I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>78876646
Do women really leave if you have a small penis?

Is it even worth trying to get into a relationship if I have a 4 incher?

>>78876646
I'd be more concerned about those mantitties.

>>78876679
asking for a friend

>>78876679
>Do women really leave if you have a small penis?

Debatable. Very few will outright leave you over penis size because that looks shallow but they will be incredibly unhappy and probably unfulfilled and will leave you eventually for "other" reasons.

>Is it even worth trying to get into a relationship if I have a 4 incher?

Not really if it's 4 inches hard.

>>78876679
gotta date the ugly girls anon
I mean really ugly girls.

>make episode about how women don't know about shrinkage
>as a result, women now know about shrinkage

Pottery

>>78876810
Valuable PSA

>>78876679
yes last a girl literally left in frustration and disgust because my dick kept slipping out of her.

I was happier as a virgin

Reminder that anything under 7 inches flaccid is considered small

Do women know about growers?
Mine is really small flaccid but above average erect. I don't want a woman to think I have a baby dick if I'm nervous and can't get hard right away (if I ever lose my virginity that is).

>>78877061
>Mine is really small flaccid but above average erect.

You're half right

>>78877061
Then do foreplay retard. There's no reason why you should be showing her your soft penis.

This is a joke btw dicklets, you don't shrink in the pool.

>>78877141
get out roastie

>>78877106
Idk I find it difficult to get hard around women

>>78877061
>nervous and can't get hard right away
>(if I ever lose my virginity that is).

You won't.

>>78877190
Maybe you're gay then.

>>78877263
I like some porn that has girls in it though.

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>tfw you lost the genetic lottery and are incredibly insecure about size

>>78877061

Yes they do anon.

Watch the movie Everybody Wants Some to see the mind of an alpha.

- What? What's up?
>Finn's in his average cock mode.
>Right now, I guarantee you he's telling those girls about how he has an average cock.
-Why the hell would he do that?
>See, no, it's genius, actually.
>See, he tells girls that he has an average cock, and while that might only seem moderately compelling on paper, women find it a relief from all the guys talking about how huge they are.


Finn to the girls: I'm a performer, all right? I'm a grower, not a shower.

>See all that fun, all that laughing?
-Yeah, yeah.
>They're talking about his dick, man!
- Fuckin' with me.
>No...
>You heard of "foot in the door"?
-Of course.
>Finn's got his dick in the door.
-That's fucking genius.
>Genius. Yes!
-Genius!
- Fuck.

>>78877263
No it took me awhile too before I was comfortable enough in those situations to actually enjoy myself. Standing helps.

>asking about being a grower

Who the fuck cares? Why the fuck are women even seeing your flaccid cock before a month into a committed relationship?

I remember in high school all the girls were gossiping and laughing at this other girl for trying to make fun of a guy she got with and then dumped for being tiny and limp... apparently she thought guys just walked around with raging boners 24/7.

Not all girls are idiots.

>>78877061
Most women are bad with size I've been told I'm huge when I'm only 7 inchs with average girth don't worry.

>>78877366
This desu. I don't know if they're delusional or trying to be nice.

Probably 70% mentioned how big it is when it's just 6.5 and looks nice.

What's the consensus on how to measure your peter?

>>78877366
gay guys too.. which is confusing.

Im only 6 inches but girthy.. still say I'm "huge".
I thought they were making fun of me for the longest time...

>all these dicklets in this thread trying so hard to justify their tiny dicks
>all these dicklets who think women cant measure
>all these dicklets lying to women about their dick size

btw, grower is codeword for having a small penis

>>78877366
>>78877412
Average is 5 inches so that is 30% bigger, which is a massive difference

>>78877423
>>78877366
I'd imagine perspective has a lot to do with it.

>>78877509
5 inches is average "scientifically"
the real average is 6.5" if you take into account the actual people who have sex.

>>78877516
This. I'm six inches which is okay I guess but it looks like four at the most to me because my hands are so big.

>>78877296

Forgot to disclose you have to be attractive and confident to pull this off. Forgot I was talking to a virgin, but wanted to point you in the right mindset.

>>78877509
>>78877550
Average is 5 inches when you count fucking china and india. Grown men in the west average 6 inches.

>>78877628
average dicklets are pathetic because they have to make fun of china and india to feel big.

feels good being huge and not pathetic like that.

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>>78877061
Mfw everyone, including ""straight""" men look at my dick area to get a good idea of my size, but I'm a grower. I honestly don't think people understand how much a dick can grow. I grow five inches when I get hard. I watch porn and some of those dudes grow maybe an inch. It's fucking annoying. No one fucks with a limp dick. That, and stop looking, it's really starting to piss me off.

>>78877742
>grower
>aka, "I got a small penis"

>>78877826
Not him but false. I'm 7 inches but my flaccid length is regularly 3 inches

>>78877826
Nah, that's just what your average normie who's had their brain warped by porn thinks. I'm old enought to know the difference, and I've been in multiple relationships.

>>78877878
>>78877875
wow, so quick to defend the term for having a small penis. pathetic

>>78877875
>>78877878
Settle down dicklets, men are talking.

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>>78877932
>>78877941
>tfw I'll never have an average 10 inch penis

Why even live?

>>78876810

if anything, after I swim my dick looks longer due to drag.

ITT: Beta virgins

>>78878026
Yeah that's because you're in the thread now. Bitch.

>>78878026
Nice projecting.

>>78876810
Larry David is very good at that

>>78878101
nah, jews are good at it

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This fucking thread.

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>>78877290

>>78877932
>>78877941
>projecting this hard

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>>78878167
>p-p-projecting!!!

>>78877290
Sucks being you. You'll never know the glory of only getting part of your cock inside of a vagina.

>>78878193
whats small to you?

>>78877875
>>78877878
>>78878167
Get back in your cuckshed, dicklets. Well come get you when we need you.
>>78878385