SPRING BREAKERS THREAD

It's metamodern, not post- ironic.

Dumbass

It is surprising to me that people are confused why Arabia is so disturbed by our culture, and wants to murder us all. Think about it: for the last 700 years, it has been unthinkably taboo for a woman to show her hair or knees in public.

Pudgens feet are so nice

>>78915837
This is shit much better post ironic satire masterpieces out there. Won't share them because pleb board.

>>78915837
James "Let me suck you 9mm, and then your dick" Franco

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This is what I call my "cuck" movie.
Vanessa Hudgens is in my top 3 hottest actresses and my gf of 4 years knows this... its the only movie she doesnt want me to watch lol. Been meaning to watch it when shes not around but I never remember to watch it.

Yes... my gf is that jelly. Eh. I love her. Eh. It happens.

>>78915837
The girls = the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Alien = the anti-Christ

1, 2 and 3 are fine as fuck, 4 looks like a troll.

>>78915837

1 > 4 > 3 > 2

It's too honest for its own good. he should have waited until instagram culture blew up

>>78915837
There's one hot woman spread between the 4 of them.

>>78916157
Yeah. Vanessa.

>>78915928
i don't get it? this foot fetish thing..is it from watching gooks stomp on dogs in third world shitholes that people eventually develop a foot fetish? besides that i really don't get it, it has to be derived from watching crush porn

>>78916004

its the directors daughter

>>78916242
It's his wife

if emma was a part of it...

>>78916725
fuck that feminist cunt

>>78915837
Every single one of these images:
>Everyone dead faced or giggling
>carefully placed hands and poses
>t-this is hot right?
>except vanessa
>being as lewd as possible
>touching as much as possible
>face begging for your cum

Truly best girl

I forgot Jeff Jarrett was in this.

>>78915895
What the fuck is the difference?

why did they shoot franco

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benzo

I miss pudgens

>>78915990
holy shit no one fucking cares you cancerous faggot.

>>78915990
Your gf will leave you if you aren't alpha enough to make her suck your cock while you watch it.

Probably already out on a date with Tyrone, better get to it.

>>78915990
Cancer

>>78917812
Also cancer

>Muh artsy film

It was fucking moronic

>Random college girls are sociopathic enough to rob people at gun point and not care
>Meet some crazy grilled teeth idiot and they're taken in
>Rob more people by gun point, apparently law enforcement doesn't care
>The end of the movie is the guy being shot immediately while they walk around a rich guy's complex shooting people

This movie was so fucking dumb. I felt bad for even taking the time to download it for free.

>>78915990
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>>78917885

All of these posts were carried out by a single user. Me.

>>78916113

This desu.

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I hate when you fags ironically talk about the movie instead of unironically posting pics of the girls.

>>78919093
me on the left

>>78917505
post-ironic is narcissistic jerking off, metamodern is narcissistic jerking off that knows it's narcissistic jerking off. Really there's no fundamental difference.

That's what I'm deriving from the context anyway.

>>78915903
I mean yeah, it's pretty obvious that the Arabs are autistic, you'd think people would've realized this already.

>>78915837
i just watched it cos it was on film 4

i really enjoyed it actually, had it been some subtitled east asian kino i think it probably would be way more appreciated