>it's an Indianapolis episode

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>It's a Houston episode

>it's a papi episode

all the best episodes are filmed in the south

>its an obvious bait episode
didnt take long to realize most episodes are fake as shit

>it's a domestic violence calls episode

>It's an Idaho episode
>A lost kid gets brought home
>A guy gets a ticket for speeding
>The footage of the methlab shootout gets left on the cutting room floor

>>78984196

>it's a cop asks as simple question and gets a long, meandering, needlessly detailed, largely redundant and nonsensically phrased response.

>>78985552
my mom is convinced the criminals are all actors

>>78984196
B-but I live in Indianapolis...

>>78986224
Indianapolis is shit, absolute shit. I visited twice to visit my girl. I don't know how she lives there.

>>78986252
I mean, you arent wrong.

>>78985552
Has anybody ever done a rundown of what episodes are real and fake?

>>78986282
Get out while you can. Escape. Go to the airport and toss a fucking dart at the departure board and just go.

I HAVE A FETISH FOR WOMEN'S CLOTHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5qR9FlghDU

>>78986298
I'd like to see it if so.

When I get baked and watch COPS, regardless the season, at least one of the scenarios seems fake af

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>>78984255

>it's an x files crossover episode

>>78986584
Love that episode

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>it's a kids have to be taken away by social services episode

>>78986334
top o the liiiiiiine

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>>78984196
>it's a cop flirts with a cute girl and let's her off the hook episode

>it's a "I ran cuz I waz scared" episode

>it's a "the shirtless guy is guilty" episode
seems like that's a good rule of thumb

>it's a police cruiser on an off road pursuit gets high centered on a stump and bursts into flames episode.

This happened about 5 minutes from my house.

>>78984196
>it's a "the cops have to deal with animals" episode
Lmao look they're trying to shove the cow out of the road

I can break these cuffs

>>78987934
My favorite one next to the one where the cops car breaks down on the railroad tracks and a train comes

>>78986224
I live in Evansville

>it's a i don't sell drugs i use drugs if i had some Crack i would be smoking it episode

>it's a "i just bought these pants at goodwill the crack fairy must have put them in the pockets" episode
That defense won't hold up in court

>>78986224
>>78984196
ft wayne is worse

>its a black midget does backflips down the strip episode

>>78984196
>cops circling house
>perimeter clear
>sniper in place
>in formation, now shouting at occupants
>IT'S THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR!
>GET ON THE FLOOR!
>EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

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>>78988165
Tfw Carmel master race.

>>78987910
Truth

>>78987938
Second best only to border patrol episodes where the beaners run like cockroaches on Ritalin and for some reason cross BACK over the border only to get caught

>>78988126
>"Oh, thhhiiiiissss crack pipe? Yeah, that's my cousins. He always leaves it in my car, even though I tell him not to."
>Oh, what's your cousin's name?
>"Uuuuuuhhhhhhh"
Clockwork

>John Langley, the creator of the long-running FOX program, COPS. Langley says he's irked by some media critics who accuse the show of perpetuating stereotypes about "people of color" by depicting a disproportionate percentage of minority suspects. Au Contraire, Langley protests, he intentionally shows an inordinate number of white suspects in order to side-step the facts. "I show more white people than, statistically, what the truth is."

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2011/05/31/townhall_exclusive_cops_creator_reveals_intentional_distortions_on_race_and_crime

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How is it that none of these suspects being pulled over make ANY mention at all of the cameras being jammed in their faces?

The first thing out of my mouth would be "Why are you filming me?"

>tfw to retarted to be a cop

>>78988598
and don't they have to sign a release form for their face to be shown on tv? who would agree to that after being arrested?

>>78988625
You can do it buddy

>>78987959
you cant break those cuffs.

>>78988165
You know the biggest problem with Fort Wayne? There's not a single place in the city that sells fresh ground veal. Quarter million population. What the fuck?

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>episode is filmed in your city
>absolutely nothing is recognisable

>>78988701
Hunt for the meat yourself you hoser

>>78988701
Because people eat less and less veal all the time you stupid daigo

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>>78988752
>episode is filmed inside your house
>turn around just as they're busting the door down

>It's the episode where the dude is trying to shove pokemon cards into the vending machine
He had a Venusaur I think and I wanted that so bad when I was young

>>78988598
If someone doesn't give me a legitimate answer I'm shutting down 4chan

>>78988913
Because it's easier to fill the diversity quota that way

>>78989062
Xplain

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>>78989062
>it's a "i got caught choking out my girlfriend in public" episode

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>It's a 'Just waiting for my friend Raj' episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvwx_woiItk

>>78989135
dear fucking lord

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>it's an "i was just hiding in the dumpster for no reason" episode

>it's a suspect was going to be let off with a warning, but kept talking and ended up getting arrested anyway episode.

Why has this happened more than once?

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>it's a cop car gets flipped over buy some unknown entity episode

>>78989341
Suspects are too fucking stupid.

Does anyone else shout "WE GOT A RUNNER" when they bail?

>>78989077
It's easier to get minorities on the screen by catching them in the act of committing crimes and forcing them to be on camera than to recruit talented minority actors for a scripted show or movie.

>>78989559
I clap like a retarded seal when someone gets tackled

>>78989135
>going through his phone like that
Holy shit, there's no way that's legal

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>>78989135
>"Yeah, thas eet, oonless yoo want me too bee mekking theengs opp!"
>"Absolutely not."
>Mfw

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>its a San Berdoo County Sheriffs episode

YIPPIE KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKERS

SOMEONE GONNA GET BEAT TODAY

>>78986224
>>78986252
I've lived there. Not so bad. Avoid east and west side. Otherwise its a standard midwest city with at least a decent amount of shit to do. Going to the starcity games open this month there

Why do you have all these names and social security numbers?
>I get them from the system.
What system?
>the system. I call the leads.
Who gives you the leads?
>they give it to me when I ask.
Ask who?
>the system. They are leads.
What do you do with all this information?
>i compile it all, and put it into the system.
Okay. Sir, at this time You're under arrest for identify theft.
>someone is lying to me about these numbers then, and I don't think it's funny. I need to call my boss.

>>78984196
This show got so much more insane and outright weird after hurricane Katrina happened.

>>78989135
just waiting for a friend episodes are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71DIT6hYXYo

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>>78989559
>>78989682

>If you don't come out we will release this dog
>*indecipherable shouting*
>release!
>*indecipherable screaming*

He just wants to be a good helper, he just wants to help hunt with the pack, let him go be a good boy

>it's a palm beach county, FL episode
>it's an Albuquerque episode
>it's a New Orleans Mardi Gras episode

>>78989844
>you've been involved in an accident
>Have I?

I'm crying

>>78989688
I don't know how old that is, but there's new laws all over the United States saying it is.

>>78989873
Mardi Gras episodes are great.
>when the dude whips his dick out 6 feet from the cops and starts cranking it to a girl on a balcony.
>the cop who walks around with a marijuana leaf set of beads and busts people trying to sell him weed.
>snoop dog waving from a balcony causes a near riot at the girls gone wild tent, and the horses are deployed.
>"I thought this was legal during Mardi Gras... "

>>78986584
It was one of the best episodes of either show. That never happens.

>>78989924
Keep a lock password. If they go to search it they need a warrant for the password. A fingerprint they can get on the spot without one. For iphone users you should reboot your phone before being detained, if you use touch ID that is.

> it's a guy you think is clearly on meth but turns out to just be an ecentric snake catcher/owner who ends up getting hired by the county.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmo7lGu32kQ

>>78989996
>I can't show you whats on my phone officer I would have to unlock it first
>oh well

Obligatory.

https://youtu.be/A_qthhFvxjc

>>78990057
>violating the law
>oh well

>>78990062
Fucking lol everything was great thanks for sharing anon.

>it's a man doesn't take a woman cop seriously episode

>It's a pursuit episode and the camera man can't keep up

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>it's an assnose episode

>>78990180
>it's a pursuit and the camera man is faster than the cop episode

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>It's a marathon of cops

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>>78988044
>>78988165
>>78986224

Try living in Clarksville

anyone know what season had the black guy lifting the safe over his head in the intro?

>>78990180
Can you imagine being a COPS cameraman? Talk about having to be in great shape.

>>78990062
That fucking walrus look. Wow. Hahahaha
Thanks anon

>>78989341
That one is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rKW4wjocU

>>78989844
>You're under arrest
>"Whoy?"
>I'm not happy with who you are
Based

>>78989688
No password protection no problem

>>78990336
From what I understand, most of the cameramen are recruited from local studios and film majors. The cameras are not really that much bigger than the ones you can buy at a best buy or wherever.

>>78990199
>being unable to escape immediately smelling your own farts
No thanks,

>>78990427
I was more referring to the semi constant running everywhere, jumping fences and shit. But maybe that's because I'm out of shape.

>>78988696
>>78987959
Call in the chopper maybe they can find my sides on FLIR

>>78988775
>hunt
>for veal
Kill yourself you fucking pathetic piece of shit worthless vegan

>>78988696
Can't remember the last time I heard this. Thanks.

>>78990427
Fucking late 80's and 90 cameras were still big and heavy. Those fucks were in shape.

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>Gary

>>78986224
Shelbyville, it's eh.

>It's a snakes episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KboGZTeeWc

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>>78990974
>Shawn Pringle

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>>78990974
>There's a snake in there?!
>I hope
Florida is a blessing and a curse

>>78989091
She's a qt for a junkie

What was that amazing series from the mid 2000s that showed all the police chases with the stereotypical over the top American meme narrator? I used to watch 240p episodes on Megaupload, truly the greatest copkino

>>78991752
World's Wildest Police Videos with Sherriff John Burnett

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>>78991824
You mean John Bunnell

>tfw you find out what happened to his kid