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>>78937089
stop posting pics of mikes huge peepee

TEN

>>78937089
He tweeted a pic of his huge dick

pretty good. James' movie reviews are way better than the game ones, even though i really like them too

RLM beats cinemassacre imo but i still like it

>>78937187
RLM is more talented at comedy. Cinemassacre is just a bunch of buddies riding the nostalgia wave.

How did Mike's dick become a meme?

>>78937257
Soneone accused mike of having a small dick on twitter. Mike responded back with a dick pic, you can google it. His dick was next to a ruler measured at about 9-10 inches. He deleted but someone screen-capped it. Then it became meme

>>78937313
i just googled it and founda screenshot of the tweet

but that cant be real can it?

>>78937387
most likely not but that does not stop teens and other childish fucks from believing it

there is a small chance it's real because mike is not exactly an intellectual

>>78937387
>>78937431
Same ruler is in seen his tweets
https://twitter.com/Mike_Matei/status/822056623053086720

>>78937387
It's real. Huge penis too

>>78937460
what if it's actually bootsy's dick?

Most of their content fucking sucks and Mike is a charisma black hole.

Also they need to stop bringing that fucking annoying bald faggot on

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>>78937089
>tfw you find out Mike wrote nearly all of the classic nerd jokes

>>78937431
>mike is not exactly an intellectual
Never post on /tv/ again, faggot

if Mike's actually gifted then why doesn't he do some porn on the side for extra money?

>>78937558
but he's a retard, retard

Are there any actually good movie youtubers?

>>78937583
Christ Suckmann

what a kino expert

>>78937599

how does this guy have so many subs

his videos are just gay fucking vlogs

he is like the embodiment of the worst of youtube

>>78937543
I stopped following bald bootsy because of the flood of liberal political tweets

>>78937625
the few reviews of his that I've watched have all been very shallow, even I could write better reviews and I have no real talent

>>78937625
hes this generations Nostalgia Critic. NC has become too cringy for the kids today

>>78937089
>Be Mike
>Make video of your buddy as the nerd who hates bad games
>Buddy is totally not really into games beside that NES he had as a kid
>He gets super Internet famous
>Really doesn't want to do it
>Angry as fuck cuz YOU do enjoy games
>Keep trying to shoehorn yourself into the videos
>People still don't like you
>Buddy rrrrreally wants to stop so he can focus on his love of CINEMA
>shitty monster movies and dracula and the lake monster shit.
>LE KINO EXPERIENCE
>Still be Mike
>Want those Jewbucks from the Jewtube badly
>Do solo videos
>TFW you're just unlovable as fuck.
>Still keep trying.

>>78937679

it seems like one of those cunts who just takes the temperature of people who like super hero movies and star wars and just goes with their opinions. people really like being validated about their shit tastes.

I stopped watching after their Shin Godzilla review was so underwhelming.

>>78937722
>mess up in some old ass video game
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING SHIT FUCK
>hahahahaha pee poo haha dookie

Mature Mike

>>78937854
>Mike the fans want to see us talk about non Nintendo stuff
>FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>Here's Sonic The Hedgehog 2, a very popular Genesis game.
>Sigh.. fuck it I'm not gonna act excited here.
>Come on Mike, I know you don't like anything non Nintendo but at least try to fake it.
>NO! I dont liek poopy sega genesis ;_;
>Jesus Mike you're in your 30s act as an adult.
>I don't wanna ;_;

>>78937089
I heard Mike Matei has a really big dick.

>>78938095

Nonono that quote was miss quoted, they said "Mike IS a really big dick."

BROAWN BRICKS

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God I wish that was me

>>78938198
she's with him only because of his dick, the moment she finds a decent guy with more money she will settle down with them and have kids

I like it when it's just James talking about movies, but AVGN and anything with Mike in it degenerates the humor to something only a 10 year old would find funny.

>>78938198
Who's the trannie?

>>78938250
I agree it's obvious she is only in it because she wants to ride his dick. His personality is boring.
Not a bad deal for Mike tho... He gets laid daily and doesn't have to have kids

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Who /stalker/ here? Anybody know where Mike lives?

>>78938198

is that Cosmo?

>>78938198
Wow, that's quite the 6.7/10 he's got there.

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>>78938805
>>78938368
Please don't bully her. She's so cute.

>>78938824
she talks about sucking his dick in this one 56min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnLH4747Ky0

>tfw no 10 inch uncut dick and 7/10 qt size queen

>>78938914
You must be really boring person to be with

>Mike

Cinemassacre's own Spoony

IT'S LIKE YOU GET TO PLAY THE GAME ON A CEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEE

>>78937253
TBF, they kinda started the whole internet review thing. While not the best, they certainly defined the genre.... My god. I just used talked about internet reviewers like they matter. Bye guys, gotta KMS.

>>78938914
>OMG A COUPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP MADE A JOKE RELATED TO DICK SUCKING

>FUCK I'M SO LONELY AND WILL NEVER TALK TO A GIRL

>>78937679
I could write better reviews for movies I haven't even seen.

what was the ultimate mike kino and why was it
>MINEYCRAFTA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AzWSAMzIx4

fucking GOAT it is even better than i remembered it

James and Mike both seem like they never graduated from Middle school

>>78940666
I'm still amazed that this exists.

>>78940666
what was he thinking when he made that?