>go to the movies with a friend last Saturday >we get talking

>>78992488
prob ventured to other places while on 4chan. text him what's up and wait for replies. update us

Sorry to hear that anon. Never show your power level first.

>>78992488
>mentioning /tv/ to normies
I don't even mentioning it to my therapist. I pretend I go to reddit

Shouldve told him theres some fag on a rival chan who has created a bot that spams frozen and chill shit all day

>>78992488
The history of my life anon ;----;

TROUBLE
TROUBLE
TROUBLE

>>78992488
Did he mix up TV and B?

>>78992488
>mention 4chan to my mom in some conversation
>a week later
>"i heard 4chan is a pedophile site full of child porn. you don't post there, do you?"

>>78993174
This. It's also the reason why I don't give my phone away anymore. People might discover clover.

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>hey bro can i use your computer i need to look up something real quick

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>>78992488
>tfw /tv/ IS a pedo discussion site
>mfw making up lies before mentioning I post here
>mfw oldfag also

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>>78992488

>>78994541

you do realize those dogs are not laughing they're snarling angry about the rip each other's throats do you not?

>>78994734
>about the rip each other's throats
what did this utter retard mean by this stupid bullshit

>>78994777

kek don't know what the fork happened. meant the type "the" but what got forking posted is "the" instead.

>>78994887

why the fork does my "the" get posted as "the" and why does fork get posted as fork? what the forking fork is going on?

>>78994405
>not having an addon that deletes your history every time you close it

>mentioning that you browse this shithole to normies

d-dont do this lads

>in HS, about 6 years ago
>out with a qt girl from my class
>suddenly awkward silence and cant think up of anything to say
>"I noticed your arms are getting slightly bigger anon"
>"y-yeah haha there's this place on the internet that motivated me to lift"
>"which one anon I'm also interested"
>proceed to explain to her about /fit/ and this famous guy posting on it (when zyzz was still alive)
>I'm now back home, open /fit/ to blog about my date and how I'm finally making it
>5 (five) >tfwnogf threads, several normal threads and the rest of the board is basically homo LARPing
>realize how fucking retarded I am
>next day, she didn't even say hi to me and directly sat next to another guy in class
>never went out on another date with her

I bet she went to /a/ or /b/ as well.

>>78995035
>homo LARPing

i wanna see that. see ya guys in /fit/.

>>78995035
lmao why does this place just destroy any friendship/relationship you might have with a normie if they find out you go here?

>>78995035

please post link to a homo larping thread in /fit/ here. took a look at /fit/ and can't see a thread that looks like homo larping. do you mean those threads where guys post pics of their bods. is that homo larping?

>>78995117
>why does a place made for outcasts by outcasts destroy relationships with normies

>>78995127
I'm talking about half a decade ago lad. Old /fit/ was basically 80% homo larp

>>78995138

damn you, you got me all excited and wet. at least describe what homo larping means or what the thread looks like.

My wife knows I browse this shithole. Yall need better friends.

>>78992488
Should have just said Reddit OP. That's what I do whenever I find something cool on 4chan and people ask me where I found it.

>>78994405
"no you may not"

>>78995201
All you need to know is that the "no homo" meme came from there

>>78994734
They're playing you dumbass. One is on its side.

>>78992488
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>78995250
WTF ur autist or somethn?

"Hey man, have you ever heard of 4chan?"

"Y-yeah, I think so..."

"It's this fucking weird website they have hentai which is like, porn of cartoons and shit, the fucks wrong with people?"

"Hehe yeah...T-that's pretty weird..."

>>78992488
>only friend

you are already fucked. losing 1 friend shouldnt mean shit to u.

>>78992488
>Things that never happened you friendless loser,

>>78994541
you do realize those dogs are not laughing they're snarling angry about to rip each other's throats do you not?