If Spider-Man does whatever a spider can how come he doesn't

>>78900122
because a galaxy far far away was really hell

>>78900122
your post reminds me of Viz Letterbocks

>>78900122
He does that off-screen.

>>78900122
Who says he doesn't?

>>78900122

It's hyperbole also Spider-Man 2099 has fangs which can inject you with a paralytic venom mostly because his mutation was on a genetic level rather than 60s magic

>>78900122
There is a scene in the director's cut of SM2 where he does exactly that to a homeless Vietnamese man.

because good luck explaining that to young children

>>78900122
good post

>>78900373
One time I saw a spiderman movie in it where Aston Kutcher was venom and it was shit

>>78900538

Analysis: why did you make that post?

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8KB, 480x360px

>>78900580
For (you)s