SO PLEASE MTV, PIMP MY RIDE!

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MEMES

the last time this thread was made i was on lsd and completely fucking lost it

>>78902251
YOU'VE GOT TO PIMP MY RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
(DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN RIGHT)

>car's held together with chewing gum and duct tape
>just buys them a whole new car

pimp mah ryyde!

>>78902284
m8 i can't even control my computer when i'm on lsd

Fakest "reality" show there is.

Those cars would be stolen in a week.

>>78902251
>Yo, homie, we know you live on a farm so we put a chicken coop in the back of your car, there's also a 17-inch LCD flip screen at the back.
>T-thanks.

>>78902251

That show was better than it had any right to be.

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What is this face trying to convey?

>Hey Now starts playing

http://jalopnik.com/5803817/xzibit-pimped-my-500-buick-and-i-sold-it-for-18k

>The problem with the show is, they don't fix any of the mechanical issues, and my car was a piece of shit. What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great. Just not great enough to drive on roads.

top kekerino

>>78902313
this is so accurate I laughed audibly

>>78902414

>How was Xzibit?
He was funny, but extremely mellow. I was expecting him to perpetually scream "SUP DAAAWWWWG!!!" but that's just his broadcast persona. He spoke calmly and consumed Cheetos.

>Xzibit told me that he was going down to Hell later in the evening to kill the devil, because he wanted some new Satan Skin boots.

>"Sup dawg we heard you're jewish so we put a fully functional homicidal gas chamber on the back of your trunk. There's also a mini lounge bar and a yakuzi. Check it out dawg!"

What the fuck? You went too far with this episode xzibit

>>78902469

Xzibit was always agitated during the show. No surprise that he didn't give a fuck.

>Guy uses his pickup truck to deliver medical supplies for a living
>They replace his flatbed with a pool table

>Guy drives his kids to school in a van
>Other kids make fun of it
>They remove the two seats in the back his kids sit on and replace them with speakers and PS2's

>>78902298
More like

>car's held together with chewing gum and duct tape
>yo dawg check out the six rotating flatscreens and the three x-boxes we put on your trunk

>>78902325
>I hate the fact that white people accept me.

>Yo homie, we heard you wanted to kill yourself, check out your BRAND NEW SUICIDE DOORS

>>78902758
Except when he was really high.

>>78902414
>getting hefty 18k from the car

Why all the bitterness then?

>>78902313
>we will also pull it all out after the cameras are done so enjoy your car after the 10 month wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dkN0YIBjEM

>Yo dawg we heard you liked movies so we gave you an LCD screen instead of a windsgield so you can watch movies while you drive
Has any madman ever dared to take a PMR car on the road?

>Yo dawg we heard you liked Bane so we put a plane in your trunk

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>>78902892

Wow... They actually fucking ruined this car... it was fine the way it was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwMb0kpZXNk

>It's a Xzibit looking constipated episode

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Superior car show coming through.

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>Xzibit rolls into shop
>proprietor of auto shop and his employees are visibly aghast
>they shake their heads in disbelief
>they cover their mouths - literally speechless
>one crouches down and covers his eyes, unable to look at the vehicle in its current state of disrepair any longer
>one starts whooping and hollering, jumping around while shouting "No! No! No!"
>Xzibit emerges from the vehicle with a knowing smile and greets his friends

>>78903046
>Xzibit rolls in
>"Shit joke"
>"EHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE"

>>78903000

I'd over haul her, if you know what I mean

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>>78902892
The late 2000s was a magical time.

>>78902970

All they had to do was do all the engine work, then refurbish it to the stock look and it would of been amazing.

>>78903103

PMR was mid 2000's, unless you're talking about thqat meme you posted from the late 2000's

>TV installed in the car
>Xzibit plays on

wew

>>78903127
Yeah I was talking about the meme.

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>>78902469
>extremely mellow
>constantly eating cheetos
>speaking very calmly

Was he being facetious or did he legitimately not realize he was high as fuck?

>>78903000

>old boomermobile comes in
>"lets give it some nice 22inch foose wheels"
>"and finish it off with a sick two toned paintjob"

That was basically the whole show

>>78902325
>You better like that shit white boy or ima kick your ass

>>78903076
>*pinches shirt*

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>>78902469
>and consumed Cheetos

>so MTV please, peg my wife
>CUT CUT CUT
>say it like you mean it
>SO PLEEEEEEEASE MTV, PEG MY WIFE

Are there any more painful behind the scenes?

>>78902251
I liked how they just put on flashy bullshit instead of actually fixing the car most of the time

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>people thought this looked good

>>78903418
It probably costs more to actually fix the car than to just slap a few TVs in it

>>78903418
The name of the show isn't Fix My Ride, though.

>>78903531
finally someone gets it god damn

>>78903456
Is that a rare car pepe?

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>>78903456
I built that shit in NFS 2 underground

>>78903456
fucking NFS mane

>It's a Xzibit walking in the white neighborhood and nobody calling the cops for a black guy episode

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Dave > Mad Mike

>the time they crew put mini LCD screens on the outside of the car by the tires

what the fuck where they even thinking

>>78904059
So the guy behind you can watch same shit you be watchin yo

>>78903000
Counting Cars has been my favourite. Shame I had to drop it when they started focusing too hard on the 'randomxd' guys and not the cars/bikes.

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>>78903456
>high impact sexual violence

>>78902875
Wow it's like someone just found out about how to cut film

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>>78904059
you mean mudflap

>>78902875
whats up with the ill-fitting clothes?

Please MTV, pimp my wife

>>78905873
Just let me get that BBC out.

>>78904059
>>78905314
what's funny is they got that from the MAD magazine parody of the show. they even thank them for the idea

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>Hitler: MTV my hooptie is BUSTED! I drive it alll over the Fatherland, and my schuzstaffel all say I look like a strict CLOWN when I'm hitting up Paris and the front.
>Cut to Himmler: It's true, that car is so busted, I don't know why he loves it so much.
>Hitler: I got this car during Krysralnaacht after Goebbels stole it from the lot for me! With so many memoriea, I'll never trade it in! But I can't be pulling up to Treblinka in this beater! The untermensch all laugh even though they don't even HAVE cars!
>So plleeeeeeease, MTV, Pimp My Ride!

>>78902696
>yakuzi
The Wall can't be built soon enough

>>78904059
>that episode where they put diamonds on the rims

that shit would be stolen within 10 minutes of leaving the car alone

This thread shows exactyl why /tv/ is officially as bad as reddit.

We had 1 pretty good Pimp My Ride Thread a few days ago and since then people started spamming it every few hours to recreate the same feeling. But that will never work.

That is alos the point of 4chan: make something great, then it gets deleted, then you try something new. That way you come up with unique and actual funny stuff.

But nu-chan just forces generals and makes the same shit over and over and over again, not even changing such little as the image or the subject.

tl;dr /tv/ = reddit

>>78902251

Friendly reminder that (like almost all Reality TV) this show was one huge scam.

>They made the cars look worse than they actually were, filling it up with candy wrappers and garbage
>They made absolutely no technical repairs to the engine, transmission or suspension. A lot of the cars broke down due to all the extra weight from the modifications.
>Some of the mods (like one car with a popcorn machine in the back) were removed immediately after filming was over.
>The contestants had to leave their car with MTV for 6 whole months without getting a replacement car for that time.
>While the new car reveal was genuine, some contestants had to film their reaction to their new car several times because MTV said they weren't "enthusiastic enough".

http://www.vibe.com/2015/02/pimp-my-ride-all-a-lie/

>>78906844
t. r/the_donald transplant who came here during the he election and never left.

>>78906844
reddit: the post

>>78906856
>Have a shit car
>Get some cosmetic shit on it for free
>Sell it more you paid it originally

Who is getting scammed here?

>>78902858
>he didn't watch the catch up episodes

Mad Mike was the worst thing about this show.

>Unfunny
>Shit joke followed by Xzibit laughing on the background

>>78902284
fucking degenerate

Man I loved that show, even though every episode they just spray painted it neon green and installed 18 DVD screens. I remember one episode the guy was a mechanic himself, and they installed a DVD screen under the car.

>>78907017

>sell your car to some black guy who likes those tacky mods
>his car brakes down a week later
>he threatens you with a gun and wants his money back

no thanks

>>78902795
Top kek

Why did I ever stop watching.

They also put a hot tub in someone's pickup one time. Like what are corners, what is braking, what is conservation of momentum

>>78907078
>call the cops
>I live in the American south so "a black guy's here with a gun" will have them here in thirty seconds
>"DROP THE FUCKING GUN, NIGGER"
>don't have to pay him back and one less nigger around

Seems like everyone wins.

>It'a a Xzibit laughs uncontrollably over a shit joke episode

>>78903563
NFS UG2 is the best racing game of all time, nothing will ever come close to it.

>Low-ri-der

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>>78902696
>yakuzi
did you call us hwhite devir

>>78907158
Wrong board, white supremacist.
>>>/pol/

>>78902325
>plexiglass

>>78902304
not if you live in a first world country

>>78902875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q_Vzw0huXY

>>78907224
>hating niggers makes you a white supremacist
top kek
wrong site, reddit

>>78902251
>It's an Xibit puts his shitty music inside the person's car episode.

>>78907315
How many times did they use Hey Now throughout the show?

How many times did they play its music video whenever they installed a TV?

This is a fucking joke.

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>>78902831
Maximum kek

>>78906856
>They made absolutely no technical repairs to the engine, transmission or suspension.

This is just beyond retarded, on the other hand fixing those shitboxes would have not been worth the money.

>>78905983
jesus christ

>yo dawg your nanna told us that you never go outside
>so we installed a fully functioning basement in your ride, that way she can never tell you to go outside and you can still jerk off to your cartoons

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>>78903456
fug

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>in quebec it was called pimp mon char
wew

>>78902696
> Written and directed by Sam Raimi

>>78907383
I remember a couple of episodes where the car was /that/ damaged they couldn't do anything with it, so gave them a new one, which they pimped.

Surely, they got to keep the car? Right?

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What was his fucking problem?

>>>/o/

The shop is open to the public for tours in Burbank

>>78908489
>>>/reddit/

>>78908934
Power level wasnt high enough

>>78908934
He didn't get enough attention as a kid.

>>78908934
>how you want your hair
>you know that statue in new york?
>say no more famm

After they got their ride pimped, do you think they could just sell it and use the money to buy just a regular, sensible car without 17 flatscreens and a dj studio in the trunk? Or would the show have some kind of contract stopping them from doing that?

>>78911998
One guy sold his for 18k

>>78904202

I dropped it when they powder coated the chrome on a gto

>>78911998
what kind of person would actually buy it?

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what was the point of this character

>>78912461
a person of color

>it's an Imma put LCD screens in aaaaall four doors episode

>that episode where they had a 60's stock impala beat a 2005 Gallardo because ''muh biofuel''
even as a 15 year that triggered my autism

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>>78906856

Living in a broke and fucked up neighborhood, these people properly got or their car stolen or disassembled the next minute.

Not a surprise to drive around with LA with such a flashy shitbox

>>78908934
Looks like static electrocution.

>>78903563
KEEP ON PLAYING YOUR FAVOURITE SONG
TURN IT UP WHILE YOU'RE GONE

Remember the poor souls that had to develop a video game based on pimp my ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR9IuCB-E5E

>>78902875
K I N O

>>78914921
TO DA WINDOOOOOOOWS
TO DA WAWULL
TO DA SWEAT DRIP FROM MY BAWULLS
AH DESE BITCHES CRAWULL
AWW SKEET SKEET MUHFUCKA
AWW SKEET SKEET GODDAMN

>>78903563
I remember playing this and thps2 all nite long during sleepovers in my best pals house back then

Looking back the early/mid 2000's were pretty damn comfy

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>>78903000

The british do the best car shows, that's a fact.

>>78906844
Wrong. 4chan is 10%OC, 60% trying to throw old OC at the wall and seeing if it sticks, and 30%Forcing things that have long proven failures.

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Don't forget to use Royal Purple synthetic oil

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>>78908934
>tfw being young and impressionable and this is presented to you as what is cool

>not being part of the motor trend revival
>roadkill
>engine masters
>offroad every day

step it up

>>78902875
H-HE'S FAST

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GET YOU SOME OF THAT

>>78905828
early to mid 2000s america were strange times. you had to be there.

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>people dont even remember the origin of Yo Dawg posting

DUDE JACKHAMMER

>>78907224
/tv/ is a /pol/ colony, bjorn

>>78907254
Can't say I think LA is a first world country. Let alone a first world city.

>>78906844
I understand your frustration my new friend, I really do. But 4chan always redoes things ad infinitum. On occasion it leads to some cool OC that hasn't been done before. Maybe you should lurk moar

>>78903456
Looks like a hotwheels car.

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>>78915244
I remember playing Tony Hawk's Underground and then Jedi Knight 3: Jedi Academy. I soon realized their stories are extremely similar even down to the Eric Sparrow, Rosh Penin betrayal.

>>78903314
The Mexican paint guy who basically just wanted to paint everything in sparkly gold flakes killed me

>>78904059
>The episode with the Vegas-themed piece of shit conversion van
>They make it shoot playing cards out the exhaust
FOR WHAT POSSIBLE PURPOSE

>>78917712
Royal purple is legit though.

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>>78916081
'OLD OUT YOUR HAND

>>78914936
no fucking way

>>78902696
>>>/pol/

STRIKE THREE YEEEEEEEEEEEER OUGHTAAAAAA HERE!

> yo dawg we heard you liked working on your car, so we put a flatscreen UNDER your car so you can watch while you work.

They actually fucking did this.

>>78903108
>>78902970
You FUCKING idiots! The show isn't about FIXING cars it's about PIMPING cars! How is this so HARD for YOU to UNDERSTAND?!

>>78905873
Robot Chicken already made that joke jerkass.

>>78906856
>In a new (and rather disappointing) investigation by The Huffington Post,

Stopped reading there Huffington Post is notorious for fabricating nonsense for clicks just look at how they handled Trump during his run for president.

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>>78917712
Now this was car kino

Was Xhibit kino?

>YO WE HEARD YOU'RE STUPID SO WE PUT 20 LCD FLATSCREENS ON YOUR 1984 CHEVY CITATION AND REMOVED YOUR SEATS
So was ANY car on this show's entire run actually improved?

>>78923546
Not that I ever saw
I loved the one where the chick worked in music recording, so they made the back of her shitty Blazer into a recording "studio" that could never possibly be used

>>78904059
>>78905314
>Thanks MTV now i can share my shemale porn with everybody on the road.

I never got why they'd put TV's with Xboxes installed in the trunk. Like whose going to just sit in a lawn chair in their drive way playing Halo?

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I never understood why they always put giant TVs and stereos in the trunk? Would people actually go pop their trunk open and sit behind their car watching a movie or playing vidya gaems?

>>78905828
2000s dude, it ruled

>>78902875
Like for the first few seconds I was like "this really isn't that funny" and then about the 1 minute mark I started coming to the realization how batshit crazy the 2000s were and the restof the video I was at maximum kek.

What is the stupidest mods from this show that you remember?

>>78907232

fucking kek

>>78902875
4:04

UNLIMTED

POWAAAAAAAAAHH

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>>78905828
Whassup youngfag

>>78902905
More like
>Yo dawg we heard you like Bane so we put three 72' flatscreens where the windshield should be so you can watch the plane scene while crashing your car

So I don't remember much about this show but reading these threads did they do anything besides shoving tv's everywhere?

>>78924126
The van with the playing card shooting exhaust, card table, and roulette machine on the outside of the door

>>78923631
>you will never force someone to watch your entire trap porn folder while driving down the highway
PLEASE PIMP MY RYYYYYYYDE

>>78903718
That's back when the record companies were smart and hired studio gangsters. Just big black dudes who looked scary, but were actually softies and really cool. Usually they were a bit older and more mature. Nowadays they have this dumb business strategy where they sign some 18 year old nig nogs from Chicago, Pitchfork will write about how they're the next big thing, and then the stupid little shit will do something retarded and get life in prison before his career even takes off.

>>78924351
There is no way the owner of that van didn't get pulled over plenty of times for his car not being road worthy. Can you give me a picture?

>>78911937
yeah anon we get it, that haircut is called "liberty spikes" for a reason...

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>>78904059
>>78905314

>>78905314
How do you even control those lcds.

>>78907194
What was there fucking problem?

>>78913617
Make normal white boys feel comfortable.

>>78920855
I wasn't the only one. At long last.

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https://youtu.be/X-q6Y8nn1iA
>mfw one guy's car burst into flames a couple years after the show

>>78902875
>450 ping

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>ctrl f
>no Misfit Garage

pathetic that no one posted this kino

>>78924645
That's because he added a bunch of more shit onto it later.

>>78902284
This place slays me when I trip desu.

>>78904059
they do that shit like every other episode

>>78924872
Along with installing ps2s in the back seat.

>>78924440
I can't find any that actually show the mods.
If you google it it's the hideous gold Chevy conversion van, but you can't see the most egregious shit

>>78906416
I hope they fuck up the seats so Gorings' fat ass can't sit in it anymore.

Another tragedy are those Home Makeover winners. They get a fancy new home sure, but their taxes skyrocket and the cant afford to live in the house they were given. They hardly give a fuck about that ice cream machine in your bathroom shit once the bills start piling up

>>78925069
>win retarded house
>sell it
>get something normal

>>78924995
This shit?

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>>78925157
Forgot to post pic.

>>78916081
Damm right.

>>78906844
what's reddit?

>>78902251
oh man is that the guy with the red rolla?
didn't he get tiny screens where his fog lights should go?

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this is such a 40 year old dad show but its comfy

>>78903456
poor silvia

why was this show so entertaining, what the fuck

>>78905828
2000s were weird

>>78908400
merci à télévision musique d'avoir pimpé mon char

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>>78902325
I-is that Viper?

>>78903314
This is so fucking true it hurts

>>78902831

bravo, sir

>>78907224

Every board is a board for white supremacists, you commie scum.

Enjoy your incoming mass burial.

>>78924126
I remember a fishtank, that's pretty bad.

>>78926967
IS THAT A FISHTANK BRUH IN THE MIDDLE THA DASH?

>>78902875
KINO
I
N
O

YO DAWG!

Hear you like cars...

SO we put a car in your car

Now you can drive while you drivin!!!!

>>78905828
early 2000s american rap culture was ridiculous
yeezy saved it when he blew up
then thugger did some next level gay shit

Ever thought about how weird the early 2000s were?
The shit that we just let slide without a second thought?
Damn, comfy era tbhh

>>78903000
>3 cumskins couldn't muster half the charisma and screen presence in Xzibit's left foot

>>78915061
>picking up niece from dance class
>have to wait a bit in the lobby
>they're practicing a dance to this song
someone stop the jews

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>>78902875
this is
K I N O
I
N
O

>>78914784
>get car pimped
>it gets stolen
>breaks down 2 blocks down anyways
>robber leaves you a coupon book with a note "damn son"

>>78903108
>all the engine work
they never touched the engine actually. if the car ran like shit when it came in, it still ran like shit after. it just looked stupid as well

I have this bookmarked still havent gotten around to watching

pure kino


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dkN0YIBjEM

>>78928132

dude the rap culture form the late 90s to late 2000s was the best era of rap, produced teh best rap songs

>>78902875
>*teleports behind you*
>"YO DAWG"