What did he mean by this?

>>78940383
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

>>78940402
>only 4channers watched The Dark Knight Rises

Like I didn't already love Ramsay. Goddamnd the man is based.

>>78940383

fake and gay,

like OP.

MEME NICE AND HOT

>>78940506
There is a 0.00% chance that anyone would quote this scene outside of meme context. It's completely forgettable for the uninitiated

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Dr. Pavel, I'm Nike.

>>78940383
Chef Scalfani, I'm Gordon Ramsay.

>>78940633

>what do I do with my hands?

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GOLDAR?

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>mfw watching Gordon's youtube recipe one-offs

This shit is super comfy, Gordon is actually acting chill and displaying his genuine love of the craft, and every so often he brings in his qt daughter to help out.

...But every time he goes "PAN NICE AND HOT" I can't help but crack up thanks to you motherfuckers.

>>78940383
>FIRST ONE TO COOK A RIZOTO GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT
>HE DIDN'T COOK SO GOOD
>WHO HIRED YOU TO BE A FUCKING DONKEY?
>LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A 'IRED COOK

>>78940633
>Dark colours
>Bright red trainers

Why is he dressing like a teenager?

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>No one cared who I was until I gave back my Michelin stars.

>>78940813
>THE FIRE'S RISING YOU IDIOT SANDWICH, LOWER THE GODDAMN HEAT

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>>78940902
You don't get to bring pikeys.

>>78940383
MEME

NICE AND HOT

>>78940624
>It's completely forgettable for the uninitiated
It really isn't, it caused ton of hilarity when the movie came because of how bad it was, though you have a point in that no one remembers it anymore. Though it's silly to think this meme hasn't spread out of here.

THIS RECIPE LISTS BEANS, THIS CREME, ROSEMARY HERE, BUT ONLY ONE BEEF STEW

FIRST ONE TO COOK GETS TO STAY ON MY KITCHEN

>>78941046
If I turned up the heat, would it fry?

>>78941214
It would be extremely well-done

>>78940902
>Noone cared who I was until I started using Knorr™ Stock Pots

>December 12
>implying /tv/ wouldn't have been spamming this a million times if it were real

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I ain't no hothead chef

fake news

RAW

>>78940383
>hands inside pants
he can't even meme right

>>78940383
>@ 9/11

HEAD

NICE AND HOT

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>>78940383
You're a raw pizza.

>>78941384
>he didn't fry so good

>>78941271
au ju.

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>>78940699

>>78940383
BABY

DEAD AND COLD

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>>78940663
I would pay a lot of money to see Jack tear Gordon a new one.

>>78942298
2
HEAPING
TABLESPOONS

>>78942298
More Jack please

TELL ME ABOUT THE SPAGHETTI
HOW MUCH IS IN THE BIN

>>78940633
>jamie oliver.jpg

lmao

>>78940911

Underrated.

>>78940633
>50 year old man
>Dresses like a Manc teenager

>>78941033
The plane scene is memorable outside of meme context but CIA's appearance isn't.

>>78941033
>>It really isn't, it caused ton of hilarity when the movie came because of how bad it was,

Yeah, just look at those RT and Metacritic and IMDB scores! Normals thought it was awful too XD


YoU HavE TO go BacK

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4172956/ITV-set-replace-News-Ten-Gordon-Ramsay.html

NEW GORDON KINO COMING

>The Nightly Show is part of a three-programme deal Ramsay has signed with ITV.

>The TV chef will also star in a new daytime cookery competition show, Culinary Genius, and front a 'hard-hitting' prime-time documentary series.

>>78941957
very nice

>>78941743
Did he really bully that pizza out of existence? That shit looks good

>>78940699
10/10 Filename

>>78940872
>trainers

Kek git out fagit

>>78940711
He always has some bullshit rare ingredients and pretends they're available around the corner

>>78941300
fucking kek

DR.OLIVER
IM HELLS KITCHEN

>>78944622
>He doesn't have a creme fraiche tree in his backyard

>>78940872
>trainers
Fuck off britcuck

>>78940624
>for the uninitiated
Shieeet KEK

>>78940624
But we are initiated. Aren't we, Bruce?

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Appropriate banner

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>>78945838
What did you do anon?

>>78941033
no Baneposting came from here

I've talked to people that watched the movie that don't even remember a single line from the opening scene

>>78940872
doesn't everyone in Britain dress this way

>>78944622
>he doesn't have some of the frankincense that baby Jesus of Nazareth was given in a 2,000 year old burlap sack to season his omelettes with

>>78942877
Please don't, I just ate

>>78940624

but we are initiated, aren't we anon?

>>78942298

I don't know what it is but I can never stomach watching his Youtube videos.

But webms are like a trainwreck. I cannot look away.

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>>78946181
>>78946362

>>78945838
hey there gypsy

>>78946011

audibly keked

>>78946465

I think covering it all with cheese made it a 100 times worse

>>78944622
Eh, the only one I found to be a head-scratcher so far was that Star Anise he's so hung up about, he's had that in two or three of them now. There's always substitutions for that kind of stuff though.

>>78942298
What is he meant to be making here? Is this part of a wider recipe? Is it for jacket potatoes or something?

BIG GUY C'MERE. NOW FUCK OFF MY PLANE.

>>78946465
What the fuck is this shit

>>78946754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>78946465
WHY

What the fuck why wuld you MAKE THIS

Why EAT IT

WHAT

>>78944420
>>78944893
He's British so chances are he calls them trainers too

fuck off cunts and stop butchering our language

>>78946465
Well I already puked in my mouth as soon as he put pineapple on a stove. Warm fucking pineapple who thinks of that shit.

>>78941033
LITERALLY the only people who ever reply back "for you" visit 4chan, albeit most of them end up being /b/tards

>>78946465

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>I don't understand how it can taste so sweet

Well maybe because you put a fucking huge amount of whipped cream and jell-o in there you fat fuck.

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>>78942877

Any preference?

>>78942298
>slap chop

>>78947211

post them all alphabetically pls

>>78947211
>swamppie

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>>78947232

too much work

>>78947257

do you not have 4chan X? just select all the files

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>>78947255

Vague one are always fun because I don't remember why I named them

>>78944622

>He doesn't have Pan, nice and hot.

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>>78946465
>he actually ate that thing

>>78940633
>mfw I wear those trainers in black and wear roughly the same size jeans

Oh god they look fooking massive, I knew it.

>>78946465
whats the point of cutting the cream cheese if your just going to put the whole fucking in it

>>78940383
Fake and gay. Baneposting is dead.

>>78947257
he seems to be struggling trying to pull his pork

>>78945838
>USING ORANGE IN 2017 BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meme, nice and shit!

>>78940633
my boy gordon look like he bout to drop Mansion Musick II

>>78946465
I still don't understand why some people think cooking requires at least 10 ingredients.

3-4, that's all you fucking hell I saw him pour that shit in a pan

this is sick

>>78942298

I have one of those onion slicer things, fucking saves loads of time.

>>78946942

>not liking hot pineapple fritters

Jesus Christ, Anon.

what a qt :3
https://youtu.be/bICuYNfachY?t=4m18s

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Mrs. May, I'm POTUS

>>78947474

UUUU

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>>78946465

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CAUSE THE EYE OF THE RANGER ARE UPON YOU

Post more power stance pls

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>>78940624
But we are initiated. Aren't we, anon? Members of the leagueofshadows.

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>>78942298
Why does he get rid of the Queen Bean?

>>78945693
>Member's Offtelig Offshadows
What did he mean by this?

>>78947211
>those icons
What the hell are you doing, lad?

Does anyone have a link to that british lady cooking?

All I remember is that she thanked "Furiously Masturbating Nigger" for commenting on her videos.

>>78947257

>muh strength in cooking

fucking lmfao

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>>78949294

i don't know its how my shit pc saves weebms

>>78944622
What? You can buy most of the spices he uses from the grocery store. Any well-stocked kitchen should have at least coriander, thyme, sage, basil and rosemary.

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>>78949406

Kay's Good Cooking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA&

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Media Preview- Babel Soft

>>78949471
>>78949550

>>78949471
I still can't work out what he cuts himself on

>>78949588
the fish mate

>>78949521
Post the one with the undercooked chicken.

>>78947330
nice to see my nugga, it's been a while.

>>78949588
He readjusts his hand and thumb fucks the bottom corner of the knife

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>>78942298
that actually looked okay for the first 24 seconds

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>>78949550

i actually like the way it is, never know which jack you're gonna get

>>78949705
lets see

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>>78949814

Lets try again

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>>78949521
>oil is cold as ice

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>>78949854

funny thing is i know it isn't jackchicken.webm

>>78946465
I'd eat it

>>78940984
>not HEAD NICE AND HOT

>>78941300
Lmao

>>78947185
I feel nauseous. It just wouldn't stop. Should've stopped at the Jello. And, how in the fuck is that a "Salad"?!?!

>"""""""""""salad""""""""""

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>>78949933
i was about to get up and make some food but thats honestly revolting. How does he manage to make even normal things look disgusting everytime?

>>78940711
PAN
NICE AND HOT

>>78947185
Fucking hell America

>>78940952
I'm as right wing as it gets but the way he responded to that pikey complaining cuck was not fair.

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>>78949521
>not a single oil bubble

>>78949854
I bet that lime made all the difference

>>78941033
normies laughed at "For you" and they thought "The fire rises" was cool and that was about it. The entire rest of the scene, including the power stance means nothing to them.

>>78949521
Hold on she put straight ground beef in? No seasoning...That must've tasted like ass

>>78946465
Faggot isn't even cooking, he just opens cans/boxes and empties the contents in a pot. He makes a burger in one of his vids, even the frikkin bread crumbs came from a can! I've seen better cooking by college students, this is just childish.

>>78949854
that actually looks pretty good desu

>>78947257
Is this footage of the new Wolverine movie?

>>78948022
you can do so much with just good olive oil and seasoning salt

>>78949854
Why did he put a canned prolapse in there?

>>78948489
how is he so jacked? seems like a good dad. making daughters great again

>Uhh you don't get to bring sous chefs
>They were trying to overcook your scallops, they work for the mercenary, the spaghetti man
>CHEF MIKE?
>Get them onboard I'll check the beef wellington

Its fucking raw

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>>78946465
>>78942298
>>78947257
>>78947282
>>78949521
>>78949471
>>78949854
>>78949933

this man has almost 300,000 subscribers

>>78951202
I laughed out loud

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>>78940902
>>78940952
I wish /tv/ was into Marco, he's based as fuck


>that time when he refused to shake that gay guys hand

Fucking keked so hard

>>78948362

Not quicker than a knoife

>>78940624
>first shot is a man in elementary school-core clothing in a power stance in front of a plane
>forgettable

>>78951697
Knorr stockpot is GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb6Hje6IVx0

>>78941686
>>78941771
Underrated

>>78947282
can someone provide a transcript of what he is saying here, i must know

>>78940952
>>78951697
>Chef, we need you to manufacture some controversies to create drama on our cooking show. Can you disrespect a gay and use a slur that 99% of the world has never heard of?

>I will do this...but understand that there are consequences...I will deal with you in my own time

>>78951631
He also made a BBQ sauce that's sold at walmart, I think it's just corn syrup, gelatin, and liquid smoke

I love cooking threads but it's seriously lacking new material. Jack webms don't even phase me anymore.

>>78951697
>>78951745
>>78951831
Also this is the scene I'm on about

https://youtu.be/b7h3PPpK9s4

He's pretty intimidating desu

>>78949406
>Furiously Masturbating Nigger
fucking sauce

>>78951987
>tries to sell a % of his "company" to Matthew McCounaghey's brother and a bunch of other Texans
>Gets shown up in a BBQ competition
>Cries when they accuse him of caring more about the popularity than food

https://vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

>>78952102
I wonder if anyone remembers this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

>>78946747
>he only one I found to be a head-scratcher so far was that Star Anise he's so hung up about
I actually have that in my cupboard. Anyone who cooks should have a wide selection of spices.

>>78950175
no one eats this kind of thing. its just as bizarre to us

>>78952410
Sure, kid

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>>78942298
Didn't ja/ck/ accidentally spill the beans on himself about almost chocking his son to death because he found out he smoked weed?

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>tfw the horrible pasta sauce recipe video got removed

>>78952196
ARRRGHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFGGHHHHUUGHH
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID FUCK

>>78947185
>cream cheese, whipped cream, jello and grated cheese
>this is considered a salad in america

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>>78940699
Hey I got that one saved too.

>>78952162
kek what is this.hes fun
>youll do

>>78940383
>not I'm OBE

>>78940383
where is this actual post on facebook

>>78949521
ICE COLD

>>78940624
>It's completely forgettable for the uninitiated
I agree. I nor my friend remembered the plane scene at all. It wasn't until I heard about the meme that I knew it existed.

I only saw TDKR once.

>>78947211
jackza and the egg ones please

>>78941033
>>78951719
>>78958946
UNINITIATED SPOTTED

>>78940911
>YOU FUCKING DONKEY, THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE! BLOODY HELL!

>>78949521
PAN
NICE AND COLD

>>78949471
download icaros