>Peter...

>>78944456
Its ok to like boys.

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>There's a campsite full of kikes who might not think you're so fucking funny. Not when they're putting out the flames out on their children's backs.
jesus christ, ritchie.

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>>78945661

>>78944456
I find these threads doubly funny knowing that he was a cunt to work with in real life.

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>Don't forget, Michelangelo, we're painting a memorial in the kitchen for the Third Reich, got it?

>>78945934

Cliff Robertson?

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>>78944456
>Kill them. Kill them all Peter.

>>78946133
KEKD

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>>78944456

>>78946141
yep. Brian De Palma talks about directing him in a doc. apparently he kept deliberately sabotaging his screen partner's takes by messing with their eye-lines, giving flat or line readings and generally being a dick.

Can we nazify some new scenes at least?

>Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite.
>Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth.
>Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes.
>Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

>>78944456
"Nigger nigger nigger kike kike kike"

wow wtf Raimi?????????

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>"Your uncle was quite the ladies man in his day. I thought he'd never notice me, I made the extra effort. Your uncle sure did love eating out, and he also loved food!"

I never got this line as a kid, but looking back.... damn

>>78947680
>werehouse

jej

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>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate, steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

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>>78944456
>... I mean little Adolf. Have you ever wondered where did you get this nickname?

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>>78948132

kek

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>>78947825

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>>78948132

>no day of the rope edit

For shame /tv/

>>78948132
One of the best parts of raimikino

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>>78948764

>>78948872
Cringed

>>78947689
No fun fag

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Someone got the heil odin heil hitler one?