OH BABY

damn... I wonder if this is how people felt when Voltaire met Ben Franklin

Disappointed desu
I like Joe but Alex Jones is a maggot

>>78945538
sup reddit

>>78945491
These are considered intellectuals in the alt right.

>>78945491

Onnit vs Super Male Vitality

I hear Jamie will take both

>>78945573
>Anyone who doesn't like muh sweaty screaming conspiracy theorist is reddit

Right

Has anyone ever actually tried that stuff from onnit?

>>78945491
LMAO Alex Jones is a top mind for sure

>>78945491
Neither one of those people are intellectuals.

Pop culture politics and philosophy. Another piece of for the video game generation to consume in their quest toward pretend intelligence. It's how a reality TV con man came to deny science, intelligence agencies, and other experts on the world's most powerful stage.

Count me out, plebs.

I literally only came to this thread for the Joe Rogan pasta, where the fuck is it

Absolutely the two brightest minds of the alt right, and thats saying something.

Now if only every listener could overdose on DMT and Jones's ball-swelling pills so we never have to deal with them again

>>78945491

Is this a JRE podcast?

I've always wondered why Joe hasn't had his friend Alex on.
I guess Alex is really busy and would dominate the show a bit.

>>78945710

yeah, it's vitamins mixed together

>>78945832

fuck off, mouthbreather.

Reminder that Rogan is a poor mans Bill Hicks

>>78945723
The guy's a nut but he's actually a pretty top notch speaker. His mind moves a million miles per minute.

>>78945957
>muh dmt is turnin' the frickin frogs gay!

Enjoy your two "brightest minds" you fucking fool

>>78945970
who is an extremely poor man's Lenny Bruce

Here's how it's going to go down.
Jones will try to be conciliatory in the beginning but Rogan knows Jones is nutjob and will try to probe him on his crazy beliefs. Jones will be cornered and eventually snap shouting and sweating: screaming about black helicopters and 1776. Rogan will try and find common ground on things they can agree to stop it from devolving into a shitshow. Jones will calm down and plug his DNAforce and boner pills.

>>78945538
>you're with her

>>78946004

it's entertainment, mongoloid kid

>>78945970
Alex Jones is literally Bill Hicks.

>>78945709
Takes a seriously low IQ to not appreciate Alex Jones, Sad!

Post rare Alex's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY_CmhnC4dA

>>78945776
Shareblue detected

i hope alex relaxes a bit

>>78945970
Joe Rogan is infinitely more bearable than Bill Hicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrgwZsGC9A

>>78945491
it needs some Joey Diaz just to stop these two from sucking each others dick for 2 hours

>>78945970
I don't like his comedy or his drug shit, but his podcast is top tier

>>78945710
yup. it's not unique really, it just is what it says it is.

They're supplements like fish oil and calcium. They just use high quality sources, and don't blow smoke up your ass.

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>>78945538
Globalist spotted

>>78946154

the difference is hicks has no idea he's full of shit

>>78945804
ask jamie to bring it up for you

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If Alex Jones doesn't become board culture after this encounter it will be confirmed that Reddit >>78945538 owns this site.

>>78946214
>fat balding manlet
How come his pills don't work?

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alex jones and his cohorts are all faggots who pray on autists and retards irrational fears and have made millions doing so

>>78946082
>Yes, my idea of entertainment is listening to an idiot peddle pseudoscience directly my ears
>as well as tuning in to infomercials for cum building vitamins where a fat snake oil salesman pretends to be a ranting schitzophrenic wonk
>but YOU'RE the dumb one buddy!

you fucking smooth brained clod

>>78945832
>>78945674
>rogan
>alt-right

lol no

>>78946283
>literally copy pastes arguments off of youtube

neck urself m8

>>78946310

thats his right hand man you fucking tory cunt

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>>78946261
SWIM has been making sure he gets his healthy daily dose of fluoride

>>78946283
>that pic

wat

>>78946291

get outta my face yuro faggot. your tone disgusts me.

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>Joe Rogan
>alt right
Do you retards even listen to his podcast?

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>>78946330

info wars started shilling for trump once he gave alex jones some attention

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What are Jones Alex's favourite anime and manga series, Anons?

>>78946344
He's in love with Trump, he's a conservative and he hates establishment politicians and the GOP/Dems. What more does it take to be alt right?

>>78946344

it's one mental case i think

>>78946412
Watchmen

>>78946424
Fuck me I was talking about Alex. I need sleep

>>78945881
Maybe, but I heard it's because Joe gets pressured by other celebs (or faggots like >>78945538) to not associate with Alex.

>>78946424
>He's in love with Trump
You seem confused. Try actually listening to the podcast.

>>78946121
that music gave me chills

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>>78946330
Really get's the neurons going.

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>>78946412
Space Ghost In The Stand Alone Coast To Coast Shell Complex

>>78945491
Is alex smelling his own fart or what emotion is he trying to convey there?

>>78945491

What's the source of OP's pic? Tried image searching.

>>78945491
>Two modern day snake oil salesmen ramble for an hour to the delight of others

Joe is alright sometimes because he took one too many kicks to the noggin and earnestly believes his crazy bullshit. Alex is a shifty faggot who is an adult version of "That one kid" and will yell literally anything if he thinks it will earn him a scrap of attention.

Eddie Bravo better be honorary co-guest.

>>78946329
Is this dude dressed like Colombo on purpose?

>>78947375
He always has the who's farted look. The globalists are farting in his face non-stop

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>>78948560
He is. Joe said as much on the fight companion where Edgy comes dangerously close to debating the Earth is flat

>>78946036
Lenny Bruce wasnt funny

>>78948818
kek I'll have to listen to that one

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1481780514178.webm

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1481617730679.webm

I want Joe to piss in Alex's ass

>>78946643
>1 year ago

really made my mental hamster wheel squeak

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>>78945538
>t. queer

>>78945709

he's an entertainer you uptight retard

Alex Jones is a literal, yes LITERAL snake oil salesman, and people take him seriously. I don't understand it.

>>78946643
THA MAYAN-STREEEEM MEEDEOR

>Joe have you ever opened a pickle jar? There's a POP joe, a POP!
>Yeah man I tried to open a pickle jar and my third was just opened and- jamie pull up those pickle jars- man one of those pops can just take your arms right off

>>78945776
True, but Alex Jones at least has a citation for everything he claims. Rogan is going to be sitting there scrambling for "that youtube video"

>>78948658
It's a kike

>>78946111
sup Trump

>>78952629
>Alex Jones can asspull weblinks from other nutjobs

>>78946643
Who is giving this guy views anyway? I don't know anybody who talks about him besides the occasional thread making fun of his accent

>>78952499

he's funny and brings a lot of energy to his show, it's fine if you disrespect what he's saying or his fans or infowars but you cant deny that guy does earn his money

>>78946341
Pussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGNWbRr5F-M

>>78952915
Earns his money by being le epic water filter and brain pill man. He's a complete and total joke, a little sperg who is incapable of having rational conversations, full of emotion and no logic or reason.

I can't believe anyone takes a word of what he says seriously.

>>78952906
If you believe that then you have never listened to him. His favorite thing to do is quote MSM back at them.

So is Edgy Brah going to be on this as well? Might be the greatest podcast of all time if that happens.

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>ywn hit the weed pipe with Joe Rogan and Alex Jones

JDIMSA

>>78952593
top kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN_VBc98dzg

>>78945709
>he doesn't know Alex Jones is one of the greatest actor of our time

>enormous number of people genuinely pro-Trump

/pol/ memeshit is a cancer

So the water merchant and the weedman finally come face to face.

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>>78953215
This is a thread about Joe Rogan and Alex Jones

>>78953215
Shut up ctr shill

>>78953333
kek has spoken!

>>78953333
He isn't running against anyone now. Stop complaining about Clinton. She's dead and gone.

People genuinely hate Trump because he's a fucking retard.

>>78953333
Wow, you sure showed him.

>>78952593
spot on

>>78946154
why can't American comedians handle heckling?

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

>ALPHA BRAIN
>SHROOMTECH
>KRILL & MCT OIL
>PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

>Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

>>78953454
>why doesnt everyone cater to snowflake faggots who think literally everything is about them
Sweden pls go, and stay go

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>>78945491

Is Joe rogan podcast actually worth watching?

A friend of mine is really into mma and watches Joe rogans podcast religiously and takes him pretty seriously.

>>78946469

Keep telling yourself that

>>78953570
Depends on the guest imo. Avoid anything with Bryan Callen and Duncan Trussell.

>>78945491
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

[YouTube] Fear Factor - Theme Music (embed) [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard

>>78953017

Americans are that dumb

>meeting of the minds
>alex jones is there

>>78952431
>>78953175
>h-he's just pretending!

>>78945538
>im a twink for the cenk

>>78953458
comfiest pasta

>>78953017
but he hates liberals and loves trump therefore he's a good guy and hilary can't open pickle jars lad

>>78953570
no its pretty much joe rogan trying to come off as smart for 3 hours, the copypastas are 100% accurate

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Never forget!

He said it was going to be ep911 but he is only on 908

>>78945491
OH SHIT?

HOYPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>78953017
You probably just parrot what you heard on TYT, I hear people say 'snake oil! snake oil' nobody has ever had a actual problem with his products. They just 'heard' they were bad from Youtube comments or some shit.

>>78945491
Holy shit. I'm actually more excited about this than the Superbowl

>>78954269
>nobody has ever had a actual problem with his products
because they don't do anything

>>78946044
dude they're buds in RL. it's not like this is their first time meeting

>>78954390
nootropics is a real thing, they obviously aren't extremely effective or as effective as marketed but they are real

its funny that both joe and alex sell them

Here's how it would go without Eddie Bravo:

Stream starts, Joe Rogan starts talking about how crazy this is and that the people were demanding an episode like forever. They'll shoot the shit for a few minutes, talk about how they met, and then Joe will ask Jones what he thinks about the whole banning the muslims thing and Trump. Jones says something about taking back America from the globalists. Rogan will ask Jones if he really thinks there's a globalist conspiracy, Jones will say yes, then Joe will talk about the need to really not be cunts and how amazing the world would be. Jones will retort with, this is a family show, excuse me I let you finish. Then there's a minute of silence and Joe will ask if Alex has seen that video of a bear riding a snowboard "pull that up jamie" and Alex will talk about growing babies in cows.

>>78955719
100% realistic lmao

>>78955719
Alex Jones pauses their conversation to advertise his brain pills only to be interrupted by Joe Rogan shilling his MCT oil.

>>78945529
Both sets of men are degenerate freemasons, so it's okay to compare them I guess.

>>78955816
Maybe they exchange brain pills just for a goof.

>>78946044
>he thinks Joe is the reasonable one.

I'm no Alex Jones fan, but don't act like Rogan is anything other than some retarded faggot who believes every other thing he hears and thinks DMT is magic.

>>78945674
rogan isnt alt right lol. Jones is ironically liked by alt right but definitely taken seriously by a lot of people.

>>78953644
Alex is at least capable of semi-coherence. Rogan just gets high and watches monkeys on Youtube.

>>78955931
Not defending Jones, but despite him being an entertainer of sorts much of the shit he says is true, despite being kinda twisted. They literally do grow babies in cows. Trump did win in a landslide. There is a globablist push for world domination.