>Its a military Francis episode
those episodes were super comfy
these are the best ones
>>78876353
>it's a gruger shoot himself in the head but doesn't die and only goes blind until he eventually dies after suffering unduly about a year later episode.
>It's a grandma Ida episode
>>78877463
>also had toes and part of his feet amputated
what a fucking nightmare his final couple of years were my god
>>78876353
>Francis gets kicked out of military school for preaching the gospel of xenu
>Its a Francis dies something outrageous just to prove Lois is a bad mother episode
Which Francis episodes are the best military, Alaska, ranch, or final season.
>>78879246
Military cause spangler and ranch because otto. Special mention to one episode in alaska where they get stuck in their cabin and go crazy.
>>78879466
How would the show have played out if Otto's actor didn't die?
>>78877463
>that 9/11 call
Christ
I tried to think about ways to an hero that weren't as complicated as buying a helium tank and all that that had literally zero chance of failure. Best I could get was strap homemade explosives to your head, go somewhere empty and set them off, figure if you make it big enough even if it doesn't work 100% right it'll do the job right
shows that wouldn't be made today
Is this honestly the most perfect show
I still remember the thing with Francis going to AA meeting but wasn't actually an alcoholic, hilarious
>>78879466
The one with the dead janitor and the viking burial was good too. He got burned with his weird german fetish porn.
>>78879495
Would have liked to see otto and gretchen help francis sort out his mommy issues and make nice finally
>tfw francis and louis' problems stem from postpartum depression and a lack of proper mental health care education
>>78879611
best bit was with slappy
>can't find it anywhere on youtube
>>78879669
That was great I forgot about it
Was she a good mom, /tv/? Was Francis just a bad kid or did she fuck him up?
>>78880467
id fuck her
id fuck her hard
>>78880467
No. The point was that they are all bad people. They are absolute trash.
>>78879466
>>78879495
>Compromise?! Do I look French to you?!
Otto was great
>>78880467
She is the root of the family's problems.
>>78876353
>It is a Spangler and Francis realize they are gay for each other episode
>It is a 2 hour special
Not sure why, but I always wanted to seem them fuck. Like I mean hardcore shit and not pussy shit like kiss and cuddle. I mean dicks ramming asses and cum flying everywhere.
>>78880801
Isn't it revealed that Francis was was literally the cause of everything turning to shit?
>>78880644
Hal could have had a very good life if it wasn't for Lois' ridiculous pussy game
would you?
>>78877463
>he did this because of diabetes
What the fuck. Is diabetes really this bad? I know people with beetus who just pop pills and don't give a fuck, it's like they don't have it at all.
>>78881557
It was probably a lot of shit compounded with the beetus
>>78880467
she was fucking based. insane and based.
>>78881067
yeh
>>78879688
What mommy issues did francis have?
its been ages since ive seen the show
>>78881018
What episode? I vaguely remember Lois and Hal being very rich when they were younger
>>78876353
Dude Ranch>Marlon Academy> Alaska Hockey episode>>>>>>every other Alaska episode
>>78881934
All of them.
>>78879553
>helium tank
>zero chance of failure
Yeah unless you blow your fucking lungs up
What happened to the new season anyway? Was it just a lie or something?
>>78880115
One of my favorite scenes is when Richie throws the can of lighter fluid into the fire. I remember laughing like an idiot every time even though nobody else found it that funny.
>it's a Malcolm contemplating poisoning Reese's pancakes to murder him during the family breakfast episode
>Cries like a bitch at you after shooting himself in the head
What do you do?
>>78877463
CONTRABAND
>>78876353
>that episode were he fits as many marshmallows as possible in his mouth
>that episode were he fakes a genetic spinal injury
>>78879495
>mfw they were danish in the german dub
This always cracked me up
>>78881982
I made this a while ago, never caught on
>>78876353
I forgot kruger from seinfeld was the headmaster at francs' military school.