Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat, Early in the morning, Just as day is dawning, He picks up all the post bags in his van. Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat, All the birds are singing, And the day is just beginning, Pat feels he's a really happy man.
>>78872532
>unknowingly delivers a letter bomb to a mosque
>it's a Pat unknowingly delivers class A drugs episode
Jesus knew
>>78872532
Whats in the box?
>>78872698
Mrs Goggins head
>>78872575
>unknowingly
>>78872605
wow this board's best joke is a family guy joke.
>>78872575
>>78872605
>>78872802
>>78872818
>>>/r/ImGoingToHellForThis
>>>/pol/
I'm trying to have a light-hearted thread here.
>>78872575
>>78872818
"We rumbled your flat, Pat. Less you suddenly moonlighting as a gardener bob's your uncle that fertilizer we found'll match the residue forensics found at the scene."You're nicked!
Parking Pataweyo,
Parking Pataweyo
Parking Pataweyo,
and his black and white Cat-Aweyo!
Forget to feed the meter?
Pataweyo's eager,
to bump a ticket on your car and get you towed away-o!