>HELLO LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND THOSE OF ALL OTHER GENDERS WHICH

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this trumpcuck is so mad for some reason

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>Welcome to Late Show I'm your host Stephen Colbert
>This week, Donald Trump...
*audience booes*
>... has announced [last news]
*audience chuckles*
>that's funny because [joke on Trump's body]
*audience erupts in jeers and applauses*
*Jon Batiste plays random notes*

>>78883525
/pol/ is going to be so triggered on Oscar night.

They are going to bash Trump all night long. Just wait.

>>78883821
Why would pol be triggered by celebrities being sheltered libs? They have been for decades, this isn't new.

Let them bitch and moan, it won't undo the election

>>78883821
>triggered
Why would they? They won all everyone can do is complain abut it at this point.

>>78883821
I'm not triggered because they're bashing Trump. If they were bashing Hillary, or Bernie, or Stalin or fucking Emperor Nero, I'd be just as "triggered" because this shit doesn't belong in entertainment and I want to be able to watch the Oscars without hearing the same asinine opinions that any 14 year old can spout on Facebook except this time I'm supposed to care because the person spouting it has a larger net worth than me.

>>78883525
Isn't there some bullshit rule that a movie cant't get an award now if it has no black characters in it?

>>78883737
>muh jewporn memes

Say what you want, but at least they're producing oc

>>78884248
That's the BAFTA's. At the very least, we aren't as cucked as britain

>>78883896
>>78884013
>>78884118
>create thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread about liberals expressing opinions that offend you
>not triggered
pick one

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Why are Jews so obsessed with Trump?

can't wait to be honest
>>78884013
>Why would they?
Go start an anti-trump thread on /pol/ and see for yourself.

It's actually become my favourite past time, it's guaranteed (You)s, and they all regurgitate the same two or three lines because they're otherwise unable to defend their candidate of choice.

>So...

The audience edges up on their seats. It's the sound of winter. You could hear a pin drop as the anticipation mounts -- where could this lead? This is surely one of the best joke setups yet. A dog barks in the distance.

>Donald Trump...

Urine fills the floor amids a tidal wave of laughter. TV cameras shake as an associate producer shits her pants. A 27-year-old grad students falls over the audience railing and snaps both ankles, impervious to pain as xhe descends into hysteria. The entire front row, between tears of joy, begins a "I'M WITH HER" chant, complete with fist pumps and choreographed dance. A woman prematurely goes into labor after severe abdominal strain caused by intense laughter.

>Is Orange.

The audience feverishly bumrushes the sage and carries off the entire staff. Rioting in the street begins at 11:40 pm that evening and lasts six days. A million-man march is organized and the Emmy nomination board is held hostage in their offices. The frothing masses demand immediate and decisive action to ensure "The Late Show" wins ever category the following year. Trained baboons are released and taught to build idols and statues of Stephen Colbert. The United States Federal Government cease their grants for cancer research and instead transfer them to generating Stephen Colbert embryos for in-vitro fetilization.

And that's just the first 5 minutes.

>>78883525
>>78883778

Ameritard TV really is shit,goddamn.
But i guess it is appropriate.

>>78884389
>he typed through tears of rage, grinding his teeth all the while

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TRUMP WILL NEVER EVER BE THE PEOPLES PRESIDENT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

NEVER EVER

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA

HAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHNJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>78884340
he's the best goy

>>78884323
I call "not triggered"

>>78884458
Yes, Trump fans definitely have a lot to be upset about these days.

>>78884271
>Trump supporter defending blacked porn

Pottery.

>>78884540
I think he was referring to the OP, bud.

>>78884537
people wouldn't make twitter screencap threads if they weren't triggered

>>78884579
Or enjoyed laughing at retards. One of the two.

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>>78883525
Every. single. day.

Until you like it

>>78883778
this is not even an exaggeration

can't wait until trump containment board and brony style ban crackdown

>>78884458
Why is /tv/ so full of bitter lefties? Jeez louise. This is the most lefty board I've seen on this site

>>78884633
Good luck with that one, faggot.

>>78883778
If it wasn't for the crowd, Batiste and Colbert's pointless gestures, the show would be bearable. Barely, but it'd have something going for itself.

>>78883821
>A organization dedicated to movies dedicates its entire show to Trump instead.
>Somehow, this means everyone else is triggered

>>78884597
I wonder how many Alt-Righters actually exist. It seems like something that almost nobody actually calls themselves, but that people throw around like crazy anyway.

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>>78883821
>triggered
Trump won tho
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>>78884013
All right wingers know how to do is get triggered. Watch Fox News. The hosts that aren't outright shills for trump spend their show shitting on the media for reporting the news and questioning the president's policies.

>>78884633
>Suddenly, the entirety of hollywood is banned to /pol/

>>78884691
((They)) need to start creating labels and concepts to control public perception. That includes the far right's perception of themselves as well as the left's perception of them.

This has been brewing for 10 years, but they have not addressed it until now. Because now, the cultural marxist agenda has accomplished most of its goals and a new cycle can be phased in. The rich will continue getting richer, and the rest of us will continue noticing a gradual decline in the quality of our lives.

>>78884323
Yeah, laughing at them.

>>78884713
>Everyone on TEAM A is evil
>But everyone on TEAM B is good

Both sides spend alot of time getting triggered. But at least the far right isn't going to ship in 100,000,000 third world immigrants in the name of ""peace and equality""

>>78884709
why didn't Kanye perform at the inauguration? Such a waste desu

>>78884597
Will it be your first or second oscars thread?

>YOU GUYS ARE INSECURE AND UPSET!!
>NUH UHHH!!! YOUUUU GUYS ARE INSECURE AND UPSET!!!

Hmmm

>>78884691
>that almost nobody actually calls themselves

Niggers didn't call themselves niggers. /pol/ is the alt-right because we call them that.

>>78884862
>le superior middle ground gentleman

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>>78884691
>>78884763
https://www.reddit.com/r/altright/
Why do you faggots lie constantly?

>tfw Miles Ahead won't get a single nomination, despite it being Don Cheeto's best movie

>>78884713
they also know how to win elections and destroy cucked libtards from reddit like you.

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>>78884920
>15k

That's cute.

>>78884340
because he's such a good friend to israel he probably let sheldon adelstien fuck his wife the fat cuck

>>78883896
>Why would /pol/ be triggered by [something that doesn't fit 100% with their believes]
Is this your first day here?

>>78884920
oh wow a reddit page, that sure showed him. and of course you'd know faggot

the alt-right is a buzzword being pushed by the failing liberal media in a sad attempt to label those who see through their bullshit.

>>78884981
those are all russian and wall-street bots, they don't count

>>78883525
i really like this post op

please keep posting it because the world needs laughter

>>78885033
>le /pol/ is triggered and intolerant reddit meme
Is this your first day here?

pol laughs and makes fun of all these stupid celebs, that's not being "triggered"

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>>78884896
>B-but you have to pick a team or else you're being pretentious!

Okay, the right.

>>78885149
>he believes in the right-left dichotomy
good goy, GOOD goy

>>78885149
*tips fedora*

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>>78885046
The alt-right labeled themselves at least six years before the librul media ever mentioned them. Why do you lie in every post you make?

>>78883778
This sucks. We need character Colbert now more than ever.

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With muslim ban (plus all of that other shit he will do by end of february) it's now completely fucking unavoidable, at this point even if Moonlight, Fences and Hidden Figures sweep every categories there still will be meltdown because they'll shitting on him and he will be tweeting back indefinitely, the level of pandering and smug and "demure" masturbation is going to reach x10 "NOT YOUR FAULT" from the last year and can you imagine the fucking Foreign category speech, I swear to god it's going to be the best Oscars for memes.

>>78884833
he wasn't traditionally american enuff

>>78884248
thats BAFTA m8. hopefully we have a few more #oscarssowhite years left in us

>>78885149
how does this fit into the jewish conspiracy?

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>>78885200
>fedora
>holocaust denial

You've got your memes crossed m9

>>78884323
I didn't make the thread and have not made a Trump-related thread once in my entire history on this board.

>>78884880
Niggers do call themselves niggers though

>>78885383
It doesn't really. But anytime I can have an opportunity to give David Cole some publicity, I take it.

>>78884389
I've always been a fan of this meme. Kinda disappointed at how lazy it has gotten recently. But I'm being honest here. This is the best one I've ever read. fucking 10/10 m8

>>78884627
Really? Do you have a clip depicting a moment as retarded as that?

>>78884880
>/pol/ is the alt-right
>we

I wonder what the MSM will tell you to call yourselves next?

>>78885033
/pol/ here

other anon is right. We'll just talk about how this is going to start redpilling normies.

Seems to be working. 46% of generation Z leans hard to the right

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>>78885394
>if you don't believe in the Holocaust you have to believe in invisible superbeings

>>78885200
*preps bull*

>>78883821
the only thing that would trigger me is if their bitching somehow changed the results of the last election

but luckily this isn´t the case

at this point it´s just pathetic watching them scream about Trump. They still don´t get it that their smug, elitist attitude and their costant usage of buzzwords like racist, sexist, transphobic, islamophic, etc is one of the mayor reasons why he won

>>78884896
>no picking the nihilistic side

>>78885099
>Opinion doesn't fit 100% with his beliefs
h-hurr REDDIT h-hhurr SJW

>>78885530
*beheads infidels*

>>78885530
I miss the days before /pol/ discovered cuck porn and started projecting their fetish on everyone.

Its been just over a week now

How long will it take Trump voters to realize how retarded they are? There's enough compelling evidence even this early to come to that conclusion. Or they'll wait until he's impeached maybe?

>>78883525
imagine getting this butt hurt

>>78885470
You get that anyone can just go to /pol/ and see that this is not true, right?

>>78885207
No m8 they Dident find me archived mention of alt right before 2015 I will wait

>>78885655
what has he done that is bad?

>>78885655
he pulled out of TPP that's already worth the vote

>>78884862
>>78885149
I'd tolerate a horde of MAGA hat wearing deplorables yelling in my face before I seriously discuss anything with a faggot ass fencesitter.

>>78885678
On 4chan*

>>78883896
>Why would pol be triggered
/pol/ is perpetually triggered.

They are failures and have to find someone or something to blame their shitty life on so as a result they have a permanent victimhood complex. They are huge pussy SJWs honestly.

So Trump is the new liberal scapegoat, right?

>>78885678
I literally just posted the proof. Are you retarded or just out of arguments?

>>78883778
Im not a fan of Trump to say the least but Colbert's routine is fucking terrible

>getting triggered before it even happens

jesus fucking christ you have passed tumblr in being fucking pathetic

>>78885745
>So Trump is the new liberal scapegoat
you have that backwards

>>78885587
>before /pol/ discovered cuck porn
>their fetish

The cuckspam on /tv/ is nothing compared to what /pol/ went through back in the day. EVERY time we had a 9/11 or holocaust thread: boom. The thread would be spammed to the bump limit with bm/wf porn gifs. Every fucking thread. It was such an obvious outside invasion that Moot had to step in and ban porn on /pol/, even though it's not a blueboard. It remains that way to this day.

It's not a bunch of neo nazis behind the porn industry buddy

>>78885761
>getting triggered at them being triggered
Holy fuck you people that claim to be on the fence have become even worse than both sides. I can only imagine how quick you're going to run out of reports during your first oscars live thread

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>>78884458

>>78885705
>if you don't view reality in the simplistic terms of a small child I hate you!! >:(
You sure showed that guy. I'm sure he'll join le epic may-may war any minute now.

>>78885685
Well, he is white. Also, he's a bigot and a racist. That's a no-no in my book (:

>>78885655
If Bush wasn't impeached for FUCKING LYING to start the Iraq war, then it'd be pretty rich to see Trump get impeached for being a loud mouthed, vulgar goon

>>78884880
>(((we)))
what did he mean by this?

>>78884645
they're all reddit newfags brought by memes

liberal or not, you'd have to be a fucking idiot not to realize OP's satirical post is spot on.

>>78885767
taogepacs larebil wen eht si pmurT oS

>>78885854
who would impeach him? his partners in crime?

>>78885857
>>78885453
If he was claiming to be from /pol/ he wouldn't have referred to them as "them," retards.

>>78885901
the neocon wing of the party hates Trump so they could get it done with the democrats

>>78884833
Cuz Republicans hate niggers and it would confuse them

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>>78885854
Yeah all that, yeah. But can we impeach him for doing the things he actually promised to do? I mean, this ain't right, okay?

>>78885804
>getting triggered at him getting triggered at them being triggered
Holy shit kid calm down! Don't go out and shoot up a school or anything.

Just a reminder that the American PEOPLE chose Hillary

>>78883821
Its not triggering so much as it is cringing

>>78885961
well they and a few million illegal immigrants

>>78885961
>Californians
>people

Eeh I wouldn't go that far

>>78885906
What the fuck are you even talking about aspie, and stop pretending you are not the same guy.

>>78885890
>memes
And Star Wars 7
There are actual shills from those "geek news" sites looking for the latest scoop/spoiler

>>78885935
I meant Bush, we'll see about Trump

>>78885936
>calls them niggers
See? Liberals are the REAL racists guys. The so-called tolerant left is a mental disorder with participation trophies

>>78886036
wow really made me think

>>78883525
You forgot the part where they all fart into their chardonnay glasses and take a giant whiff.

>>78885985
>can't into basic reading comprehension

>>78885961
>Just a reminder that the American PEOPLE chose Hillary
fucking pathetic I can't even post on this board anymore if I dislike BOTH hillary and trump you get harassed by SJWs on both sides.

fucking SJWs have to let everyone know just how racist or reverse-racist they are like it's god damn nazi tumblr. I don't give a shit about either form of identity politic

>>78885983
t. hick flyover state

>>78885979
[citation needed]

>>78886331
why don't you go and post on /r/atheism fellow gentlesir?

>>78885685
pulled out of the TPP and NAFTA with no plans to renegotiate, increasing the cost of consumer goods in america

wants to build a useless wall that will cost taxpayers billions of dollars when in fact most of the immigrants just came over through overstayed visas

is baiting the islamic world towards more terrorism through pointless and inflammatory actions like changing the location of the embassy in israel and banning middle eastern refugees from coming over (while conveniently leaving out saudi arabians, who were a large part of 9/11)

wants to increase mexican tariffs to 20%, which could literally lead to a global recession when you see how many american goods are manufactured there

that's literally the tip of the iceberg. hope you fags are happy

>>78886410
>if you don't like trump or hillary you're an atheist
sound logic

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>>78886410
>meme war faggots are grasping this hard at straws

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>>78885742
How come all leftists can do is project and deflect?

>>78884389
>The United States Federal Government cease their grants for cancer research

Implying Trump won't have already ceased all grants for research

>>78886443
>pulling out of TPP increased costs of goods
wow back to those crushing 2015 prices
>pulled out of NAFTA
no he didn't
>wall will do nothing, illegal immigrants come from visa overstays
fake news
>oh no now ISIS is going to try to kill us because of Trump
before they were just basically trying to kill us but now look out!
>wants to put tariffs on Mexican goods
proposal, not a plan

>>78886443
With TPP corporations could've sued whole governments. Also we'd never have been able to pull out of it after ratification. We also didn't leave NAFTA.

>>78886726
>wow back to those crushing 2015 prices
fundamental lack of understanding of the policy. this is going to leave us out of great opportunities to trade with asia and compete in the global market

>no he didn't
he has talked about it time and time again, and wants to

>fake news
real news that you don't like doesn't become "fake" automatically. not an argument

>before they were just basically trying to kill us but now look out!
this will ramp it up a ton, watch. shit argument regardless

>proposal, not a plan
doesn't make it less retarded. he has no clue what to do foreign relations wise and is alienating our closest trade allies and partners (mexico with nafta and the wall and china with the one china policy violations), while making allies with russia

>>78886752
>With TPP corporations could've sued whole governments
it's more complicated than that and the risk would've been greatly outweighed by the benefits.

global economics is way more complicated than just "i don't like something on this paper, fuck you i'm pulling out"

also way to leave out the rest of my post