What would an elf, a man and a dwarf be doing in the Riddermark?
You are now aware that Aragon, Legolas and Gimli did all that running for no reason at all.
>Hey /tv/, you're smart
>board that unironically mostly discusses Star Wars and superhero films
>>78899516
Looking for the Hobbits of course, they would be small, only children to your eyes
>>78899516
Starring in a shit film?
Warmongering? I'll monger you!
>>78899516
It's a free country you fascist
>>78899735
Yeah that was awkward. Fucking Apatow-tier.
>>78899773
>AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>78899516
Give me your name, horsemaster, and I shall give ya mine
>>78899834
that's pretty gay when you think about it
>>78899865
I'm thinking about it and I'm not seeing it
>not posting a classic
https://youtu.be/2Cig0L_3P7k
>>78899516
>gimli: give me your name horsefucker, and I shall give you mine
>Eomer: I woud rape your asshole, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground
>>78900013
>>78899516
am i free to go?
>>78899516
Interracial porn
>>78899891
You have to be cis to see it
>>78900559
That's a point for the CIS. Damn!
>>78899516
We have legitimate reasons to enter your lands, and will do our utmost to abide by your rules and customs while we are here. We do however commend your vigilance in defending your national borders, as there are others that may seek to cross your borders with malicious intent, like the Uruks you slew last night. A good universal rule of thumb to abide by in these circumstances is "If they're white, they're alright. If they're black, send them back". Good day.
>>78900906
DUDE!
>>78900906
some goblins are white though
>>78900906
This isn't /tg/.
>>78899939
>poor cropping
>terrible video quality
You really expect me to watch that clip?