Addiction IS a disease

>>78927115
Seediest looking doctor in the world

I WAS AN ADDICT FOR TEN YEARS
NOW I'M NOT!

DONT FORGET!....call now

THATS COOL ANON I LIVE IN DC TOO

We Care! (tm)

>>78927115
I WISH MY FAMILY HAD INSURANCE

>>78927256
RVA here, the little Jew is on the screen more times than I care to admit

>>78927256
alabama here I get it to

>>78927124
most doctors didn't get there by being handsome

>>78927115
>(((We'll)))

>>78927115
Can we get a side profile from the (((doctor)))?

>>78927256
>305
>DC
lol wut

Don't you owe it to your family and friends to get help?

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Sometimes I feel like calling this fella to get over my chan addiction.

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>>78927115
You mean like diabeetus?

>>78927340
The number is different on my tv.

>>78927306
>>78927303
Huh. I thought this is a local commercial.

>>78927256
I get it here in Wisconsin

>>78927380
He looks too much like Tim Heidecker

>>78927306
Im in alabama too, wanna fuck or something?

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>>78927115
Can he help with my knee pain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2lrKFBOhCQ

i get it here in Massachusetts

>>78927456
Kek, I haven't seen the black granny ones

>>78927456
Fucking kek, I get the white washed version of that commercial.

>>78927115
"I'm addicted to phone conversations. Please don't hang up on me"

>>78927465
Ya'll need it in Massachusetts, good god what the fuck happened to your state? Especially the Cape

>>78927115
It's an elaborate scam to milk federal Medicare billing while keeping the patients hostage.

No matter what you do, their psychiatrists will assess you to be a danger to yourself and lock you up in psych ward, which can be billed at very high rate to the federal government.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rosalindadams/lawmakers-sound-alarms-on-uhs-psychiatric-hospitals

>inb4 buzzfeed

>>78927456
>nice try kiddo *unsheathes knee brace*

>>78927256
Arkansas here

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WE GEET IT DOWN HEER IN JYORJA TOO

>>78927527
>addicts shouldn't be locked up.

>>78927297
that poor fucking yokel

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CAUSE IM YOURRRRRRRRRRR LAAAAAAAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>78927584
Not on my fucking dime they shouldn't

>>78927115
And the only cure is more drugs!

>it's a Peter Popoff tries to convince stupid niggers that god will send them money if they use his miracle spring water episode

>>78927709
FUCK ME

I REMEMBER THIS

>>78927256

I'm literally watching this commercial right now in Louisiana.

>>78927256
Texas reporting in

Plays all the fucking time on AMC

>>78927115
>I was an addict for ten years. Now I'm naaaawght.

Somehow I just don't believe him.

>>78927474
I ONLY GET THE WHITE GRANNY WHO SAYS KIDDO

MAYBE THEY GET THE BLACK GRANNY DOWN SOUTH

>>78928601
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A HOE, ERIC

>>78927256
I see this ad twice every day. Washington State here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-AWG4Hm9I

>>78929685

this doesn't get the credit it deserves

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https://youtu.be/S8EvnM2XUTI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FncC-sn_VFk

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>>78930013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5HEHHELmtc
This ones weird

>>78929051
>tfw no more vern fonk kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5k2qZmgEVU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fplj61Y5QME

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GOAT COMMERCIAL COMING THROUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

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>>78930013
>>78930061
>12 years old

>>78927256
We get this ad in Pennsylvania. Apparently it's nationwide but just looks like some cheap local shit.

>>78930013
Epic nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3syQV7WDAU

>>78927115
do you have the one he does with the wet hair?

What was the name of that massive douchbag who used to have infomercials where he shamelessly and blatantly lied about medical stuff?

>>78930248
The My pillow guy?

>>78927115
I smoked crack-cocaine...

>>78930248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpXoB8esIwo

cures they don't want you to know about

At Northern Virginia Community College

You can get the power, you can get the knowledge

>>78927256
Michigan reporting in I see this dude in my dreams now

>>78930242
>People are still dying because of addiction! So what the fuck are you waiting for? Give us your shekels now you stupid junkie goy!

>>78927430
Especially with a name like Pax Prentiss...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQENCnAhEXk

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Being a big guy has its advantages...and it's disadvantages.

>>78927115
The way he says it is so accusatory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5G1FvGgzK4
the girl in the commercial looks alot like Emylia Argent, i couldve fucking sworn it was her

this is why trump is president. Kind medical doctor offers to help you with your addiction but nooo his super jew face and laughable actors make you think it's a scam. It's for your own good he just wants to make you healthy.

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>>78930405
KEK WHAT

IS THIS I WASH MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

GLAD I STOPPED WATCHING TV

>>78930281
Ah, Kevin Trudeau, thanks. I still can't believe the kind of early 19th-Century ad shit that guy used to spout in this century.

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>>78930449
Huh

>>78930403
Best Burger King ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLHlvb8skQ

>>78927256
Los Angeles, CA reporting in.

Didn't realize it was so widespread.

>>78930405
Does Bane use a comfort wipe? He's a big guy.

>>78927450
dude same let's make it a threesome

i cant believe i share a board with people that actually watch cable tv and commercials. holy shit 4chan is for plebs

>>78930584
I only watch these commercials on youtube. I don't even watch tv.

>>78930281
Skip to the first funny part, though:
https://youtu.be/FpXoB8esIwo?t=303

>>78927256
Honolulu here. FOX plays this shit every other commercial break

>>78927256
I just saw this cunt here in Michigan, way to make yourself look like a jackass though.

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>>78930765
>went to the actual youtube link to see if there were any spicy comments about that segment
>people unironically believe this guy

>>78927504
>>78927465
Any good docs or reports on how the Cape/Mass is an opiate filled mess?

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>>78927115
>doctor looks like johnny gat
>trustworthy

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ANOTHER SCORCHER
https://youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk

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>>78930488
ITS NATIONAL BUT THE LOW BUDGET MAKES IT LOOK LOCAL

ITS A REFERRAL SCAM, LIKE MOST LAWYER COMMERCIALS, THEY TAKE THEIR CUT AND HAND YOU OFF TO AN AFFILIATE IN YOUR AREA

>>78930986
THIS IS HOW WIVES GET BEATEN

>YOU'LL CALL NOW
BITCH! I'LL CALL WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT

>>78927256
SF Bay Area fag here been seeing this bullshit on Comedy Central close to 10 years now

Rehab is a good place to meet other people who know how to fucking party.

>>78930146
had the biggest crush on her when i was in middle school

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>>78927115
CALL [phone number], REMEMBER...CALL NOW
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>78930584
Man this guy is sooo cooool

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Did you start clapping too, anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9EBHIhx8ik

>>78927256
St. Louis, Missouri standing by

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