what will his last words be?

bazinga

rey... I am your father

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>>78941865

Removing Palpatine was a mistake

Fly you fools

"Rey... a great evil awaits... the Bogdanoffs... remember that name... I must go now... may the Force be with you always..."

>>78941865
>FUCK TRUMP

Snoke is Plagueis

>>78941865
Tell leia that....oh never mind

I never went to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

>>78941865
"My force ghost will look much thinner and younger:

Bury me in President Binks tomb.

>I've got bad feeling about this...

>>78941865
Give chewie a hug from me

>>78941910
Why didn't the jedi just fly the x-wings into the Chancellor's office?

>>78941865
>Fuck Donald Trump and fuck white people

Save Martha

>>78941865
Fascism always makes a return. You must never stop being vigilant for even a moment lest history repeats itself again.

>>78941865
I will always be...

your good friend...

*dies*

'member the good times and shit?

>>78941900
I know that this is exactly what will happen and it pisses me off. Even Lucas wasn't that bad with his poetry bullshit.

Republic of China owns the mainland

There is another Skywalker.

>>78941865
>EPISODE 10 WILL BE ABOUT A LONE SCAVENGER ON A DESERT PLANET WHO REALIZES THEY ARE GREATER THAN THEY KNOW
>THEY SEEK OUT A JEDI MASTER NAMED REY TO TRAIN THEM AGAINST A SINISTER NEW EMPIRE

>>78941865
Sheev did nothing wrong, I should never have listened to the Jews!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gas... all... the Toydarians
Jesus Christ, Johnson

BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>>78941865
Kylo Ren is your brother.

>>78941911
i keep seeing this, can someone give me a snappy summary?

>>78941865
Rey... remember... he... will not... divide us...

>>78944750
This

>>78941865
Please fist Mara Jade when I'm gone.

>>78941865
>Rey... you need to finish your training... but remember... don't screw up... we can't let this year get any worse than this

>>78944862
>everyone from all sides was calling that video racist
Feels good

>>78944750
.... Mmmmhhhghh... Quite pungent, this one ....

>>78941865
>Remember, Rey, that life's a piece of shit,
when you look at it.

>>78941865
Hillary 2020.

>>78944798
Don't you mean a "rundown"?

>Kylo.. you're the only one who can save them
or something to that effect.

>>78941865
At least I don't have to live in Trump's America!

>>78946081
>Rey - in my isolation I studied the force
>Both the dark side and the light side, I experienced it all on my own
>I have realized that there is an ultimate truth
>That death itself can die, that people can be brought back from the void!
>I tried, oh god how I tried, Rey
>I wanted to save them all, my padawans, my friends who I watched die, even my father.
>But I was too weak, even with all my abilities I couldn't do it
>I thought it was hopeless, no one person would be able to achieve it
>The rank above Jedi Master
>Jedi God.
>But then I met you, Rey
>You have given an old man hope. The things I've seen you do..
>You managed to defeat me in a spar after only your first month
>Your abilities with the force are unprecedented in all the Jedi archives
>Continue my work Rey! You will be the first Jedi God!

>>78941865
>"I failed you Ben. I'm sorry."

>>78941865
>I failed Rey, you truly are the last hope

>>78947635
>100 episodes of filler later and everyone and their mum is a jedi god
>rey is jedi god level 4 and spends all her time training in the afterlife

>>78947824
>You are Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi™

>Rey, it's okay to kiss other girls. But not aliens. Humanity needs to stand together now more than ever. Well, bye

>>78941900
No, Rey you are my father.

>>78941865
>Rey you must fulfil your destiny as Episode 9: Return of the Last Jedi.

>>78947886
>Ah remember the BB-8 arc?
>Yeah! I can't believe a droid was able to obtain Jedi God!
>I can't believe he was able to foil another of Snoke's cunning plans.

>>78941865
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?

"Find Jar-Jar. He is the last Jedi"

>"R-Rey... stop.... stop Trump!"

>>78941865
>You're a good friend

>>78941865
"I have to go now...my planet needs me"

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>Please look at my medical alert bracele.....

J J Abrams just finished the script for The Force Awakens and passes it around to all the actors. After they look over their parts, Mark Hamill takes J J aside and says "Can I have a word?"

>>78941865

Kylo Ren never told you what happened to your father.

>>78941865
>the force with be with you, always

And then the theater will break out into autistic hooting and clapping.

>>78948338
POO IN THE LOO

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>THE SUCC! IT'S TOO MUCH! IT'S

>>78948224
lol! more like "the force cracks me up"!

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A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to confess...

Not really

>>78941865
And they shall remember me as DISNEY'S STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII: THE LAST JEDI™.

When 65 years old you reach, look as good you... might if you take decent care of yourself.