really it's more like one year before that's spent.
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>>78997603
Does anybody even care about POTC anymore? I doubt most people will even know about it when it comes out.
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>>78997579
Your first link tells what happened at the funeral though, so why are you acting like nobody knows
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>>78996970
>>$4m (£3.2m) on a failed record label
>Sell that shit.

Nothing to sell, it failed

>>$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
>Why so many people?

Business managers don't pay themselves
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>>78997579
>We all know that, so what is it you're sperging out about exactly?
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>>78995825
Real estate is awesome. You can passively pay back what you spent through rent, and after that period it's easy money

That said Depp's houses are probably mansions and he's surely not renting them out
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>>78997415
Imagine being so filthy rich, you can splurge millions on frivolities and still not be in any real danger of going broke
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>>78997136
elaborate please
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>>78997181
Real Estate is always an investment.
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>>78995265

why do these asshates waste all their money on stupid shit? Why dont they just buy a nice decent home instead of a bunch of gaudy mansions? why dont they just invest money? Why dont they plan it out as if they could be blacklisted from hollywood at anytime?
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>>78998713
He's an actor, that's the business manager's job
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>>78995265

This idiot spends more in a single month than i will do in 70 years.
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>>78995745
>>78996012
>>78996282
>>78996729
>>78996886
>>78997026

Literally /our girl/ : the actress
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>>78995265
>and that blasting author Hunter S Thompson's ashes out of a cannon cost him $3m (£2.4m).

The fuck?

>>78995310
Could just sell the houses. What do you need 14 houses for, anyway?
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>>78998713
>Why dont they plan it out as if they could be blacklisted from hollywood at anytime?

yolo you stupid faggot
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>>78996889
got to bed Johnny
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>>78998767
Why does that make him an idiot? It's not like you'll ever have that much to spend in the first place, so who are you to talk?
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>>78998820
>Could just sell the houses
It's not quite that simple when the houses are worth millions. Who the fuck is going to buy them? Nic Cage?
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>>78998954
Could rent em out
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>>78998954
desu I think you forget how much money how many people in the world have. There are a hell of a lot of people who can afford to pay 3-5 million for a house in the west. A 100 mil + house and you might be starting to get pretty exclusive but honestly there are so many rich people in the world it's crazy.
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>$30,000 a month on wine

Dude, stroll down to your local supermarket and pick up a $5 bottle of shit one in a while. It won't kill you.
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>>78997626
They're movies you can take the whole family to and enjoy so you bet people still care. It may be a tired formula but it still works.
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>>78999537
I'm not a wine "expert" or anything, but you can't fucking drink $5 stuff once you've had really good wine, unless you just want to get wrecked, in which case, there are better choices than wine.
>>
Le Funny Hat Man has never been anything other than JUST pathetic.
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>>78996889
Not annon
I would usually agree with you but I don't put any celebrities mental levels to any respecting regard. A celebrity can millions of dollars and fame will still find a way to claim depression and sometimes kill themselves which as a lowly worker like myself comes off as the weakest kind of person. Before anyone goes into a big ole bullshit rant about what they "put up with" remember your basically saying any regular job shmo really has no chance than and it would be no wonder If we all up and killed ourselfs

So no celebrities are weak willed most of the time and don't handle regular life issues as well as I would
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>>78995265
Johnny Depp more like Johnny Debt
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>>78995292

Not if you then put up a mortgage on your houses to finance your huge spendings every month
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>>78995452

>$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
>$200,000 (£159,000) a month on private planes
>$150,000 (£119,330) a month on round-the-clock security
>$30,000 (£23,800) a month on buying and importing wine

The rest is probably loan repayments and purchases.
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>>78995329
Whites age like milk
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>>78995338

If you just blindingly give these people your money without ever controlling them or asking for financial reports you're a complete retard and deserve to lose your money to them.
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guess that explains him doing kevin smith movies for the checks
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What do those 40 people do for him?
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Is she /ourgonegirl/?
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>>79000380

-Drivers
-Cooks
-Housekeeepers
-Gardeners
-Personal Trainer
-Agent
-Publicist
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>>78995265
so??? just sell all of it and take the losses, you'll still be a millionaire
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>>78995292
I don't know shot about housing investments but I heard that investing into mil + homes is horrible and your profits come from what the middle class can afford.
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>>79000522
Look at the lifestyle he tries to maintain, hes obviously a greedy pig who can't easily lower his it.
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>>79000522
Anything he sells, Amber gets half of the proceeds
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>tfw they're going to make Pirates of the Caribbean movies until he dies to support his lifestyle
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>>79000906
thank you based alimony
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>>79000906
Works for me
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>>78995265
JUST
U
S
T
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>>78995265
Does anyone have the original full version of this?
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>>78995265
So that's why he takes on the dumbest roles ever
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>>78995798
I was going to suggest someone edit this pic into that but you already did it

though the original is pretty JUST as it is
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>>78999994
>Johnny Depp
>White

The guy looks like a fucking injun
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>>78997231
Look into it, she's lying.
For example, the day after her "traumatic beating" she was out with friends, perfectly fine, smiling and enjoying life.

That doesn't sound like someone who has been traumatized due to spousal abuse.
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>>78995543
That was a big funeral.
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>>78997231
Her bruising isn't consistent with her claim
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>>78995265
At least he's not a faggy, whiny libtard hypocrite like leo that lives that lavish lifestyle then preaches about global warming or other pretentious nonsense
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>>78997136
Yeah, he did. John Kerry's also linked to pedophilia and Jewlywood used to have pedo parties at Jack Nicholson's house. Roman Polanski raped an underager up the ass on Nicholson's bed.
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>>79002882
Polanski was never convicted
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>>78995390
desu it's pretty easy to do that if you host the occasional party every month and buy the really expensive shit
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>>79002897
He was convicted on a plea bargain.
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>>78995265

Dubs or he kills himself by the end of 2017.
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>>78997430
if he was smart (and it sounds like he wasn't), you would advertise them with a short term rental agency
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>>79002950
>admit to a crime we know you didn't commit and we'll let you off with the crime you did commit

American legal system is weird
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>>78995825
>forget where you put your wallet down
>it's in your eleventh house
fuuuuuuuu
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>>78997231
are you implying being a
>soulless creature who sucks the life out of men
doesn't naturally go hand in hand with getting beatings?
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>>79002897
>pleads guilty
>admits he did it several times and publicly apologises to the victim
>"yeah, but he was never technically convicted"
rly?
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>>79002326
>Johnny Debt
kek
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>>78995310
literally not possible, at most insoluble
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>>78999775
>>78999537
Like most things in life, quality does increase with price with wine. A $50 bottle will be leagues above a $5 bottle. But, it will get to a certain point where a $5,000 isn't really any better than the $50 bottle
when tested under double blind conditions, your average consumer and even "professional" wine tasters can't tell the difference between a $20 bottle and a $200 bottle
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>>79002974

Aye, thats what i thought too. I mean he already has 40 people maintaining his shit, he could rent out his houses for whenever he isnt using them, which is probably most of the year for most of them.

But, yknow, seeing how he lives, he probably would rather sell a few and have this whole thing happen again in 5 years then let anyone touch one of his 120 bathrooms, or not beeing able to go to any of his houses at any time.
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>>78998693
Doesn't mean it's a good investment. Real estate certainly doesn't guarantee positive returns you idiot. Enron was an investment too.
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$300,000 (£238,600) a month to maintain a staff of 40 people
$150,000 (£119,330) a month on round-the-clock security

What are these people doing besides security? Why does he have 40 people on ayroll instead o using agencies and companies and shit
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This is why we should tax the mega rich

They only spend it on retarded stuff like this
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>>79003826
it's so he can have them do shit in an instant instead of waiting like half an hour to have your chef drive to your house to cook you a steak at 3 in the morning like a normal person
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>>79003895
we should just take all their money and give it to the jews
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>>78996970
>>$30,000 (£23,800) a month on buying and importing wine

being drunk all the time is probabaly why he has poor judgment
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>>78995265
The man can't handle his own finances has to have greedy shekel pinching advisors do it for him
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>>79003895
Except that's the opposite reason. If most rich people spent like Depp, trickle down economics would actually work since he's pumping money into the economy. The reason we need to tax the ultra-wealthy is because they just horde their money, keeping it from circulating in the economy.

There's a reason the engine of the economy is the middle class who love paycheck to paycheck.
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>>79006265
Not that guy, but Debt is only making ultra rich companies richer. It's not like he shops at mom and pops.
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>>79005761
You basically need an accountant when you make (have made) money like him and are in the business that he's in.
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>>79006320
Fair point, but at least companies can pump money back into the economy in terms of employment.
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>>79005761
Unless he wants to devote hours a day to monitoring the market, he needs someone to make prudent and high-yeilding investment decisions to increase the longevity of his assets.
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>>78995292
That's what I was thinking
Is he not renting them out?
Even if he does go broke he can sell them
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>>79000023
>"You paid someone to do a job for you? It's YOUR fault if they don't do that job for you; you should have done it yourself if you didn't want to get scammed"

Jew logic.
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>>79006265
> they just horde their money
no rich person actually does this though

only a moron would hide his millions under his mattress, investing it is what they do and it's how they keep growing richer

unless they just blow it like johnny here
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>>79006674
Investing isn't pumping money into the economy. It's pumping money into the stock market. There's a reason GDP growth has done nothing but crawl since the recession while the stock market it at record highs.
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>>79007075
but that's wrong u buy stock because a corporation is doing good business. that's putting money in the economy.
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Honestly he sounds more like Nic Cage than Brendan Fraser at this point. Brendan got fucked by divorce but it sounds like Depp is just retarded and spends money like water to do stupid shit the way Cage did for a while there.
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>>78995923
>11pm - Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
I want to be a rich author now
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explains all the terrible films
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>>78998693
Not when the houses and grounds are that big. The maintenance on 14 places would be in the millions per month.
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>>78996955
good desu
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>>79007351
If your theory were true there'd be a 1:1 ratio of stock performance with overall economic growth. This isn't the case because it's only one of many aspects, and investing in it can only indirectly increase economic growth.
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>>79008642
good. then we agree that investing, stock or otherwise, is NOT not putting money in the economy.
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>>79006320

No, but he allone has a staff of 40 people+ Pilots for his private Jets+ the people working in said companies making all the shit he enjoys are probably not rich stockholders either etc.

I mean, his retarded spendinghabbits probably kept a few people employed

Also, he already does get taxed a ton as>>78997386
points out he probably gets 50% off all the money he earns in his bracket. Which means every time he makes a movie, the states richer a few millions.

Now, sure, you coould say "Lets tax even more" but then they would just start making movies foreign in name again.
Like bac before 2008 when everyone abused the same loophole as uwe Boll, and made movies "In Germany" to abuse their rretarded 100% notax rule for german companies movie, just in another country this time
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>>79008965
the top bracket is almost 40% on income

but all his money stashed in whatever funds get taxed heavy too

even if the rich get taxed heavy they still pocket more than you could reasonably spend except in cases like this where their lifestyles are almost unimaginably exorbitant
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>>79002561
Actually sounds exactly like that.

I know this bipolar chick who after getting beat up by her boyfriend went right out and got wasted with whomever would take her, and then went back and repeated it the day after.

Retards work in mysterious ways.
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>>79008940
Again. The argument is that the rich people don't use their money in a way that directly stimulates the economy like the middle class does. I don't care about your semantics. Just reality.
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>>79010724
that's silly. the rich have the most money to spend. what they buy is more money with investing which makes the economy go round.
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>>78995265
>14 homes
I never understood how people this stupid could get so rich. If I had this kind of money, you'd better believe I would save it
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