Are you rated to repair the M3 tactical helmet, anon!?

Oh god no. I have no idea what an N4 technical omelette is

My name is Isaac Schrader, and I say kill 'em all!

>>78942386
>actually letting your top drill instructor demote himself to Private so he can live out some retarded war hero fantasy

This guy was an idiot

My name is Ballsack Shredder and you can go fix it yourself.

>>78942386
It just requires more minerals, sir!

>>78942455
>retarded war hero fantasy

Except for the part where he was the one who captured the Brain.

GODDAMN BUGS WHACKED US JOHNNY!!!!

>>78942496
Being lucky doesn't count

>>78942455
In the army during WW2, your drill sergeant was also with you in combat

It builds morale

>>78942416
Then why did you order your man to remove his helmet during a live shitpost exercise!?

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>>78942510
>lucky

>>78942386
>Bet he felt like a jackass when Johnny got promoted to Colonel

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>>78942416
u make me laugh anon

>buying German engineered helmets

Rico never learned from his mistake
>He removes piece of arachnid that pierced through Dizzy, despite not being trained/qualified for medical stuff
He ensured her death. Smh

>>78942632
Actually never thought about that, she probably had a good chance of living if he wouldn't have ripped that shit out.

>>78942632
If he'd left her there her corpse would have been raped to pieces by horny bugs. She desered better than that

>>78942890
He means that Rico pulled the arachnids leg out of Dizzys stomach and that he probably shouldn't have because it could have formed some kind of plug preventing blood from escaping at a velocity which eventually would render her dead.

>>78942683
>>78942632
He just wanted an extra hole

>>78942977
He's mobile infantry, they're not paid to think

>>78942987
Oh but those extra holes aren't of any use

>>78942995
MI DOES THE DYING FLEET JUST DOES THE FLYING

SOMEBODY POST CARMEN WEBMS

>>78942560
Sir, I wanted to meme, sir!

Why do the MI rifles lack proper sights? Aside from the optic equipped ones

>>78943088
>>78943088
>>78943088

Anon does the dying, Mods just do the flying.

>>78943268
You dont really need sights in an action movie. Also the bugs were fuck huge and could only really kill you in a melee, so hip firing seemed to be an OK strategy.

>>78942587
He and Zim saw the potential in Johnny hence only flogging him rather than kicking him out of boot camp.

Would his helmet have protected him even if he was wearing it?

>>78943401
No, he got shot straight in the face

>>78943268
iirc their helmets were supposed to be equipped with some kind of inbuilt hud but this proved to cause glare and obscured the actors vision so they decided against it.

>>78943396
Here son, bite down on this. It Helps... I know.

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>>78943334
Pepe does the crying

>>78943356
But Barney Stinson said to aim for the nerve cluster, to put them down quickly. Instead of ~3 people emptying whole clips at a single bug, just a burst will kill it.

>>78943334
Have you filed that flying with moot there hothead?

>>78943401
>>78943422

tbqh i could see it go down the same way irl

>>78943471
Easy for him to say, he's fucking psychic. You try hitting that nerve cluster on the battlefield

>>78943471
You're assuming these people are highly trained, which they aren't. They most likely knew training any soldier past the basics was nearly a waste of time considering the death rate.

>>78943471
THEY'RE MI NOT SPECIAL FORCES

>>78943401
It would be extremely painful

>>78943568
underage detected

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>>78943568

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>>78943568
Look me in the eyes... I wanna see the lights go out.

>>78943569
>>78943565
>>78943523
But the protip was televised/streamed; it's impossible for the mobile infantry to not know that

>>78943699
whats wrong with hius eyes wtf

>>78943725
>he thinks the bugs threw the asteroid

kek

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>>78943725

Is this kino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-97DMohl6o

>>78943813
Not really

>>78943615
For who?

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>>78942386

>>78942977
This is a general trope that always annoys the absolute fuck out of me in movies
Everytime somebody gets stabbed/impaled/shot/whatever, and they're first response is to fucking PULL IT OUT despite being nowhere near proper medical treatment. Just leave that shit alone goddammit

>>78944000
t. ambulance EMT or some shit

For most people reacting under stress, seeing someone get stabbed = bad, ergo removing the stabbing implement must be helpful.

>>78944039
only for a retard from Africa like you

>>78944039
pretty sure at this point every non-retard knows not to remove things from wounds.

>>78943906
For Breckenridge

>>78943906
For Ferelden

>>78942386
is that A Sack Trader?

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Y- you killed unkhule Heank?

>>78942460
I was having a bad day but this comment made me laugh
thank you anon