ITT: things we heard leaving the theater after seeing Split

"that sucked"
"I agree"

"Was that bruce willis at the end?"
"Oh I get it it's a sequel to the 6th sense!"

>Who the FUCK is "Mr. Glass?" Asking for our money back.

>how the fuck did he survive a point blank shotgun blast to the chest?

>Why did she cut herself
>What did the ending mean
>Who was that bald man mommy

>why did professor x go crazy and how did he get wolverines healing factor?

"what next will they drag nicolas cage into this too?"

100% legit

>Sorry sir, you have to pay for those.

Split?

>Now why would you dump you're popcorn and spill your soda? I have to clean that shit up.

>I thought the rape scene went well

Genuinely giggled when the woman next to me started shouting "WHY, WHY!" When she saw Bruce

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>"Why did he change into Bruce Willis at the end?"
>"That was his 25th personality"

>>78906939
i heard this like 4 times

>>78907294
I was in a full theater and I was absolutely in the minority of people there who also saw Unbreakable and understood. I said "oh fuck you" And others just said "wait, what?

>where is James McAvoy's Oscar already?

>I thought they said Fences was good.

>WHAT A TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST!

>>78907355
this
top tier performance

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>>78906930
APOLOGIZE

"so instead of a sixth sense he had twenty-five senses?"
"yeah"

"what do you mean you have a no singles policy?"

not enough feet

"I didn't get it"
"What the fuck?"

Watched it with two girls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78906930
>"I want to go home and watch Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Ultimate Edition.

>"that bug eyed chick had nice tits"

>what do you mean you lost my damned falcon?
>it's a bird of prey, fastest in the world, alright
>you lock it in the cloakroom, and what, it just disappears?
>Sil, you believe this shit? fuckin amateur hour over here

>>78907004
this

and
"she goes back to rape uncle? Wtf"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W56p3AZEFPY

>>78909592
>"What do you mean you don't have a no-singles policy"
>*gives me a dirty look*
I don't think I'm going to go the cinema again anymore, boys