Is this a valid solution to the No Singles Policy?

>>78931630
a final solution, i daresay

I wonder how much people actually use those or how often they have to buy those because weirdos are too busy fapping on them in the theater.

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>ywn be azn

>>78931675
It's possible they stay in the plastic bags

>>78931630
>convinced your people are literally divine
>american piggu should bend to the Rising Sun
>go to war with subhuman American shit
>they eventually come to your home country, attack it with the most devestating weapon ever seen, occupy your country, force your god to admit he's only human, rape your women, and dismantle your military so badly you aren't allowed to have one anymore
>your once proud culture of bushido and honor now consists of men who jack off into used panties and watch school girl cartoons

Holy shit WW2 fucked these people up.

>>78931946
>beijing china

>>78931946
>watching Hacksaw Ridge and the Sepukku scene
>wonder how there can be vnding machines with used panties in them

I thought my life was shit, but I'm glad I'm not disappointing thousands of years of previous generations

I once was skipping work for a temporary xmas job I picked up as a teenager. I couldn't let my mother know I was taking the day off so I couldn't come home and had to kill about 8 hours in the city centre.
I decided to watch a showing of Bee movie (best choice at the time) and was happy to find the theatre completely empty. That was until a group of maybe 20 under ten year olds and one parent entered after the previews and one by one sat on the same row as me until the last one sat down next to me.

I think they thought I was lonely or something.

I was

>>78932000

The Japanese have been drawing porn and doing fuck all for thousands of years.

Much hasn't changed, except maybe the birth rate.

>>78931710
Thank god

>>78931630
I already bought this fucking falcon though

>>78931630
Why don't you just get a gf? I finally asked a girl out and have been dating her for 7 months now. It's so easy lol you just have to ask

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>>78931946

>>78931946

No the real sad part besides teasing japan that I just thought about is we need to speed the unfucking of their army/navy get them back into fighting shape if we're going to keep china in their place.

>>78931946
That's what happens when you mix capitalism and atheism

>>78933465

>not flying up and using an atomic bomb

well thats fucking wasted animation

>>78933453
>Just be yourself :^)

Thanks Chad.

>>78933681

I think it was an attempt at irony using japanese anime tropes to fuck japan up.

>>78933705
believe it or not it works

nobody demands perfection, and if they do, they're not worth you (or a perfect Chad for that matter)

>>78931630
Just take your falcon, literally exactly what they are for

I'll be going to an American theater during my visit for a conference in s month and wanted to know if I should shave before the penis inspection.

Americans seem to expect a bald pelvis in their porn, so i'm wondering if it'll be required for enjoying kino.

>>78931946
>Beijing

>>78933465
>U.S. is practically begging Japan to re-arm
At this point, Abe just seems to be trolling us.
>Oh so sorry America san, but you wrote our new constitution so we no fight. Ok, maybe we build another "Helicopter Destroyer".

>>78933890

I mean really if you could get away with being lazy knowing we would shield them and they don't really like us and that would mean we would die instead of them..what incentive do they have to re-arm besides the fact we accidentally built our next major enemy?

>>78931675
Is there a shot in End of Evangelion where it shows japs in a movie theater or was that from something else? Anyway there were faggot otaku bringing their body pillows in the movie theater during the 90s. It's only gotten worse.

>>78934134
>Japanese society is shit and expects you to give everything to it in return for fucking nothing
>it's the otakus fault when they decide to drop out of it

With gook work culture I don't blame anyone for being a neet and jacking off to anime

>>78931630
>No Singles Policy
How can that not be sued as racism/segregation?

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>>78931946
>Japs
>Not a bunch of sexual deviants since stone age
That's why I admire them.

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>>78931630
>But you still have to pay for the extra seat