>I criticise films despite having never written one

Do scripts for youtube videos count

>>78907306
>I criticise films despite having never painted a single painting
It's a visual medium, storycuck. Go impress /lit/ with your writing.

>I complain the food is shit despite not being a chef

>>78907306
>I claim it's cold outside despite not being a thermostat

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>i watch foreign films
>i enjoy movies before 1977

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>he gives every Marvel movie a pass for being "fun"

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>>78907306
>I criticize how actresses look despite being a virgin.

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>>78907306
>I criticize people's western-style artwork while simultaneously worshipping anime and manga, where the gold standard is noseless saucer-eyed potato heads with no rendering or attention to anatomy

>>78907306
how do i write a film

is it just like writing prose but without any of the description

>he complains about the camerawork despite having shaky hands, horrible muscle control and no concept of exposure

>>78908174
this is applicable to most canons on this board tbH

>>78908060
the bait would be better if it was "I understand movies before 1977"
For normies it's hard to get foreign contexts especially of different ages, for normies it's hard understand contemporary movies.