*blocks your path*

Yo homie

Ther' worse things out tonight than Vampires...

*doesn't close eyes*

IRS I'M VAMPIRE SNIPES

>>78928253
*arrests for tax evasion*

>>78928253
I just realized JC Denton is wearing Blades outfit in blue

I unironically loved all of these movies

>>78928253
How does he shoot the stake with a pump action shotgun?

*posts image of the guy crossing the street to avoid a negro*

*refuses to open eyes during a scene, forcing the crew to CGI my eyes open*

>>78928253
nigger, are you out of your fucking mind?

He just wouldn't

>>78930317
story?

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>>78930384
>closeup of snipes
>refuses to open eyes
>cgis it

>>78930384
He just didn't

>>78930384
Someone has the greentext somewhere, I dont. Quick run down from what I remember
>Snipes is filming Blade 3
>Was getting harder and harder to work with
>Had a scene were he was laying down and the director told him to open his eyes
>Snipes protested by keeping them closed, forcing the CGI team to waste time and resources fixing his eyes.

>>78930384
tndid tsuj eh

>>78930425
BUT FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>78928253
*communicates to director via post-it notes signed as Blade*

>>78930448
Fuck you white boy

-From blade

>>78930317
Kek didn't he also try to beat up the director while he was stoned out of his mind

>>78928253
i'm not a vampie DUMB SHIT
fuck off blade or i'll cut ya

>>78928253
im not a vampire

>>78930384
Some muthafuckas always tryin to lay down with their eyes closed.

>>78928253
*duck as he blows away vampire behind me with shotgun

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>>78931415

You can stop forcing this dumb meme any time

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>>78929953
kek it's true

>>78930448
He had an inflated ego, and Hollywood deflated that shit real quick.

*Blades shoots and kung fu his way through a crowd of vampires*

Head Vampire: How? How do you do it? What is your secret?

Blade: I had a good master.

*Blade takes his shades off, revealing that HIS EYES ARE CLOSED!!!!!*

Blade: His name was Zatoichi.

*katana blade slashes at the screen then it cuts to black*

>>78932681
Blind Fury/Blade crossover when?

>>78932598
holy shit

>>78928253
ZA WARUDO!

>>78930435

fuck Goyer desu, Snipes should've choked him for good

>PO: Oh, Christ. That was the third Blade movie. And there’s a scene where Blade goes in and confronts this guy for harvesting humans. That scene was supposed to be the whole basis of the film. Blade is fighting for the last shred of humanity. But they thought that it was just so fucking grim, so they decided to just have Blade fighting Dracula. It was just one of those; it was a very troubled production. Wesley [Snipes] was just fucking crazy in a hilarious way. He wouldn’t come out of his trailer, and he would smoke weed all day. Which is fine with me, because I had all these DVDs that I wanted to catch up on. We were in Vancouver, and it was always raining. I kept the door to my trailer open to smell the evening rain while I was watching a movie. Then I remember one day on the set—they let everyone pick their own clothes—there was one black actor who was also kind of a club kid. And he wore this shirt with the word “Garbage” on it in big stylish letters. It was his shirt. And Wesley came down to the set, which he only did for close-ups. Everything else was done by his stand-in. I only did one scene with him.

>But he comes on and goes, “There’s only one other black guy in the movie, and you make him wear a shirt that says ‘Garbage?’ You racist motherfucker!” And he tried to strangle the director, David Goyer.

He should've finished what he started.

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>>78928253
*give him an IRS notice*

>>78934146

>ARE YA WINNIN SON?

>>78930435

Based snipes

>>78928253

*turn 360 degrees and ice skate uphill*

>>78931775
Isn't that King Hårek?

>>78932598
>>78929953
I always thought it was black, just with a blue tint because dude cyberpunk lmao and 2000 graphics

Watch out there's a Weasly Sni-

>>78928253
Dude, you're blocking my path, I'm trying to skate down hill.

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>>78928253
LEAVE BLADE TO ME
https://youtu.be/jXcOuSFDbI4

>i turn 360 degrees and ice skate away uphill