what the fuck was his problem?

He wanted to study NDEs and learn the 5th movement.

>>78882614
Do grown men usually walk around wearing school badges?

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>>78882614
I'll jump his bones anytime

>>78882614
He was blond and therefore evil.

>trump-supporter.jpg

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Looks like he's upset about not getting a role as an elf in lord of the rings and having to join one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>78883082
Actually, now that you mention it, he looks like Hillary with longer hair.

>>78882643
Nice reference, chap.

split ends?

>>78882614
That those fucking Weaslys with their dozen kids would at some point be part of every single high-wizard lineage in the future while his son is too preoccupied with being a tsundere fuckboy towards Harry Potter, thus ending his perfect pureblood lineage in just a couple of years.

>>78883093
So do you make these threads just to post this or what?

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>>78882614
>>78882742
His problem was that he was a LARPing manchild. He probably had autism too.

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he is a nice daddy now

>>78883963
Wow, he's actually pretty handsome. He would be a better Grindelwald.

>>78882614
>>78883741

fucking Weasleys, collecting their wizard welfare and shitting on the upper class

>>78884086
The Weasleys were a hard working family that would never collect welfare.

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>>78883093

Bless you.

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>>78882614
>was prepared to literally murder Harry with a forbidden evil spell in broad daylight in public

>>78882614

I can't get over how bad that dyejob is.

>>78884245
that was the asshat writing the script, he doesn't do that in the books.

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Who would win in a fight?

>>78882614
Reminder that he got away with everything

>>78884480
Except his sweet hair you mean.

>>78883093
>Clifford for President
every time

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Ah well done Draco, well done.... HOWEVER

Voldemort got rekt before he could get his complementary little girl fuckslave for entering the club.

>>78884608
HAHAHA EPIC

>>78884608
did they fuck?

I didn't even know Jon Hamm was in Harry Potter.