Anyone in Ontario want to meet up and create a short horror film?

Luka Magnotta plz go

A FUCKING LEAF

Where you at? May contribute.

Does it involve shitting on your face? If yes then get in touch, pls respond

>>78923985
where? is it shit?

>>78924344
>implying hes not shitposting from millhaven RIGHT NOW

Yo dog for sure. I'm in GTA. I got disposable income. How we gonna do this

Not willing to die for your film school project.

>>78926428
I am

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>>78923985
Durham here what kind of movie you thinking about

>>78926525
I think he wants to make a horror film. Also Whitby here boyyyyy

>>78923985
Does it involve the perpetually socially upset being ritually murdered, because you seem to have no lack of those

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down town turrono reporting in

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>Living in the second shittiest province

>>78926973
>second shittiest province

That's disingenuous considering that the difference between Ontario and Quebec is like the difference between an obnoxious opinionated hipster and a schizophrenic smelly homeless man who compulsively stabs people.

>>78923985
LONDON?
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I own a T5i with the basic lense kit, a cheap 50mm prime and a 10-mm zoom, Tripod boom and cheap mic as well.

>>78927021
Well screaming hauuh hauuh hauuh

Where my Brampton niggas at?

I live in Hamilton. My life is a horror film.

>>78923985
Yes, where and when

>>78927068
10-18mm*

>>78923985
Where?

>>78926973
We live in the best province. Best healthcare OHIP, best food, best cities, best culture, Hollywood North (Toronto). Eat shit Albertacuck.

>>78927098
Try living in St. Catharines

>>78928072
no thank you

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>>78928105
We got a video store though still.

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>>78927098
>>78928072
>neither of them live in Toronto

Nothing is wrong with Hamilton or St. Catherines when compared to Toronto. In fact, the only places in Ontario that might be considered in the same range of "horror" as Toronto are Ottawa and Brampton.

>>78928048
We're best at accumulating massive public debt, too.

>>78923985
I don't have a car, can you pick me up? I live in the Sault.

>>78928144
Shouldnt it have bars on the windows and doors

>>78928157
Hamilton and St. Catharines are shitholes though. Literally it's just regular blue collar joes walking around drinking Tim Hortons shit coffee and crappy malls, transit systems.

>>78928157
yeah it must suck to live somewhere with fun stuff to do...

>>78928157
Toronto at least has variety, lots of restaurants, malls, arts and shit. Even though it's fucking claustrophobic and sun-less as fuck.

>>78928157
Hamilton is a smouldering steel mill infested with crackheads and St. Catharines has no jobs. It's literally all old people walking around aimlessly.
You could honestly just film the Fairview Mall at opening and call it a spiritual successor to dawn of the dead.

>>78928048
>Hollywood North (Toronto)
That's hollywood east you islamaphobe

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>>78927021
Objectively, a schizo homeless stabber is worse than an obnoxious faggot.

Ontario is awful, but Quebec reigns in the department of "utter fucking trash."

>>78928199
>>78928206
>>78928304
You're either disaffected university students who wish that your parents would have funded you to go to U of T and live in Toronto, or you're disaffected university students who actually conned their parents into funding them to go to U of T and live in Toronto.

>>78928234
The food scene in Hamilton is actually very, very healthy. Tons of selection as far as restaurants. Sure, per person there aren't as many overpriced fine dining restaurants as in Toronto, but a great number of mid-price range restaurants to choose from.

Everything positive about Toronto can be experienced as a tourist. Living there is idiotic and disgusting. But I guess that doesn't matter when the city you live in doesn't have an Urban Outfitters, because any city without one must be uncultured and awful.

Whining that you have "nothing to do" in your city just goes to show that you're immature, uninspired, and lazy.

haha remember that one time we built an essential highway and sold it to a private company so they could charge us for driving on it in perpetuity? classic ontario

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>>78926591
will we be playing the mad mans victims in a forest somewhere

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>>78927078
based we need at least one minority

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>>78928411
>PCs make a massive blunder in selling the 407
>Liberals do the same thing with Hydro One a decade later

It's like poetry

>>78928378
I finally realized why /int/ hates Canadian posters. I thought you were some sort of pro white memer but you seem to hate Quebec which is the only place left in Canada that's still white Canadian.

How anyone can be pro-niagara is absolutely baffling, next you're gonna tell me Welland is the bastion of civilization which would actually make sense if you're an Albertan cause Calgary is just Welland with Skyscrapers.

>>78928378
>You're either disaffected university students who wish that your parents would have funded you to go to U of T and live in Toronto, or you're disaffected university students who actually conned their parents into funding them to go to U of T and live in Toronto.

I live in Hamilton and work in a machine shop.

>>78928304
All st kitts has is the fairview mall and pen centre.

Sad.

>>78928540
Yeah Niagara sucks shit. All it is is blue collar fucks and retarded "muh great lakes" shit.

Welland is pretty awful too.

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>>78928540
I work with a bunch of Quebecois who moved to Ontario, so I tend to be a little hyperbolic when bashing on Quebec. That said, I do actually take issue with the province, and it's an issue that many of my co-workers can understand. The issue with Quebec is that it's a province torn apart, much like what has been happening to Ontario in recent years. Yes, you have a lot of pro-Quebec Quebecers in the province, but the province's penchant for social welfare and just a general focus on trivial social issues makes those pro-Quebecer's look hypocritical. On one hand, they want to strongly affirm their own identity and went so far as to almost remove themselves from Canada, yet they've continually been one of the biggest (and at times the biggest) solicitors and receivers of federal "welfare." Essentially, it makes the province look like Canada's version of West Virginia (even more so than those destitute maritime provinces).

>>78928540
Pray tell, what's wrong with the Niagara region? Or, what's wrong with southern Ontario (sans GTA) in general? You've a problem with the non-degenerate rural landscape? Or you just think the entire region is leeching off of Toronto's "success?"

>>78928625
So, what's your issue with Hamilton then? Are you >>78928199 or >>78928304 or just some anon?

If >>78928199, there's nothing wrong with blue collar jobs, coffee in general is shit, Limeridge is getting fairly decent, Mapleview is fairly decent, and it's not as though the TTC is a much lauded public transit system (in fact, all you ever hear about the TTC is that its fucking garbage or it's embroiled in some shenanigans). Almost all public transit systems in North America are trash.

If >>78928304, the only place you'll see crackheads in Hamilton is around Jackson Square and along/north of Barton street. It's not surprising that those are downtown and the worst part of the city, respectively.

>>78928963
>So, what's your issue with Hamilton then?
I'm >>78928206
I wasn't bashing Hamilton, it's better than most places.

But I lived in Toronto for 2 years and I would go back if I could.

aussies should be fucking gassed

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>>78924344
>mfw mailing the PM my dismembered gay lover
>on the run better check twitter doe

>>78926973
What's the shittiest province?

Canada annexation of USA when?

>>78930029
Probably the Yukon or Nunavut.

>>78928048
>Hollywood North (Toronto).
literally vancouver is the accepted definition of that but you tried

>>78930250
Nobody goes to vancouver anymore for that. I should know, I work in the toronto film industry. It's all happening here.

>>78929835
Luka was the best troll ever.

>>78930273
t. Delusional Ontarian

>>78930029

Alberta, on account of all the Albertans walking around.