STOP WATCHING HORROR MOVIES

WE HAD THIS THREAD YESTERDAY

AND ITS SLASHER MOVIES NOT HORROR MOVIES

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>>78927357
Hi, I'm Michael Haneke. I am a director of such subversive and thought-provoking cinemas as Cachay and Funny Games. I have a severe hatred for modernity, and the West in general. I think white, upper-class Europeans need to take a step back and examine their choices, realizing how everything they do effects others across the world. Romanian people, Somalian people, I could go on. My magnum opus is The White Ribbon, a chilling work of critical theory which posits the rise of German fascism was a result of evil puritanical Christians. God I hate Christians, almost as much as I hate Europeans. And modernity. And the Western hemisphere. #RefugeesAreWelcomeHere.

Wait, what's wrong with horror movies? I find them fun to watch before bed

>>78927388
>i have an intellectual investment in how everyone else should live
fuck you and funny games was the worst movie I've ever seen

>>78927357
OK, but then what else am I going to show girls when they come over? Cuz they "lub scary movies :)"

Godfather isn't going to make her suck my dick..... not even on the day of the wedding of his daughter.

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I just watched this, pretty good

>>78928842
I love when she ate the tissue covered in semen.

>>78928854
She just took a good whiff, but yeah. Got hard.

>>78927451
>>i have an intellectual investment in how everyone else should live
it's almost as if you think there's something wrong with having an opinion on how societies should function

>>78927617
>first date
>invite her over
>"wanna watch a scary movie anon?"
>Grab her passionately
>"Now you listen here"
>Start shaking her to emphasize point
>"I'm not watching any scary movie."
>swift and deep inhales
>"I don't need Wes Craven and I don't need Stanley Kubrick"
>start tearing up
>"I'm gonna watch my own movies, ya understand!"
>shaking more violently
>"I'm gonna watch wholesome films, alright! I'm gonna watch It's a Wonderful life as many times as I like and nobody's gonna stop me! YA HEAR?!"
>passionately embrace her and shower her forehead in kisses while moaning her name in desperation
>tell her you're starting your future tonight
>knock her up
>have 5 kids by 30 and love her until you're dead
Granddad knows best