>british character >uses the word "brilliant"

>American
>Attempts to say twat
>Pronounces it twot

Embarrassing. Learn to swear you fucking fat cunts.

>>78966597
fuck you, limey

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>british character in american movie
>says "oi blimey mate" all the time

>American character
>calls Aluminium Aluminum like a simpleton
Embarassing, learn the periodic table

>>78966546

>american army character
I want my mommy
>British army character
Its a mortar lads, ahahah we almost got smashed..absolutely mental

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>>78966597
>Austrailian says cunt
>pronounces it KAHNT

>>78966597
americans can't pronounce the short a sound

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>American character
>Calls Wednesday "wensday"

>>78966968
True to life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE1l4-vo8I4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk

>>78967158
I'd imagine the phoenitically the association is with a similar word water

We don't say wAT urr
We say Wha turr
tWAT
Twhat

It also has a lot to do with what pronunciation you hear first and whether or not you saw the word written before you heard.

>>78966854
t. 60% white

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>>78966546
>British character
>uses the word "bloody"

>>78967284
We don't say watter you fucking dimwit.

If you can't pronounce a simple word like twat then you should kill yourselves. All of America should suicide.

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>>78967214
>that high pitched nasally southern accent
>oh lord jesus help us get through this

God damn

>>78966546

>American character
>can't pronounce colin, aluminium or water correctly

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>>78967334

Problem?

>>78967214
>fackin' 'ell...excuse my language

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>>78967373
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of our freedom.

>>78967425
That is because we are superior. Intellectually superior, culturally superior and historically superior. We get mad when you criticise us because you are disgusting, backwards plebs that should be abolished. You were a huge mistake.

>>78967373
We don't, that's my point.

If I write
"Wat"
Did you pronounce it as wAT or w-aht.

That's the reasoning between tWAT and twaht

how a word's written isn't necessarily how it makes sense to someone phoenitically.

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>>78967465
>That is because we are superior
Yeah, at having your women and children gang-raped by Muslims while they use your welfare. Keep crying Britcuck!

>>78967465

Can you imagine how shitty the rest of the world must be to cede all economic and military power to America? That would be terminally embarrassing.

>British character
>uses the word "smashing"

>>78967518
Do you retards actually believe this? I pity you if you live your life believing the lies spoon fed down your fat throats by your government propaganda. Enjoy church on Sunday!

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>>78967560
>Enjoy church on Sunday!
You are one retarded Britcuck aren't you?

>>78967518
Please cut your mullet, Cletus.

>>78967586
Defending your argument by posting blatant lies and exaggerations makes you look terribly foolish. Keep watching FOX news like your retarded President.

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>>78967641
>being this much of a britcuck

>>78967214
why are americans such fat fucking babies?

imagine having to put up with those horrid nasal whining bitch voices all around you all day

>>78967672
Wow, a cool cartoon meme and a buzzword. That'll show me!

That's how you fucking manchildren argue? With pictures and memes? Show me some fucking hard evidence you little shut in cunt. Actually leave your shit hole town for a day and experience life. Fucking gargoyle!

>>78967672
Go back to your swamp, Cletus. All Americans are rednecks.

>>78967672
>you le have to le go le back

t. 2015 redditor

>>78967730
>>78967749
>>78967768
Who knew britcucks were so insecure?

Well, I guess I would be too after UKIP assumed control of the country and Scotland nearly decided to fuck off. I suppose I'd grasp at ethereal straws like 'culture' to try to convince myself everything is alright.

>A-at least we'll always rule Wales. B-british empire forever!

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>>78967834
>UKIP assumed control of the country

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I find it funny how Britcucks whine about America 24/7 meanwhile most Americans don't give a fuck about Britain. Guess the Brits have an inferiority complex or something.

Brits are the most insecure people in the world. Even more than Swedes and Germans. It's so sad. The average Brit today looks like pic, I'd be bitter looking like that too!

>>78966546
>British character
>starts every other phrase with "right"

>>78967945
Is that actually a Brit

He looks very American desu

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>wotcher love

>>78967834
You have no grasp of reality. UKIP is barely even still a functioning party, let alone in control of a country.

>>78967945
Says the fat child with a President so desperate to meet our Queen that he slobbered all over our Prime minister. Americans will always have an inferiority complex because you are a baby cultured mess toddling towards the brink with your braindead population.

>Irish character
>top o' the mornin' to ya

>>78967214
>From East Yorkshire
>Go to uni
>Fucking every one says "Anon you have got a really strong accent"

>>78967373
>t. Horrific Betrayal

>aluminium

>>78967075
neck up cunt we're not from FAHKING BAHSTAHN

>british character
>leaves house to go to work
>polly stops him
>ask for his daily mosque card
>he forgot to validate it
>polly drags him to mosque
>they take his self defense wooden mallet
>he comes back from mosque duty
>see his door kicked down
>polly took all his assault cutlery
>his daughter's wife comes home from mosque duty
>she's pregnant again
>little Achmed broke his tooth trying to fuck a cow
>600 Allah bucks to replace it
>the 7 oclock bong bongs
>go to sleep because only true brits from the middle east can go out at night

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>>78968017
Type in alexjpreston98 on google.
He looks like the epitome of a numale Brit and lives in London, I don't think you are very good with genetics.

>>78968049
Says the guy on an American website. Keep your inferiority complex up though, it's fucking hilarious seeing Brits act like Americans are worse than the Rotherham gang rapists.

The best decision the Brits made was immigrating to America - the alpha Brits saw a new land of opportunity while the betas of Britain were too cowardly to take a risk. Sucks to be the descendents of those beta males.

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>>78968049
trump would gain nothing by meeting your leaders because your country is a festering pile of migrant cum dump. if anything you should be begging trump to come fix your dog shit landfill of political correctness

>>78966854
limey has got to be one of the most piss poor feeble insults in the world

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>>78967075

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>>78968231
this is a good post

>>78967520
desu senpai it's more a case of the stronger powers taking each other out after fucking each up over for hundreds and hundreds of years.

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>>78968231
>mfw Americans believe wrestling is real, get shot, drive on the wrong side of the road, proclaim handegg and luckswing teams as "world" champions, classify pizza a vegetable, sue everyone, can't gamble, get shot, order fifty nugget meals with Diet Cokes from McDonalds, drive disability scooters because they're fat, wear shoes inside, wear shoes while having sex, wear shoes while swimming, get shot, get their school shot up, believe they won the space race, believe they won Vietnam, believe they won against the terrorists, elected George Bush twice, elected Obama twice, invent their own sports that nobody else gives a shit about just so that they can feel like they're the best, get shot, circumcise themselves even though they're not Jewish, spell words the wrong way, pretend to be free, build walls to keep out their neighbours, get shot, get their buildings hit by planes, get their cinemas shot up, hold furry conventions, hold brony conventions, get shot, believe everything that FOX News says, consider Israel an ally, tip their waiters, tip their doctors, tip their muggers, clap when their plane lands, pay forty thousand dollars for a scraped knee, get shot, and call themselves the greatest country in the world near me.

>>78968255
Sorry are you talking about Sweden or Germany in that post?

>>78968249
8/10 satire good job

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>>78968249
>He looks like the epitome of a numale Brit and lives in London, I don't think you are very good with genetics.

You can find guys who look exactly like that all over America though

>>78968231
>>78968329

Why are Americans so obsessed with Europe's 5% Musim population when their country is literally only 60% white?

>>78968329
It's part of this false dichtomy that usa tries to set up: usa vs europe. When the reality is that Europe is 20+ countries who give far more of a fuck about their neighbours and other euro cunts than the americans.

>>78966597
>britcuck poster
>constantly obsessing over amerifats and easily butt hurt
feels good to be non-anglo master race

>>78968371
Besides people forget America is just a union of states and that most of the individual states are complete shit, out of 50 perhaps 10, maybe even just 5, are worth any time of day.

>>78968358
Muslims aren't a race britcuck
have fun with the raping and pillaging

>tfw you're tiny country will never enrage yurocucks as much as murrica does
why live

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>>78968371
Yeah, you care about your neighbors so much that you are now encouraging them to destroy their countries with rampant terrorism! Aren't Britain and Germany so brave for trying to force Poland to have a bunch of rapefugees!?!

Hail the EU! Hail Merkel! Hail Theresa May! F-fuck the USA b-because they're right wing meanies!

>>78968425
Why are Americans so fucking gullible? The world doesn't actually conform to /int/ and /pol/ memes. You can safely walk the streets of London without getting bombed or raped

>>78968453
Britain is leaving Europe, has a right-leaning government and is against immigration. Are you completely clueless or "merely pretending XD"?

>>78968470
>The world doesn't actually conform to /int/ and /pol/ memes.
Of course it does you ignorant twat.

>american education

>>78968231
>American character
>bluegrass music starts playing
>"ah can't read!"
>"ah luv muh wife and she is muh sister-mother"
>eats burger and hawt dawg for breakfast, dinner and supper
>"ah hate niggers! Ah hate chinks!”
>age faster
>worship a 'white god' known as Donald Trump
>#MakeAmericaWhiteAgain
>Lost to Vietnam
>Lost to Iraq
>It Ain't Me Starts playin'
>"muh daughter's boyfriend is a nigger!"
>"muh son is datin' an Asian!"
>raise the confederate flag

>>78968417
Every country is a union of states (or cantons or w.e. name u decide to give them) with good and shit ones though.

>>78968476
>Britain is leaving Europe
No we aren't. It's going to get reversed and UKIP scum will be punished accordingly.

brits and their use of the word "legend" fucked me up early on.
this guy was going on and on about how all his old buddies were "legends",i thought he was trying to hype them up in an obvious, obnoxious way.
but these silly brit cunts just call everyone a fooking legend m8.

>get one chance at life
>brit genes

>>78968453
I don't understand your post. Your first paragraph demonstrates that you are aware the European nations constantly try to fuck each other over and fob off responsibilites.

Then your second paragraph seems to act as if: 1. Theresa May is not right wing; 2. May is pro eu (I won't say she is anti-eu as I think that is also misleading) 3. I don't think there are many people who are pro Merkel and pro May. It's kinda impressive how you get so much shit wrong desu.

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>>78968518
Delete this at once.

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>>78968509
>legend
>league of legend
One more reason to dislike the vast majority of Britcucks.

>>78968231
>Wake up at 6:00 am when my little ben goes bong
>Have a cup of tea and a bowl of porridge to start the day
>6:50 am realize im late because the muslims will be up at 7:00 am
>Have to sprint down the street to the pork factory before the muslims behead me
>Catch my breath once I get there
>see fat frank running down the hill
>muslims are gonna get him but he pulls off his signature roll while oinking to disorientate them
>fucking fat frank makes it again
>go to the police station to apply for a spoon licence to I can eat my fish and chips for lunch
>go order next weeks porn because approval takes forever.
>get to work and have to deal with 12 pakis that can't talk proper English
>get home before 9:00 otherwise the sharia police would have me
>Wife and children have been sold into slavery on Australian emu farms because I forgot the TV licence.
>

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>mfw americans only have one tap for both hot and cold water
Savages

>>78968518
>get one chance at life
>not Spanish genetics & aesthetic
>not living in scandiavia
>not born rich


Being born poor (& minority) in US or UK is probably worst hand you can be dealt in the western developed world.

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>>78968518
>get 1 (one) chance at life
>ameri-genes
>I can't read
>I can't write
>I live in a country where the drinking water isn't safe
>It's impossible to get a job
>It's impossible to get a gf
f-feels g-good

>>78968322
>wear shoes while having sex
Really?

>bait the whole thread multiple times as both britcuck and ameriblubber
>still no (You)s

fucking boring lads

>>78968569
Also they don't use electric kettles

pathetic

>>78968645
u make it too obvious son (oh shit i just gave u a you, your bait worked)

name a SINGLE (one[1{I}]) british child actor that didn't grow up either ugly or a liberal or both

>>78968645
Are you an Aussie?

>>78968682
:^)

>>78968711
no i'm indian, i shitpost on /tv/ the most since no flags LOL

>>78968701
Christian Bale

>>78968744
>Indian
>shitpost
No pun intended

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>>78968591
>get 1 (one) chance at life
>brit-genes
>I can't use guns
>I can't be friendly to strangers
>I live in a country where pakistanis rape little girls and boys regularly
>It's impossible to not be smug all the time
>It's impossible to get uncensored internet
f-feels g-good

>>78968794
wherever i am, i must also shit

>>78967375
To be fair the Muslims in these videos often gibber to Allah when anything at all is happening, but in fairness to them they put themselves against greater odds and don't fall apart just from mortars (the .22s of the artillery world) impacting nearby while they're still in cover.

>>78968885
>Get One (1!) chance at life
>Aus-genes
>I can't use guns, but that doesn't matter because no one here is gonna shoot me
>Everyone is a fucking chiller
>Great weather
>Plenty of great meme animals
>Uncensored internet
>The public school system regularly outclasses the private one
>Leader might not be perfect but at least he can string a fucking sentence together.
Genuinely feels fucking great. It's the best of both worlds.

>>78969005
Australia>Britain desu

>>78969030
It's a tough one, if you say NZ i'd agree but Australia i'm not so sure.

I'd probably rate the majority english speaking countries as:

CANADA>NZ>POWERGAP>UK>AUSTRALIA>US

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>>78969061
well thats pretty fucking UN-Australian of you, love it or leave it mate

>>78969061
kys leaf

>>78967214
>cameras going off boys, say bye
>[as a group] BYE!
lets face it lads, nothing can compete with British Military

>>78969061
>Trudeau Canada is 1st place
420 blaze it amirite leddit xDDD

>>78969127
was the best under harper too my faglet

>>78969100
not canadian

>>78969153
kys leaf

>>78969208
sorry faglet think you gota explain what a leaf is

>>78969005
But I though internet was shit in Australia

>>78969239
kys leaf

>>78969358
*Thought
Sorry

>>78969372
hello brickwall my old friend

>>78969392
hello free (You)s my new mate

>>78969358
good enough for shitposting

>>78969239
A Canuck

>>78969239
A Canadan

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>british character
>uses the word "mate"
>doesn't mate with them

>amerifat
>says 'new-queue-lure'
sigh

>>78969407
How bout mah games and mah high quality streaming?

>>78970469
No time for that when your participating in the nations pastime, shitposting and smoking ice

>american army sends their whole might at a few unarmed rice farmers
>still manage to get BTFO by then

For a country that would rather spend all its money on military instead of education or health you sure do suck at war lads

>british character
>rich
>went to Oxford
>wears 3 piece suit

Every british character on American tv is Sherlock. Show some chavs for once.

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> calling "fries" , "chips"

>>78970540
Well that seems fun too.

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>>78970859

what if they are not fried

fries are a type of chip

>>78971594
>having fries
>not fried
yuropoors I swear.

>>78971633

>ok luv what chips do you want
>french fries please

>>78968560
DELET THIS

>>78968509
that's a such a legend answer WAT AN ABSOLUTE LEDGE

>>78967998
>U WOT

>>78970859
>>78971633
fries and chips are different

fries = crispy, thin
chips = thick, fluffy

>>78966854
How will Britain ever recover?

>>78967284
How is that comparable at all? You literally change and A sound into an O, emphasis has nothing to do with it

>>78968485
>brits call "fortunate son" "it aint me"
for what reason?

brits call everything 'bits'

not things or stuff

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>>78972278

No these are chips

>>78972983

those are thin crisp slices of potato m8

If you chip something it doesn't come off as a sheered piece

Try and get along, y'petty yank cunts.

>>78967158
>apple
>gas
>raspberry

>>78966546
>english character
>never says fucking hell
>never says arsehole
>never says piss
>only says wanker

fucking hell, piss off you arseholes

>>78967518
>Muslim
>dastar and kirpan
Finally those RE classes paid off

>>78967518
>Arab
>wearing a Sikh turban
Never thought my compulsory Religious Education lessons would come in handy

Why are americans always the one bringing up race when they are literally the least white country of the western world?

>>78966546
>britbongs putting e's after their r's when they don't pronounce either of them

Stay classy, you limey fuckres

>>78967075
>American
>Pronounce Aussie "Aussy"
Fucking idiots.

>>78974903
It's pretty funny. They'll cherrypick images of 70% white London or Paris even though whites are a minority in DC

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>>78967518

>>78967945
Is that why you cunts obsess over Princess Kate every two seconds? Didn't you fight a war to get away from the British Empire?

>>78969005
Get fucked cunt that moron gutted what little chance of decent internet we had purely because of his party's contrarianism to Labor.
>Libs cut funding to ABC
>SA ABC division gets shut down and one of them goes OH NO BUT SAVE THAT ONE PLS
They run purely to spite the other party and don't even remotely think about any of their decisions. They're also disgustingly decadent at the taxpayer's expense.
>No censorship
Pirate Bay got shut down and every game that has a few titties gets neutered despite us apparently getting an adult rating recently.

>>78967214
>Could be literally seconds from death at any moment
>"Y'alright?"
>"Yeah not bad"
lmao

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>>78975312
>including [nonwhites] who identify as white
creasing

>>78975585
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1316777/The-day-650-Glosters-faced-10000-Chinese.html

>>78975711
>that image
I can't stop laughing

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>>78975834

>>78975872
stop it
I can't take any more!

>>78975711
>>78975872
Americans are unironically the funniest people in the world

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>>78976009

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>>78976058

>>78975711
>>78975872
>4chimp steals shit from ylilauta
>makes it unfunny
good going faggots

>>78967214
How can yanks even compete? i can see why they need such a massive budget when their soldiers are whiny god fearing babies

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>>78967214

>>78967945
>complains about brits being insecure
>post several lines of absolute drivel

OBSESSED

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hol up hol up

we /int/ now

ITT: OBSESSED

>>78975360
>fought a war to keep America

OBSESSED

>>78966854

>2017
>still using limey

Fucking really?

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>>78967075

>make thread about brits
>150 replies of brits saying they don't care and mumbling in brit about american obsession

what did "big bong clock pls respond" land mean by this

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we /bully/ nao

>>78976379
>follow link
>it has nothing to do with the data in the image

>>78975494
eh, It doesn't matter