Post yfw you realized that the reviewers were bought and paid for by Marvel and BvS is the only true capekino.
DChads only. Marvel cucks need not apply
>>78906371
HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>be me
>read comics
>have a comic store I frequent
>friends with owner, nice guy
>ask him what he thought about BvS
>"It's too dark! Batman doesn't kill! Superman needs his red trunks back! Why doesn't he smile more often?"
>mfw
Zack, you cast pearls before swine. One day they'll understand.
>>78906371
Makes Dawn of the Dead, 300, and Watchmen. All enjoyable movies. Then he makes Man of Steel and Batman vs. Superman. Both shit movies. Does not add up.
>Leaving out Sucker Punch
Yes. That was soft-core porn, not a film.
>>78906371
>the reviewers were bought and paid for by Marvel
Then explain the critical acclaim that The Dark Knight Rises received. Also, DC crashingwith no survivorswould hurt capeshit as a whole. Regular consumers don't give a fuck if a capeshit movie is made by Marvel or DC, they just want mindless entertainment. If DC drives away the regular consumers then the capeshit bubble will pop and Marvel movies will make less money.
Don't leave us Zach
>>78906472
"soft-core" requires nudity
>>78906529
That's a very backwards interpretation.
Its more along the lines of DC, by being shit, is strengthening the marvel brand by keeping the anticipated level of quality low.
We love you
Reminder the Transformers movies always get critically panned but that doesn't stop them from making over a billion at the box office and getting high cinemascores. BvS is simply shit. It isn't just divisive amongst critics, it's divisive amongst the public too. It made less money than fucking Spider-Man 3 and it got a B cinemascore.
>>78906371
how come sjws hate him
Hi, braindead shitposter here, just here to tell you that this is a masterpiece that was too deep for all of you
Disagree and have proof? No worries, i'll just make the same fucking thread in a
few hours until I find three retards that think like me so we can circlejerk for an hour and call everyone a disney shill
This is my mind on comic books
>>78906455
Oh wow. The way Doomsday twirls him around and the beginning is a powerful statement about how the use of excessive force leads to a vicious circle and amounts to nothing.
Really makes you think.
>>78908455
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it..
>>78908626
Hi, braindead shitposter here, just here to tell you that this is a masterpiece that was too deep for all of you
Disagree and have proof? No worries, i'll just make the same fucking thread in a few hours until I find three retards that think like me so we can circlejerk for an hour and call everyone a disney shill
This is my mind on comic books
>>78908654
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it..
>>78908704
Hi, braindead shitposter here, just here to tell you that this is a masterpiece that was too deep for all of you
Disagree and have proof? No worries, i'll just make the same fucking thread in a few hours until I find three retards that think like me so we can circlejerk for an hour and call everyone a disney shill
This is my mind on comic books