how did he JUST so hard?

something having to do with that book be read is what i heard

He was wealthy and stupid

>>78902120
drugs
and he was fat

he reached the apex on the hedonic treadmill and coped with food, same as brando

>>78902120
too many vices. he was a simple man from a small town.

>>78902120
did you know he actually had blonde hair?

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>>78902120
did you know he actually was a mizrahi jew?

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>>78902405
same as paula abdul tbf

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>>78902405
ftfy

>>78902329
probably this. you can't give artists too much money. you have to keep them starving or they go off the fucking rails with it/ or produce one album and live off the royalties until the next world war rolls around

>>78902120
And he still sang like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG9ph9xkOrw

>>78902120
He thought being a prescription junkie was okay because the drugs were all prescribed by doctors. The amount of drugs he was taking when he died probably easily puts him in the top 10 of most drugs taken at once.

post Elviskino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG2DqpcHRoA

>>78902357
he also had a thing for underage girls.

fame
mothers death
divorce
sleeping pills
uppers/downers

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>>78903139
All heterosexual men do

>>78902950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faCc0ePdgXQ

>>78903341
only pedos. And they tell themselves all men think like them to feel that their deviant thoughts are OK

>>78903614
no. I will not be.

>>78902120
Imagine dying on the toilet while eating a hoagie whilst having a shit

>>78903843
ah the life of a sex icon

>>78903779
that pic makes me want to report you

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>>78904026
Milena D aka Sunna aka Taya Karpenko is 25

>>78903837
You sound like a total faggot.

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>>78902120
have you seen his biography on Amazon
Elvis vs. Nixon

its a good flick but elvis is ugly as fugg
would still be able to bang you mom though ;-)

>>78903160
>jew with pedojew gf
seems right

I DID IT MY WAY

What did he mean by this?

>you now know that Elvis never played abroad because Colonel Tom didn't want to get a passport as he fled Holland after killing a guy

>>78903160
>those tits
>those lips
you must be retarded to call this anything but 100% woman

>>78902950
pretty ridiculous

>>78902120
His best film was Viva Las Vegas and that is a fact.
>>78902357
He was also visited by aliens at age 8.

>>78903486
Any man that is not a beta cuck amd actually wants to pass on his genes with a healthy mate is attracted to underage girls. Liking repubescent girls is another matter and yes, that is called pedophilia.

>>78907165
Common knowledge. He fucked Elvis over in more ways too.

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>>78902405

Sephardi have the most beautiful women.

He was poor as fuck in his youth

>>78902120
His producer jewed him into doing a shitload of gigs until he finally burned out. Sad!

>>78903486
Yes, any straight male is only attracted to 18 year olds unless he's in a state where 16 is legal in which case he's naturally attracted to 16 year olds. If he's not in US and legal age is 14, any straight male is naturally attracted to 14 year olds. This is just how male brain works

>>78902950
Looks like a parody video.

>>78903160
Is Jerry stll pissed at Stern for that At Seventeen parody?