ITT: Liars

>>78926509
liar

I'll start with OP.

>>78926509
literally every single human being in history

>>78926509
Diaz did nothing wrong.

>>78926958
not me

>>78926509
What is the story here?

>>78926509
>Coco
>liar
Explain

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>>78926509
His stories seem a bit fake but I don't give a shit, it's comedy.

>>78926509
Trumps election must have hit Patton Oswalt pretty hard, he's looking pretty haggard there.

>>78927203
Why is he so fucking fat tbqh?

>>78927236
beer

>>78927203
Man that guy is way fatter than Tom Segura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e226MZIXJ5E Is this Greasy Fat Fuck Kino?

>>78926509

Breendun Schauwwbs should get outta fighting.

it's the coke boogers talking for him

>let me tell ya joe rogan, i used to know the real tony soprano. we used to rob this motherfucker every other week

>>78926509

it's comedy bitch

>>78927203
Still fat. Will always be fat. Will die from liver failure.

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>>78926509
So, every fucking comedian ever? His purpose is to make people laugh, comedians lie in there standup, this is nothing different. Eat a cock tbqh!

>let me tell you something, joe rogan, i'm a horrible human being that should be in prison but somehow people think my ridiculous criminal stories that i didn't a day in prison for are funny

>>78927594
He did do jail time though.

Diaz is mostly truthful. He fabricates and exaggerates for comedic purposes, though he is guilty of some degree of lying.

Bert Kreischer on the other hand... THAT motherfucker is a hardcore liar. He doesn't even do a good job of masking it. Contradictions over the years, tells, body language. How he got this far is beyond me. He's not funny, has to be the whipping boy on tv to keep a show, has to humiliate and degrade himself for attention rather than rely on being funny with words.

>>78927566
He lies off stage though. He lies on podcasts. Most of his stories are bullshit and some of them aren't even supposed to be funny. He's just a pathological liar like that.

lol @ the fucking rubes ITT

>>78927737
>Bert Kreischer

I only know him from Doug Loves Movies, and every time he's on it sounds like a cry for help

>>78927045
b-but that right there was a lie??

>>78927768
Says who?

>>78927203
I have heard he doesn't do shows with his shirt off any more.

I'm going to see him this Saturday, what am I in for?

>>78927671
yeah, for one crime, not for all the other horrible shit he's done that he profits off of now

>>78928023
Who cares? Drug use is a non crime and theft from other scumbags happens daily.

>>78927768
some examples maybe?

>>78926509
What did joey Diaz ever lie about?

>>78929509
Dishonest songwriter

>>78926509
is he melting?

>>78926509
He looks like Patton Oswalt had a baby with my ballsack.

>>78928023
>one crime
yeah, kidnapping. arguably the worst crime he's committed

>>78926509
Joey isn't a liar, he's a bullshitter. That means there's a bit of truth to his stories. He might embellish, but that's just his nature as a storyteller and entertainer.

>>78927066
A bit? He claimed he turned into a bat, flew into a teenaged girls bedroom window, and ate her pussy out.

>>78927594
nobody aside from rogan actually thinks diaz is funny

>>78929509
who is this???

>>78931278

Annie Clark/St Vincent

>>78931216
t. mark

If you don't know a liar when you see one you're fucking retarded

>>78931535
he makes a living off telling stories and jokes. again, that doesn't make him a liar, it just makes people stupid for believing every thing he says.