how in the fuck did Doug land Carrie? also, how long could he

I don't remember, check the archives

>>78951298
He's funny. Chicks love funny.

>>78951298

both over 30>

also fiction

>>78951298

He could last for a long time since diabetes gives you erectile dysfunction.

>>78951298
He's not unattractive, many girls like big guys, he has a good personality and he is funny. I know multiple couples in real life that the woman is much hotter than the guy. Leave your room once in a while.

Making the husband a fat/ugly loser gives hope to fat/ugly losers everywhere. It also furthers the false narrative that women want a funny guy who cares about them when they really just want to be fucked by Chad.

Grills are attracted some weird shit. I had a girl who was obsessed with my stomach and beard (she liked pulling on it, bringing me closer for a kiss) and she was way out of my league. I cheated on her tho so there went a good thing

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>>78951479
>ugly loser
He isn't ugly and he's an average hard working guy, not a loser. kys

>>78951457
>t. delusional fatty

>>78951298
They were likeable when they were young.

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>>78951519

In Kevin Can Wait his wife should do more sexy scenes

His daughter also

>>78951479
>women want a funny guy

Then why did she marry kevin james?

>>78951734

brutal

>>78951298
I've seen more unrealistic couples irl. Women are odd creatures.

>>78951596
That was a really funny episode.

>>78951479
KEVIN JAMES? FUNNY? HAHAHA. THAT'S MORE THAN KEVIN JAMES EVER MADE ME LAUGH

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>>78951734
LMAO

>>78951298
OOOOOH THE BALLS ON THIS PRICK

>>78951298
>how in the fuck did Doug land Carrie?
>how in the fuck did Ralph Cramden land Alice?
>how in the fuck did Bernie Mac land Wanda?
>how in the fuck did Dick Van Dyke land Mary Tyler Moore?


it is mystery

Fun fact: Kevin James was wrestling buddies with Mick Foley in high school

>>78951298
He was a big shot foot ball player in high school right? And they were a couple since then.

People get fat after getting married, usually its the women, but they guys do too.

>>78952340
I forgot about Wanda!!!! one of the few black women I'd make sweet passionate sex with.

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>>78952147
>>78951596

>>78952466
In the show they didn't meet till they were in their twenties Its implied she was a whore

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>>78952473
so, so hot

>>78951298
He's an attractive fat guy.
Listening to a podcast years ago 5 gay guys all agree Kevin James is the only fat guy they would sleep with.

>>78952545
This. Of all the jackholes they hung out with, Carrie knew Doug was the one she could turn into a UPS driver to help pay the mortgage while she chases her dreams. Plus hey Doug, my dad's moving into the basement. Just btw.

>>78952785
>after a movie produced by (((Sandler))) where he is a gay fireman
electrically stimulates the soba in my cranial basket

I'm not attractive and for a time I had the girl of my dreams. She was on par with carrie, objectively. Subjectively she was much more beautiful. I would last a long while since I struggle to cum from sex. This is a curse.

>>78951298
He's got a huge pecker.

>>78951298
He wasn't fat when they met. He was a football player or a wrestler in high school and if I remember right Carrie wasn't nearly as hot at the time. He got fat after they were married.

That is the DEEPEST LORE that I remember from when my parents used to watch the show

>>78953295

You're a fucking cock sucking faggot.

>>78953295
Its pretty sad that the only thing you remember is completely wrong

>>78953438
He's right, though. It was a running joke that carrie was ugly in highschool when they met.

>>78953518
>met in HS
WRONG

Priest confirmed they met as kids(preteen)

>>78953295
Wasnt Doug a bouncer at some shitty bar/club with his douchebag italian friend?

>>78953558
Why are you making stuff up? What have you to gain? Did you even watch the show?

I remember Carrie also got pretty fat in later seasons

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>>78953560
>douchebag Italian
ay dass me!

>>78953588
um it's called being pregnant?

>>78951298
Doug used to be in shape during school and was part of the football team whereas Carrie was popular.
They eventually married and he became fat.
Throughout the show you know Carrie adores him and still finds him funny.

>>78953581
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0620177/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
go ahead, I'll wait...

>>78953829
So you haven't actually seen that episode. Great, thanks for confirming.

>>78953829
Fucking lol. You're in the wrong here pal

>>78953829
lol the plot of the episode is a cute story about how they met as kids at camp. But it wasn't true. It even says that in the fucking link.

He was a fat kid who got in shape later in high school playing sports. You know...like a lot of people do.

>>78952663
Thanks anon.

OK I know his movies are all shit but he was fucking hilarious in King of Queens. Basically he can be funny but in the movies they always try to make him the famy friendly funny fat guy. In KOQ he was the silly sarcastic funny guy with a bitch wife and it worked

>>78953829
>When Doug tells his family, his cousin Danny says that it wasn't Doug that Carrie fell on, but it was him. Doug was at "fat" camp that year.

You posted a link proving you wrong when you thought it was proving you right. inb4 you were just pretending to be retarded

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holly desu

>>78954052
Well it ran 9 seasons so someone must have found it funny

>>78954066
You mean Jill Tracy

>>78954171
Yes thank you that is what I meant - thank you for the correction.

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>>78954321
Agreed

>>78953829
maybe instead of waiting you should've read the link lol

>>78951298
shes a bitch and only a fat man would take her and put up with her

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>>78951734

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hard kino

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Leah Remini turns me on a bit desu would def still fugg her in a dimly lit room

>>78951298
A pretty good amount of time if that one episode where they were conversing while having sex is anything to go by.

>>78951298
Have you seen that episode where Doug has Carrie go to Deacons house to cook thanksgiving dinner for his family? Deacon couldn't fucking stand listening to her bitch about work, and her cooking is so shitty only a fat guy could love it.