>tfwywn know what lembas bread tastes like

>>78910857
i don't know if you've heard this but i hear that one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man

Probably tastes like bread

>>78910857
Like Dr. Pepper

I always figured like the kind of crackers you'd get in military rations or something
Dense and ultimately tasteless

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>>78911879
Makes me wonder how many calories that bread contains and if it fits within one's macros

>>78910857
Tastes like your mum's cunt, faggot.

Maybe like naan? Focaccia?

it tastes like nice white bread but is much more filling

Lord of the Rings nerd are the WORST

Fact

Tastes like that sesame seed bread you get from the Korean bbq

like bags of sand

>>78910857
It tastes like shortbread the buttery kind.

>>78911952
makes me imagine the leaf they cover it with having Nutrition facts printed

>>78911949

no it's supposed to be sweet according to gimli

>>78910857
Probably like hardtack, which tastes only slightly better than cardboard. Its a military ration its not supposed to taste good.

melts like shit in your mouth

I always imagined it tasted like shortbread.

>>78910857
isnt it supposed to be fantasy shortbread?

>>78911989
>t. Potterfag

it tastes like cheap plot device
>hmm how can frodo and sam survive on the arid road to mt doom without food?
>give them bread (it's from the elves therefore it's magic!!!) that counts as infinite food lol!

>>78912275
nah it's meant to be pretty tasty and rejuvenating just not satisfying or wholesome. Like eating puff pastry or marshmallows.

>>78912896
That's Tolkiencore for you

>>78910857

A long time ago I got a lembas bread recipe from a LOTR fansite. It was really good. Like sweet bread.

>>78911972
>naan? Focaccia
Sounds like someone wants to be deported

>>78912896
That's not what a plot device is

man i hate how everything the elves decide to try becomes the best thing ever

>>78913047
they suck at dying

>>78912896
Why are you complaining about fantasy elements in a fantasy novel?

Besides, Frodo and Sam actually did run out of lembas by the time they reached mordor. They spent like a week on the path to mt doom dying of hunger and thirst.

>>78912896
More like Tolkien isn't autistic like George R. R. Should he describe Sam and Frodo taking breaks to piss and shit?

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It tastes like polarbröd

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are they just tattie scones

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It tastes like pussy.

mfw most of you don't know what that tastes like either

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So what does this taste like?

>>78911952
Lembas confirmed tulumba?

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i always figured it tastes like baklava

>>78914028
Probably a lot like mudder's milk. Basically liquid bread, keeps you from completely starving and gets you drunk to boot.

>tfwywn know what female breasts feels like

>>78914028
blood, dirt and meat I would imagine senpai

>>78913153
>THE MORE FRODO DRANK THE MORE HE SHAT AND THE MORE HE DRANK THE MORE HE SHAT

>>78914028
It's like 50% alcohol

>>78913153

Yes.

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>lembas is an anagram for ambles
>ambles is a synonym for walks
>frodo and samwise used lembas to fuel their walk

>>78910857
My mum's shortbread

>>78913870
Maybe. They live in a forest so where do they get the wheat? It might be made from a tuber like potatos or taro.

Apparently it defeats hunger for a long time so you can guess it is a wild variety with more complex carbohydrates.

It probably tastes like shit
It's a survival food

Tastes like condensed cuckolding

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>ywn drink Miruvor at Rivendell

>>78914028
CAN'T TAKE HIS GROG

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I always thought they were Twinkies. Don't they say they're cream-filled or something in the books?

>>78914057
Probably less nutty though

>>78910857
looks like potato bread

>>78914028
Guinness.

>>78910857
Salty milk and coins

>>78910857
I always thought it would taste like sweet pita chips

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>>78911972
Focaccia tastes like nothing because dagos can't into bread.

I'd imagine it like a Panzerkeks.

>>78914231
Here's your (You). Please don't post on your first day.

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>>78911989
That's just not true at all. There's thousands of fandoms FAR worse than Lord of the Rings. In fact it may be the least cancerous one I know.

>>78911989
StarWarsfags and Potterfags beg to differ.

>>78912896
I swear there's like 4 scenes throughout the trilogy focused around Frodo and Sam eating things other than Lembas bread. Think of the camp at weathertop, the rabbit and taters, whatever they were cooking before spotting Saruman's spy planes.

>>78910857

I used to eat saltines while watching these movies and pretend. (I still do)

>>78910857
I always assumed it tasted like Liga

Sam and Frodo are gay

>>78915241
Yes, the novel says so many times. They're very happy hobbits!

Shortbread cookies but somehow more leavened with a honey aftertaste

>>78914028
Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Battery Acid, red dye#2, Scumm, Axle grease and/or pepperoni

>>78914235
>ahahahha did that dwarf really just drink our piss?!
>*laughingfaggots.jpg*

>>78910857
I imagine it tastes like the tortillas from Cafe Rio. Shit's delicious.

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>>78910857

>>78914028
Treacle

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>Elves live 100,000 years or more
>It is a few weeks travel on foot, if that, from Mirkwood to Lothlorien
>For some reason Legolas was the first to make a trip there in millennia
>Elven civilization is not the undisputed master of all life on Middle Earth
>Elven technology is not eons beyond what Dwarves or Men are capable of creating
>Aragorn, an 80 year old man, is a better woodsman than Legolas, a 10,000 year old elf who loves nature and basically lives outside
>there are men and dwarves who possess skills or knowledge that does not seem to Elves any more advanced than the skill of a childhood novice

Some major league nerfing going on in Elven society

>>78912022
kek

>>78914168
fuck off autist is an anagram for lembas

>>78916419
>Legolas, a 10,000 year old elf
Why are these threads full of people who've not actually read Tolkien?

>>78916603
A slight exaggeration. Sue me

potato scone

>>78916419
Elves basically don't have free will.

Men do.

>>78916276
The fuck is "fresh honey"?

Ringfags are the most pretentious faggots there are.

>>78916708
>The fuck is "fresh honey"?
I'm guessing honey you get at Whole Foods or a farmer's market.

>>78916685
Like I said, bogus nerfing. A million inconsistencies and contradictions can be derived from that premiss.

>>78916812
>Make up your own fan fiction
>HURR DURR THIS IS INCONSISTENT

>>78916857
Okay motherfucker. Explain this

>Kinslaying

>>78914057
That was my guess
Grind the nuts to a marzipan paste with the honey so it's less chunky and sticky.
Damn I want some now.

>>78916890
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS.

>>78916958
>He can't
>Implying

Another internet argument won for me

>>78917051
>You don't want to spoonfeed retards that refuse to read things that are laid out clearly? I win!

Last post you get troll.

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>>78917140
>Nuh uhh! It's really obvious! I just don't want to explain it
>No backsies!

>1 cup of honey
sounds like a alot.

>>78911989
They're actually the best based on /tv/