Lame intro

>>78873955
Maybe it was targeted to children? I sorts of sounds like a children's song to me.

>>78873955
Narcos is the best tho

>>78874299
What is the target audience of this show anyway?

>>78874428
Autistic young men posting in a Chinese handcraft forum.

And Malina-posters.

>>78874428
Sickeners, linguists and future 4chan users if we're speaking about kids

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>>78874560
>>78874928
To be honest those lips could make any reasonable man question his morals .

>>78873955

>House of Cards


The trumpets are gonna be so unbearable when the next season drops and it inevitably makes fun of him

>>78874428
Weird 20somethings who read the books growing up and have no friends

>>78875312
>it's another "Frank hasn't murder Claire yet" episode

How much do we have to wait?

Narcos is GOAT though

>>78875490
Are the books worth reading?

Is violet a big nymphomaniac in the book? Does she sexually enslaves Klaus and milk his dick dry in a sex dungeon every day? Will this be in the Netflix adaptation?

>>78876245
That's how I remember them.

>>78875490
Stop talking about me

>>78873955
Personally I love the intro, it's slightly different each episode

>look away
>loooook away

>>78875490
me

>>78874428
very good question and one of the shows problems. I genuinely don't know who the show was for which means it fails for kids and adults

>>78876379
The rhymes are corny as fuck and music is dull.

>>78876928
I wonder how many "segments" of viewers does the Netflix model. It must be some pretty serious machine learning stuff.

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They should have just used this from way back when

https://youtu.be/Xer4VCa5-tg

>>78878560
That's actually kind of cool. Although anything would have been better.

>>78875679
Some guy did a dog parody of Narco's intro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idKxCMsS3FQ

In the video walk through you see all the little details of the original that make it so great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjWws-xl6r8

To the guy's credit, he tried to take all of them into account.

>not posting the GOAT opening sequence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFYFh8w4758

>>78875312
How's the post election therapy going, my gender fluid friend?

>>78874428
Teens and nostalgiafags who grew up with the books is my guess

They should have used something by the Gothic Archies who did the songs for the audiobooks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB4G5hzDqeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vjDYH3eWWY