That episode of Seinfeld where Elaine got jealous of Jerry's

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>>78930166
Welcome to the real world.

>getting tricked by a woman

lol!

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I understand why she was jealous though.

>>78930194
>amazing sense of humor
>keanu reeves level agelessness
>best (((wai-fu))) confirmed

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holy shit, elaine was such a bitch in this episode

I don't think she's even jewish, on the show or in real life.

>>78930351
>dreyfus
>non-jew

you stupid?

Her, Fran and Dee are top-tier sitcom girls.

>>78930398
Sorry I don't have my list of jewish surnames handy.

>>78930423
You should get your affairs in order then.

>>78930351
Anon she literally gave a speech tonight about how her father fled alt-right occupied France.

Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.

>>78930344
someone post *those* *spectacular* tits

>>78930447

>Dude every character in the show is a cunt. In fact, Elaine is probably the least harmful person in the show after Jerry.

SHUT -UP-! *shoves you out a window*

I want to be Elaine's good little bitch

>>78930315
the girlfriend was Teri Hatcher

>>78930315
I would chew off my own foreskin to marry her.

>>78930512
My girlfriend was your mom

>>78930482
Prove you're sponge worthy.

>>78930351
IRL she's jewish as fuck. In the show she isn't. Her last name is Benes. There's a whole episode about jewish men falling in love for her because she's NOT jewish.

>>78930544
why didn't she just take the pill

>>78930447
This. That's the point. They are all shit and they deserve each other. Kinda like Everybody Loves Raymond.

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What's the probability that he hit that?

>>78930578
anon also seems to miss the point that harmful characters are more entertaining

I'm always surprised by every seinfeld thread, almost all of you guys unanimously agree that this ugly bitch is very attractive.

she's fucking gross

>>78930601
does it count if all her orgasms were fake

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>>78930616
No anon you are the shit taste

>>78930603
Even with harmless characters what you laugh about is their weaknesses. When they screw up. The humor is found in the little harm they do.

>>78930616
Have you told your father yet? It gets better, anon.

>>78930616
She looks like crap on Seinfeld but she aged really well. On Veep especially she's a grade A milf

>>78930601
They made a deal to keep it a secret until one of them dies
Screencap this

>>78930166
She is just a realistic character. Nothing bad with that.

>>78930601
she was too old for him

why would you break up with someone because they have big fake boobs i don't get it

>>78930735
the 90s were time when fake breasts were going out of style and were seen as a relic of 80s porno

>>78930166
>breaks up with a guy because of his views on abortion

what a bitch

>>78930735
I don't think he planned on breaking up, he just needed to find out.

>>78930166
I think you have a slight, but common problem with women & jews; however, the worst character is the clown.
>dude I'm clumsy, random, and unkempt...lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH2Jg5soZig

>elaine shitting on uncut dicks

fucking jew writers, and fuck her.

>>78930735
Jerry breaks up with women over extremely minor trivialities all the time and you can't see him breaking up with a woman with fake breasts?

>>78930677
really? I have to pause seinfeld all the time to fap

>>78930423

If you didn't know her last name is Dreyfus, that's fair. If you were not aware that Dreyfus is a Jewish surname then you're seriously uneducated (or just didn't give a shit in history class).

>>78930166
>worse

>>78930836
not everyone takes american (israeli) history classes anon

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>>78930811
I'm not gay or jewish, but given a choice you can keep your elephant cock.

>>78930836
Jewish surnames are not a part of history class.

>>78930868
enjoy less pleasure for yourself and not being able to stroke the head without lube

>>78930836
Do Americans really spend their history classes learning Jewish surnames?

>>78930166
George is a worse human being. Not by much, though. Elaine is George if he was an attractive woman.

>>78930735

One of Jerry's ongoing character flaws is that he fixates on people's perceived, often trivial, faults to the point that he destroys his relationship with them. IIRC he didn't actually break up her with, he just became so obsessed with finding out whether her tits were real or not that she becomes insulted and dumps him. It's pretty much the plot of 50% of Jerry's stories (the other 50% involve his parents, Newman, or Kramer fucking him over somehow, he has the most boring plots of the show).

>>78930616
>>78930652
she's fucking perfect and reminds me of a GF i had when i lived in NYC. it hurts

>>78930879
enjoy thinking about how strangers on the internet masturbate as a way of personal-validation, dogdick

>>78930882
its 1/3 of our grade along with reciting the quran and learning common core math

>>78930735
jerry has broken up with women because they talk weird

>>78930857
>>78930871
>>78930882

It's actually French history, please educate yourselves. Have you guys really never studied legal history?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyfus_affair

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>>78930923
Sounds like you're in a good position because you can use your tears as lube.

>>78930882
It's the only thing covered between Ancient Greece and the Vietnam War.

>>78930930
That's a good reason, big boobs aren't

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>>78930939
>he's still thinking about me masturbating

flattered desu

>>78930930
He also broke up with a woman so he could keep talking weird.

>>78930811
Will uncut fags ever recover?

>>78930974
but i don't use anime pics anon

>George has a nice toupee
>actually looks good
>he's vibrant and confident, like a whole other man
>it triggers Elaine so she gives him shit all episode long then in the end grabs it and throws it away
He fucking paid for that shit, what fuck was her problem?

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>>78930999
as if it wasn't already obvious you were cancer

>>78931013
>what fuck was her problem?
She's a woman.

>>78931013
She's a terrible person and friend just like the guys. Like that time she was jealous bc George the loser was getting married before her.

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>>78931013
That pissed me off. She couldn't stand seeing George happy in any capacity.

>>78931013
she was based off of the shallow women that Larry and Jerry would fuck after doing standup

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>>78931013
>He WAS bald.

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>>78931110
>>78931134
>tfw the bum who picks up the toupee is uncle rico

The whole point of george's character is being a slow witted stocky bald man. That's why he decided to have sex with the portuguese waitress, why he stopped doing the opposite and why elaine threw away his wig and he never got a new one.

>>78931187
George was Woody Allen at first, but then he turned into Larry David.

>>78930560
Hehe Benes
zirgumzised benes? :DDDD

>>78930811
This isn't even a Jew thing, it's an American thing.
For some reason all Americans are cutfags.

>>78931219
Wasn't he always supposed to be Larry David it's just that the actor didn't know that at first?

>>78931181
nahh

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>>78931225
fuggg benes in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begena :-DDD

>>78931247
America is controlled by the jews.

>>78931013
Well he was being hypocritical because he wanted to break up with a women for being bald. Elaine obviously didn't like that.

But it's not like they had been dating for years and he was throwing it away over something so trivial. They had only just met, she wouldn't be devastated or suicidal if he didn't want to continue.

>>78931013
Women hate fake alphas. It makes them angry they could be fooled into having 'fake' alpha cum inside them.

This is why they hate any attempt of a man bettering himself.

How many girls are cheering on /fit/izens to get healthier? Or to work harder? Not a lot. Your guy friends might if you're lucky and surround yourself with good men, but women think that an alpha is born an alpha without work, effort or sacrifice.

QED

>>78931452
9/10, drop QED

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>tfw no 6' tall woman going braless

Even Jerry didn't get all autistic over her, she was perfect.

>>78930166
Why is the bottom half of her face melting?

>>78931780

good fucking tastes
unlike the elainefags in this thread, you got tastes

>>78931264
literally same actor

>>78930735
If they were really obviously fake it would bother me to no end.
Like the shitty, spherical-looking ones pornstars have

>>78931452
Don't be foolish. Unless you're talking about a drug habit or something, nobody wants anybody else to better themselves. You're on your own.

>>78932335
Nah ur retarded

Reminder that her family are literally members of the billionaire Jewish global elite.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A9rard_Louis-Dreyfus
Father's most notable good deed: donated $1M of his $3.4B fortune to voting rights charity. That's 0.03% of his wealth. What a hero.

>>78932651
it is though

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She was always in the way.

>>78932889
>Giving away your wealth

sure is christcuck in here

>>78932923
t. stingy jew

>>78930194
Julia is amazing.

Based kike

>>78933333
f u

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>>78933333

>>78932889
>voting rights charity
What did he mean by this?

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>>78930891

>>78930470
Don't.
Just don't.

>>78932889
>tfw he bought the tv show it's success by telling every rich person he knew to keep watching, and because of all the wealthy viewers it got renewed for a second season and took off from there

He just wanted her to have her own money and stop spending his

>>78930896

Man-hands, ugle toes and the superhero costume (where she seems to always be wearing the same exact clothes) along with possible fake tits are few of the best reasons why Jerry's relationship with a girl ends.

OP, hate that fucking show and that Jew bitch is a literal monster.

>>78930166

george was the devil, followed by jerry, elaine, kramer.

>>78933807
Who's column 1, row 6?

>>78933994
http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/#Audrey

poppys a little sloppy

Deaf Girl = Best Girl.

Or always naked chick.

I swear to fucking Ceiling Cat Almighty that I wanted to see all of these wretched fuckers burn to death in the last episode!!!FACT!!!

>>78930344
Terry Hatcher was so fucking hot in her prime.

>>78931264

He took Kramer's tupperware too

>>78930351
She's not Jewish, as Judaism is determined by the mother, but she's from Jewish descent